Unutterably Silly Class Action Lawsuit against MR

[pilotbob]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

oh, i correct people in french too. my friends frequently want to give me a good smack.

Ok, if you insist. When you get out of that tub, I'll give you a spanking. (We're friends, right?)

BOb

[zelda_pinwheel]

i didn't say their wants were satisfied... i think you'll find their hands are all still itching.

[Taylor514ce]

Ok, so who won the bet? (On the first to offer to either 1) smack Zelda or 2) pay to see it done.) I had GeoffC, anyone pick pilotbob?

[zelda_pinwheel]

i'm surprised actually, it took longer than usual...

[pilotbob]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

i'm surprised actually, it took longer than usual...

I don't like to rush when it comes to the ladies. Did it take too long for you?

BOb

[NatCh]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

ouf, i worried about that joke just after i clicked send...

but actually i think we had this conversation on a different thread, i'm pretty sure you mean "capitol" building.

Nah, we keep the government there.

[NatCh]

Originally Posted by pilotbob

Pretty bad when a French gal is correcting your English. Oh, right you were speaking Texas.

I never made any claims about my spelling, in fact I've commented on how dreadful it is, frequently ... but not as frequently as my mother the retired school-teacher has.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by NatCh

Nah, we keep the government there.

hee !

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by NatCh

Well, you were being subtle (I presume so as not to spoil the surprise for yvanleterrible) so I didn't count it.

A famous quote from a friend of mine: "Chicken's chicken, meat comes from a cow."

These days, chicken = beaks + arseholes; meat = head meat and testicles

Cheers,
Marc (my brother worked for many years in an abattoir)

[zelda_pinwheel]

ok ! marc, my adored (3 syllables) friend, i must implore you : NO references, details, photos, or veiled allusions to abattoirs or industrial farming practices (or else, please start a different thread for it, and i just won't go there).

seriously. i'm about to go explain what a "petite nature" is on the other thread so y'all will understand.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

@Marc: Your spleen suppliers --- is that where the guy wakes up in the bathtub full of ice, with nothing but a telephone nearby?

We're a budget supplier - we just leave a cardboard loudhailer next to the bathtub.

Cheers,
Marc

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

C'mon, everyone knows you keep nuts in a sack. Everyone likes a good nut sack....

And lastly, a a big nut sack.

An now for your edification, an Aussie Sporran:




Cheers,
Marc (It's where I keep my sweatmeats)

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

...
seriously. i'm about to go explain what a "petite nature" is on the other thread so y'all will understand.

There's another thread? I thought it was all one thread knit-one-purl-one-like, and were were just pulling at different parts of the scarf.

You must point this "petite nature" thread out to me, lest I take the above as a provocation.

Cheers,
Marc

[zelda_pinwheel]

(me runs to point out the other thread) :
https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23703

[pilotbob]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

seriously. i'm about to go explain what a "petite nature" is on the other thread so y'all will understand.

A but squeamish are you?

BOb