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Old 05-09-2008, 05:21 PM   #61
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But they make better pets than your average tree-squirrel.
They eat healthfood and can be trained to do yoga.
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Old 05-09-2008, 05:34 PM   #62
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Just finished watching Tideland. I mention this because of the squirrel. Which turned out to be one of the least disturbing parts of this film. If you are a Gilliam fan (like me) I highly recommend checking it out. But be prepared for alot more of the bizarre and less the bizarre humour you are accustomed to with Terry. And some just downright disturbing topics and scenes.

And I now have a new top ten favorite line from a film:
"Squirrel butts don't glow."

We now return you to your regularly scheduled silliness.

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Old 05-09-2008, 05:36 PM   #63
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Utterable or unutterable?
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Old 05-09-2008, 05:40 PM   #64
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Inutterable. It's Gilliam after all.

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Old 05-09-2008, 05:49 PM   #65
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Unnutterable. Don't forget the squirrels.
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Old 05-09-2008, 05:52 PM   #66
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Old 05-09-2008, 05:56 PM   #67
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Bravo, Yvan! Love your new avatar. Perfect.
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Old 05-09-2008, 06:06 PM   #68
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Now why did you give me karma? It made my title or whatever they call it change and I have to draw an other avatar all over again!!! How in squirrel hell am I going to make "yvanleterrible is a splendid one to behold" an avatar?

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Now why did you give me karma? It made my title or whatever they call it change and I have to draw an other avatar all over again!!! How in squirrel hell am I going to make "yvanleterrible is a splendid one to behold" an avatar?

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I just can't seem to get away from them. I was watching Scrubs earlier and was reminded of Janitor's Squirrel Army. So I just gave in and am posting these:

http://www.greysquirrel.net/pics/pboynov2005.jpg
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/6510/gijoeskn7.jpg
http://sugarbushsquirrel.com/ (This one has ALOT of pics, be warned)

And since I couldn't find the Janitor's army, heres some other ones:

http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...-8&sa=N&tab=wi

I blame Taylor -MJ
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I just can't seem to get away from them. I was watching Scrubs earlier and was reminded of Janitor's Squirrel Army. So I just gave in and am posting these:

http://www.greysquirrel.net/pics/pboynov2005.jpg
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/6510/gijoeskn7.jpg
http://sugarbushsquirrel.com/ (This one has ALOT of pics, be warned)

And since I couldn't find the Janitor's army, heres some other ones:

http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...-8&sa=N&tab=wi

I blame Taylor -MJ
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I just picked up my car from the dealer. I took it in today with the check engine light on and the "D" in the transmission lights flashing. OK, the original diagnostic showed a "P0968" Clutch Pressure Linear Solinoid failure. Additional probing found that the wires to the transmission were nibbled on by rodents -- read squirrels. So $149.25 in labor and $0.63 in parts later the car is back on the road and shifting on its own.
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Additional probing found that the wires to the transmission were nibbled on by rodents -- read squirrels. So $149.25 in labor and $0.63 in parts later the car is back on the road and shifting on its own.
Now you see the kind of respect they treat you with after you bother to swerve to avoid making écureuil crêpes. Evil little things. Does your insurance have an Act of Squirrel clause?

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Now you see the kind of respect they treat you with after you bother to swerve to avoid making écureuil crêpes. Evil little things. Does your insurance have an Act of Squirrel clause?

-MJ
No help from the insurance company; but, I understand that Radio Shack has a new squirrel detector radar that will help to produce more road kill.
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