User Poetry - Page 10

pshrynk · 05-20-2008, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

I get everything confused these days, I've still not recovered from the party that never was, or was, or maybe to come...

It tends to exist in quantum.

GeoffC · 05-20-2008, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

It tends to exist in quantum.

The far reaches of the unknown universe...

Taylor514ce · 05-20-2008, 02:04 PM

the small boy
jumps five times, laughs
this recipe works

GeoffC · 05-20-2008, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

the small boy
jumps five times, laughs
this recipe works

I love the way this thread moves quickly back to the subject in hand...

badgoodDeb · 05-20-2008, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

the small boy
jumps five times, laughs
this recipe works

I bet that recipe would work for most of us. Get up, jump 5 times. Doesn't it make you happier?

pilotbob · 05-20-2008, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

I bet that recipe would work for most of us. Get up, jump 5 times. Doesn't it make you happier?

OW! I just sprained my ankle. NOT HAPPY.

badgoodDeb · 05-20-2008, 03:04 PM

Awwww. I'm so sorry! My bad. Shall I kiss it and make it better?

*I* jumped 5 times and it made me warmer, so I'm happy. Gotta stop eating frozen fruit for a snack.....

NatCh · 05-20-2008, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

fractal quantum uncertainty cats !!!! oh my !!!

I think I've just acquired a new epithet.

Now if only I can manage to enunciate it clearly and without spleen-damage ....

zelda_pinwheel · 05-20-2008, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NatCh

I think I've just acquired a new epithet.

Now if only I can manage to enunciate it clearly and without spleen-damage ....

don't worry about that ; we're taking up a collection to get you a new one. it might be genetically-engineered from squirrels. so far i think we've got something like 5.37$, plus a gum wrapper and something else, i can't remember... i'l have to ask the treasurer.

NatCh · 05-20-2008, 07:12 PM

I actually saw that -- it's very sweet of the lot of you! But don't worry: my spleen is actually quite robust, it just has a an extremely low pain threshold.

zelda_pinwheel · 05-20-2008, 07:15 PM

that's why you need the CyberSpleen.

NatCh · 05-20-2008, 07:16 PM

Or just morphine.

zelda_pinwheel · 05-20-2008, 07:17 PM

or that, yes... although really, how could you refuse a CyberSpleen ?

Taylor514ce · 05-20-2008, 07:35 PM

The CyberSpleen comes in a variety of different formats from different vendors. There has been no agreement on a standard format or even interface. Also, it comes keyed to a particular individual, which makes it very difficult when you transfer your consciousness to a different CyberBody. You may need to replace that body's existing CyberSpleen entirely.

Also, the CyberSpleen is way overpriced compared to traditional spleens, which are messy and waste resources (what do you do with the rest of the stuff after you harvest the spleen? Plus while technically renewable, it takes a while to mature a spleen), but at least they are affordable.

Rather than buy a new CyberSpleen, consider using one of the freely available user-formatted spleens. You may not be able to legally use them depending on your country of residence, but really, no one really checks up on these things.

montsnmags · 05-20-2008, 11:02 PM

Memories of Jango

to love
another is
to love one's Self as well
"Keeps rainin' all the time, stormy
weather"

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05-20-2008, 02:04 PM	#138
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	the small boy jumps five times, laughs this recipe works

05-20-2008, 03:04 PM	#142
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,541 Karma: 64201357 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Awwww. I'm so sorry! My bad. Shall I kiss it and make it better? I jumped 5 times and it made me warmer, so I'm happy. Gotta stop eating frozen fruit for a snack.....

05-20-2008, 07:12 PM	#145
NatCh Gizmologist Posts: 11,615 Karma: 929550 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Republic of Texas Embassy at Jackson, TN Device: Pocketbook Touch HD3	I actually saw that -- it's very sweet of the lot of you! But don't worry: my spleen is actually quite robust, it just has a an extremely low pain threshold.

05-20-2008, 07:15 PM	#146
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	that's why you need the CyberSpleen.

05-20-2008, 07:16 PM	#147
NatCh Gizmologist Posts: 11,615 Karma: 929550 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Republic of Texas Embassy at Jackson, TN Device: Pocketbook Touch HD3	Or just morphine.

05-20-2008, 07:17 PM	#148
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	or that, yes... although really, how could you refuse a CyberSpleen ?

05-20-2008, 07:35 PM	#149
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	The CyberSpleen comes in a variety of different formats from different vendors. There has been no agreement on a standard format or even interface. Also, it comes keyed to a particular individual, which makes it very difficult when you transfer your consciousness to a different CyberBody. You may need to replace that body's existing CyberSpleen entirely. Also, the CyberSpleen is way overpriced compared to traditional spleens, which are messy and waste resources (what do you do with the rest of the stuff after you harvest the spleen? Plus while technically renewable, it takes a while to mature a spleen), but at least they are affordable. Rather than buy a new CyberSpleen, consider using one of the freely available user-formatted spleens. You may not be able to legally use them depending on your country of residence, but really, no one really checks up on these things.

05-20-2008, 11:02 PM	#150
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Memories of Jango to love another is to love one's Self as well "Keeps rainin' all the time, stormy weather"