Silliness Chicken - Page 49

poohbear_nc · 10-24-2011, 08:41 AM

Yeah! And I suppose this is "mood" music for a candle-light dinner!

Solitaire1 · 10-24-2011, 12:04 PM

What we need is the following:

When faced with this, the chickens would be begging to be our dinner.

AprilHare · 10-24-2011, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

When faced with this, the chickens would be begging to be our dinner.

Somehow I don't think I'll be begging any time soon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Yeah! And I suppose this is "mood" music for a candle-light dinner!

They'll just have to be disappointed!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Jeeze, chickens can be so sensitive. I mean they even take a compliment like "you look so tasty" the wrong way.

I think being sensitive to such comments is appropriate.

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Chicken snuff films!!!!!!!!!!

Is there no end to this depravity?

I'll ban you all! ALL of you! Now! Prepare to be exterminated from this thread!
[*revving up the mega-mighty-multiple ban engine!*]

[memo to dreams: better bring your own casserole to this alleged dinner!]

Their sick fantasies have always been obvious pooh, don't act surprised now!

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreams

pooh? ! ........ April? !

Where are you? Are you are right? Please let me know you are all right!!

I just received a video and an invitation to dinner.

Thanks for the warning. I'm fine; just don't take up that invite!

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Errrrr.... April .... I think you need to use the "Jumbo Shark" spear! Maybe two....

My larger spear will do it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

It looks like you just pissed it off.

Not the same shark. There must be more than one.

Dylrob · 10-25-2011, 12:22 AM

Be glad you're not facing off against one of these:

At least not until I perfect my time machine.

AprilHare · 10-25-2011, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Be glad you're not facing off against one of these:

At least not until I perfect my time machine.

If any chook develops time travel technology, I doubt sharks will be a problem.

Interesting little article: Dinosaurs looked like giant chickens

poohbear_nc · 10-25-2011, 06:31 PM

Our ancestor can kick your puny human ancestor's butt!

Dylrob · 10-25-2011, 06:50 PM

Fine, forget the sharks. I'll bring back Predator X.

The "Tyrant Lizard King" would have been but a morsel to this mighty sea reptile.

poohbear_nc · 10-25-2011, 07:04 PM

Fortunately chickens (and their ancestors) are land dwellers!

AprilHare · 10-25-2011, 08:29 PM

Fortunately the modern chook has access to coops made of titanium and carbon fibre!

poohbear_nc · 10-25-2011, 08:35 PM

We scratch grit into the face of Predator X!

Phogg · 10-26-2011, 12:45 AM

Chickens are not just for dinner, they can also be used for attire.

Solitaire1 · 10-26-2011, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phogg

Chickens are not just for dinner, they can also be used for attire.

But if you wear the chicken, how can you eat the chicken?

Maybe we need to develop wearable synthetic chickens, that way we can eat the genuine chickens. In turn, we can use the synthetic chickens to lead the real chickens to us.

poohbear_nc · 10-26-2011, 09:59 AM

I see we've moved on from violence to ludicrousness! Drum stick purse?

Dylrob · 10-26-2011, 10:17 AM

And here I thought ludicrous always led to plaid.

Spoiler:

GoSharks · 10-26-2011, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilHare

Interesting little article: Dinosaurs looked like giant chickens

Probably tasted like chicken too!!! Yum Yummy

10-25-2011, 06:50 PM	#727
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Fine, forget the sharks. I'll bring back Predator X. The "Tyrant Lizard King" would have been but a morsel to this mighty sea reptile. Last edited by Dylrob; 10-25-2011 at 06:53 PM.

10-26-2011, 12:45 AM	#731
Phogg PHD in Horribleness Posts: 2,320 Karma: 23599604 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: In the ironbound section, near avenue L Device: Just a whole bunch. I guess I am a collector now.	Chickens are fasionable Chickens are not just for dinner, they can also be used for attire.

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10-24-2011, 08:41 AM	#721
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,651 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Yeah! And I suppose this is "mood" music for a candle-light dinner!

10-24-2011, 12:04 PM	#722
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,951 Karma: 69500000 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	What we need is the following: When faced with this, the chickens would be begging to be our dinner.

10-25-2011, 12:22 AM	#724
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Be glad you're not facing off against one of these: At least not until I perfect my time machine.

10-25-2011, 06:31 PM	#726
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,651 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Our ancestor can kick your puny human ancestor's butt!

10-25-2011, 07:04 PM	#728
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,651 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Fortunately chickens (and their ancestors) are land dwellers!

10-25-2011, 08:29 PM	#729
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Fortunately the modern chook has access to coops made of titanium and carbon fibre!

10-25-2011, 08:35 PM	#730
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,651 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	We scratch grit into the face of Predator X!

10-26-2011, 09:59 AM	#733
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,651 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I see we've moved on from violence to ludicrousness! Drum stick purse?

10-26-2011, 10:17 AM	#734
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	And here I thought ludicrous always led to plaid. Spoiler: