Silliness AprilHare ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now - but isn't! - Page 3

pholy · 12-11-2011, 08:10 PM

Ummm, I just noticed that kindlekitten has over 25 million karma, and seems to have been turned into a Christmas pixie.

Are you sure you want to go there?

AprilHare · 12-12-2011, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Dylrob

5/8 of the known universe. Big difference!

Load of rot.
I need karma, people!

AprilHare · 12-12-2011, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pholy

Ummm, I just noticed that kindlekitten has over 25 million karma, and seems to have been turned into a Christmas pixie.

Are you sure you want to go there?

I know there are risks to my person, but to find out for you all - I am willing to sacrifice!

Dylrob · 12-15-2011, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by AprilHare

Load of rot.
I need karma, people!

If you need karma then you should earn it.

(bribes count)

Sweetpea · 12-15-2011, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by AprilHare

I know there are risks to my person, but to find out for you all - I am willing to sacrifice!

So, you'll be coming over to my house this christmas?

I've got two ovens, so if you can bring friends...

AprilHare · 12-16-2011, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

If you need karma then you should earn it.

(bribes count)

I am earning karma! How else will we find out? It is my duty to sacrifice myself to do this, and you tell me I'm not earning it?

For shame!

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

So, you'll be coming over to my house this christmas?

I've got two ovens, so if you can bring friends...

Afraid I'm giving that invite a miss. As for your ovens, may they stay empty.
(Surely I earned karma for dealing with this relentless chook eater in a timely fashion!)

AprilHare · 12-16-2011, 10:40 PM

Karma me up, Karma me down..

The Terminator · 12-17-2011, 12:41 AM

I have over 31 million Karma and nothing special has happened. Ask Astra

Posts: 8,275
Karma: 456,139,264
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: United Kingdom
Device: Sony Reader PRS-650 & 505 & 500

The Terminator · 12-17-2011, 12:42 AM

And yes I divided it for easy reading

AprilHare · 12-17-2011, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Terminator

I have over 31 million Karma and nothing special has happened. Ask Astra

Posts: 8,275
Karma: 456,139,264
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: United Kingdom
Device: Sony Reader PRS-650 & 505 & 500

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Terminator

And yes I divided it for easy reading

Thanks for that.. but maybe something special will happen now..

Dylrob · 12-17-2011, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilHare

I am earning karma! How else will we find out? It is my duty to sacrifice myself to do this, and you tell me I'm not earning it?

For shame!

Afraid I'm giving that invite a miss. As for your ovens, may they stay empty.
(Surely I earned karma for dealing with this relentless chook eater in a timely fashion!)

If your duty was to sacrifice, then why aren't you in my oven?

AprilHare · 12-17-2011, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Dylrob

If your duty was to sacrifice, then why aren't you in my oven?

My sacrificial duties involve receiving karma, not jumping in ovens that stink of recently burnt turkey.

AprilHare · 12-18-2011, 08:13 AM

Well, I've reached 10,307,527 karma.
I experienced an ecstasy not known to ordinary man or chook.
No new karma fortunes though. Maybe the value isn't high enough yet for that to happen.
Maybe you should give me more karma to find out..

Sweetpea · 12-18-2011, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilHare

My sacrificial duties involve receiving karma, not jumping in ovens that stink of recently burnt turkey.

Well, my oven doesn't smell of turkey (that's usually the grill's job), but of freshly baked cake! And as it spilt out of the baking tin, my who oven was filled with it

(that is, one of the oven, the other only had some cheese filled bread-thingies in it... The grill was unused at the time as the grill roster is in the dishwasher from those delectable chicken wings)

AprilHare · 12-18-2011, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

Well, my oven doesn't smell of turkey (that's usually the grill's job), but of freshly baked cake! And as it spilt out of the baking tin, my who oven was filled with it

(that is, one of the oven, the other only had some cheese filled bread-thingies in it... The grill was unused at the time as the grill roster is in the dishwasher from those delectable chicken wings)

I'm not getting in your oven. Nor your grill.
Glad to hear you cook bread and cake.. just don't let me think about the eggs you use..

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12-11-2011, 08:10 PM	#31
pholy Booklegger Posts: 1,801 Karma: 7999816 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Device: BeBook(1 & 2010), PEZ, PRS-505, Kobo BT, PRS-T1, Playbook, Kobo Touch	Ummm, I just noticed that kindlekitten has over 25 million karma, and seems to have been turned into a Christmas pixie. Are you sure you want to go there?

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AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Karma me up, Karma me down..

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The Terminator Retired Posts: 2,552 Karma: 37638420 Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Vancouver Island Canada Device: Kobo Touch, Optimus One (2.3), Nexus 7 (4.2)	I have over 31 million Karma and nothing special has happened. Ask Astra Posts: 8,275 Karma: 456,139,264 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: United Kingdom Device: Sony Reader PRS-650 & 505 & 500

12-17-2011, 12:42 AM	#39
The Terminator Retired Posts: 2,552 Karma: 37638420 Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Vancouver Island Canada Device: Kobo Touch, Optimus One (2.3), Nexus 7 (4.2)	And yes I divided it for easy reading

12-18-2011, 08:13 AM	#43
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Well, I've reached 10,307,527 karma. I experienced an ecstasy not known to ordinary man or chook. No new karma fortunes though. Maybe the value isn't high enough yet for that to happen. Maybe you should give me more karma to find out..