I am spending... - Page 2

pshrynk · 06-19-2008, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

He's running for bribes?! Hey, pshwynk, when do I get my share?

Next weekend. Iowa. Bacon. Keep up.

RickyMaveety · 06-19-2008, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

He's running for bribes?! Hey, pshwynk, when do I get my share?

(waves hand wildly)

Me tooooooo!!!

pshrynk · 06-19-2008, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

(waves hand wildly)

Me tooooooo!!!

Talk to DixieGal. She's our HR Director (Evil). She it taking bribes, I mean applications for the pork wagon, I mean Executive Branch jobs.

RickyMaveety · 06-19-2008, 04:03 PM

Are you there??? I'd like a job please!!!

DixieGal · 06-19-2008, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

Are you there??? I'd like a job please!!!

You think it works that way? That you can just volunteer to serve like that? I think not.

For the position of Chief Money Launderer of State, the bidding begins/began/will start now. Winner must supply his/her own Tide and Downy.

pshrynk · 06-19-2008, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

You think it works that way? That you can just volunteer to serve like that? I think not.

For the position of Chief Money Launderer of State, the bidding begins/began/will start now. Winner must supply his/her own Tide and Downy.

Didn't we agree to call that Secretary of Treasury?

DixieGal · 06-19-2008, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Didn't we agree to call that Secretary of Treasury?

Sorry boss, I forgot and used the office jargon. Won't happen again, I promise!

RickyMaveety · 06-19-2008, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

You think it works that way? That you can just volunteer to serve like that? I think not.

For the position of Chief Money Launderer of State, the bidding begins/began/will start now. Winner must supply his/her own Tide and Downy.

No thanks. If I have to bid on a job ... I want it to be something that doesn't mean I have to do extra loads of laundry. Cleaning up after 20 cats involves way too much laundry as it is.

I'd like something that puts me on a beach with a good book. Do let me know if something along those lines comes up. You know .... Exhalted Kindle Ambassador to Bermuda .... something like that.

zelda_pinwheel · 06-19-2008, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

I'd like something that puts me on a beach with a good book. Do let me know if something along those lines comes up. You know .... Exhalted Kindle Ambassador to Bermuda .... something like that.

too late, he already gave me that job.

RickyMaveety · 06-19-2008, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

too late, he already gave me that job.

WRONG Zeep, you do not HAVE a Kindle. You have no PLANS to get a Kindle. Therefore, you have to be the Exhalted Something Else Ambassador to Bermuda.

(and please save a beach towel for me.... kay?? Thx.)

zelda_pinwheel · 06-19-2008, 08:33 PM

kindle, whatever. you can have the kindle job. my job is liseuse-independent and my chief responsibility is "lying on the beach." and "umbrella drinks". "beach" and "umbrella drinks." um. my *two* chief responsibilities are "lying on beach" and "umbrella drinks." and putting on sunscreen. my three chief responsibilities are "beach", "umbrella drinks", and "putting on suncreen". oh, and perhaps finding the occasional fact. my *four*... amongst my responsibilities are... my most important responsibilities include...

never mind this, i have to go to sleep now.

RickyMaveety · 06-19-2008, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

kindle, whatever. you can have the kindle job. my job is liseuse-independent and my chief responsibility is "lying on the beach." and "umbrella drinks". "beach" and "umbrella drinks." um. my *two* chief responsibilities are "lying on beach" and "umbrella drinks." and putting on sunscreen. my three chief responsibilities are "beach", "umbrella drinks", and "putting on suncreen". oh, and perhaps finding the occasion fact. my *four*... amongst my responsibilities are... my most important responsibilities include...

never mind this, i have to go to sleep now.

Do we get to call you Ambassador Biggles?? Or maybe Ambassador Fang??

Nitey Nite Zeepie.

zelda_pinwheel · 06-19-2008, 08:43 PM

Ambassadeur Fang has a nice ring to it.

RickyMaveety · 06-19-2008, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

Ambassadeur Fang has a nice ring to it.

Yer supposed ta be in bed!!!

zelda_pinwheel · 06-19-2008, 08:55 PM

i KNOW !!!

06-19-2008, 04:03 PM	#19
RickyMaveety Holy S**T!!! Posts: 5,213 Karma: 108401 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego, California!! Device: Kindle and iPad	DIXIE GAL!!! Are you there??? I'd like a job please!!!

06-19-2008, 08:33 PM	#26
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	kindle, whatever. you can have the kindle job. my job is liseuse-independent and my chief responsibility is "lying on the beach." and "umbrella drinks". "beach" and "umbrella drinks." um. my two chief responsibilities are "lying on beach" and "umbrella drinks." and putting on sunscreen. my three chief responsibilities are "beach", "umbrella drinks", and "putting on suncreen". oh, and perhaps finding the occasional fact. my four... amongst my responsibilities are... my most important responsibilities include... never mind this, i have to go to sleep now. Last edited by zelda_pinwheel; 06-19-2008 at 08:42 PM.

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