Unutterably Silly AprilHare ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now - but isn't!

[red_phoenix]

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Quite the karma junkie you've become?

What are the symptoms of a karma junkie?

[AprilHare]

Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

That's hardly the correct way to try to get karma.

I got a little steamed. Just protecting the brotherhood of chooks here.

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Either it's a temporal sacrifice or a metaphorical one. Make up your mind.

Why not both?

Originally Posted by red_pheonix

What are the symptoms of a karma junkie?

Hope you're not asking me. I wouldn't have a clue.

[Sweetpea]

Originally Posted by AprilHare

I got a little steamed. Just protecting the brotherhood of chooks here.

Hmm, steamed chicken...

[red_phoenix]

It looks like you are going to have to come up with a better reason than "sacrificing yourself" for karma.

What are you willing to do to receive Karma?

Dylrob already provided one suggestion.

Originally Posted by Dylrob

If you need karma then you should earn it.

(bribes count)

[Chi Cygni]

any karma leftovers or I came too late?

[AprilHare]

Originally Posted by red_pheonix

It looks like you are going to have to come up with a better reason than "sacrificing yourself" for karma.

What are you willing to do to receive Karma?

Dylrob already provided one suggestion.

I am willing to suffer the slings of insults to discover what really happens when you receive high karma.
And he already has his bribe - what else? Karma!

[AprilHare]

Originally Posted by Chi Cygni

any karma leftovers or I came too late?

Well, maybe...

[Chi Cygni]

Thank you

[Sweetpea]

Originally Posted by AprilHare

I am willing to suffer the slings of insults to discover what really happens when you receive high karma.
And he already has his bribe - what else? Karma!

You know what they say here? Chickens that ask will be passed by...

[AprilHare]

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

You know what they say here? Chickens that ask will be passed by...

Luckily chickens can fly to catch up!

[Sweetpea]

No, don't fly! That's bad for you....


Funny story (and no it's not about chickens, but rather a relative).

We live in the country. And there are a few pheasants here. One day, there was this huge male, pecking around our fallen apples (I left them on the ground for the birds). And I mean, he was huge.

My cat (who hadn't seen him) went outside. I personally think he's half blind, but eventually he saw that huge bird. And he actually thought he could catch it... (he can't even catch mice that our other cat has already caught...) Naturally, the pheasant first tried to run away, but then decided to take to the wing. And the cat acted like nothing happened

[AprilHare]

Flying is good for me
You're just looking for a cheap feed, aren't you?
Never mind my karma investigations, you just want me for my white meat, don't you?

[Chi Cygni]

on a side note a while ago I got bigger karma and I lost my entire collection of Star Wars action figures in the process it hurt...
bad karma? karma got me? sniff...

[Sweetpea]

Originally Posted by AprilHare

Flying is good for me
You're just looking for a cheap feed, aren't you?
Never mind my karma investigations, you just want me for my white meat, don't you?

I'm not looking for a cheap feed... I'm looking for some quality white meat! And flying isn't good...

[AprilHare]

You're right.
Flying isn't good.
It's GREAT!