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			I prefer Sue'm and Shyster for my general law work, but for eldrich horror specialties I use Brigadier General (retired) Theodore Marley Brooks. I believe some of your minions have had dealing with him and some of his associates...
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Then again there was Shyster, Shyster and Flywheel. They are not quite as hammy as TM Brooks.
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			There is an estate agent in Newport (South Wales) called 'Crook and Blight'. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			We have a local Chiropractor named Dr. Bonebreak. We also have someone listed in our phonebook, a Mr. Hugh Jazz, who regretfully received many phone calls from my boys, unaware of Caller ID.
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			My father knew two dentists in the RAAF who were respectively named Dr. Killer and Dr. Death. Of course, they pronounced said respective names "kil-LER" and "deeth". 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	My brother knew twins in his classes at TAFE who were Peter Nuss and Andrew Nuss. Unfortunate lack of foresight by the parents, I reckon. Cheers, M.Lawrence  | 
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			Yeah, I wouldn't mess with "Ham" Brooks.  If he doesn't stick you with that sword cane of his, or his ape-looking buddy doesn't dismember you, his boss will send you upstate for a not-even-close-to-legal lobotomy (between his periods of participation in the annual George Hamilton tanning open)...
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			I love all of those!  Are you making these up?  The closest I can come (not nearly as good) is a Dr. Septima who was the Director for Infection Control at my wife's hospital and was called Dr. Septicemia.
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			VR, if you keep implying that I'm making things up, I will have to introduce you to my little brother:
		 
		
	
		
		
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			There's no front like a porn front, I always say.  (Actually, I say that, often substituting whatever word is handy for "front".  Especially good when the word is "school," "fool," "field," or "research assistant"...)
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			my ex-boyfriend had a teacher in high school named "Monsieur Toulemonde". for the non french-speaking among us, "toulemonde" is pronounced like "tout le monde", which means "everybody". "M. Toulemonde" is commonly used as a metaphor for the average person.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	"sure, these crazy new liseuses are popular with the geeks, but will they ever catch on with M. Toulemonde ?"  | 
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			It's good to see that the squirrel gang are gone, but it looks like you need a rest.  Although I'm wishing you a happy day, I'm sure it will be a burden to you nonetheless.  Where's the towel? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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 @Taylor... waiting to see your avatar break-dance. (That'll keep him busy...) Last edited by Steven Lyle Jordan; 05-07-2008 at 11:31 AM.  | 
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			Shyster, Shyster and Flywheel was a Groucho Marx radio series, he was the lawyer Flywheel.
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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