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wannabee · 10-19-2011, 06:56 AM

Stitchawl · 10-19-2011, 08:10 AM

A blonde walks into a library.
"PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs.
"Sir, this is a library," the librarian says.
"Oh, sorry," he whispers. "Please can I have a cheeseburger?"

Stitchawl

PeterT · 10-19-2011, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stitchawl

A blonde walks into a library.
"PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs.
"Sir, this is a library," the librarian says.
"Oh, sorry," he whispers. "Please can I have a cheeseburger?"

Lol! A MALE blond joke!

Falcao · 10-19-2011, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stitchawl

A blonde walks into a library.
"PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs.
"Sir, this is a library," the librarian says.
"Oh, sorry," he whispers. "Please can I have a cheeseburger?"

Stitchawl

So silly commercial that was funny (at least for me

)

maianhvk · 10-19-2011, 11:05 AM

badgoodDeb · 10-19-2011, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Oh! So then "no, it is not true". Then "this sentence is false" is false?

Quote:

Originally Posted by wodin

Uhhh ,,, no.

Spoiler:

Giggle --- that's ok, I was just testing you. "That question cannot be answered" is still an answer. Sorta. "I don't know" is also an answer, though not for that question.

Cheers!

Fbone · 10-19-2011, 05:27 PM

I drank a whole bottle of bug repellent by mistake the other day... Now my fly won't close.

moyogi2 · 10-19-2011, 09:44 PM

Irony is the opposite of wrinkly.

Fbone · 10-20-2011, 05:27 AM

I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there are decimal points involved.

Daithi · 10-20-2011, 09:06 AM

Divorce Barbi is the new Barbi that's all the rage for this holiday season -- she comes with half of Ken's stuff.

Lycoming · 10-20-2011, 09:31 AM

Old Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good look. Notice
anything different about me?"

Bessie looks again, "Nope."

Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam.
Shoulda bought a hat."

Lycoming · 10-20-2011, 03:31 PM

All men are seduced into believing they're marrying nymphomaniacs.
The great problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves. But the maniac stays on.

badgoodDeb · 10-20-2011, 03:39 PM

All women are seduced into believing they are marrying considerate princes.
After a few years, the consid and the prince leave. But the rat stays on.

Graham Coulson · 10-20-2011, 04:04 PM

Touché !

(Chicago 1 - Cornwall 0)

Fbone · 10-20-2011, 05:10 PM

I feel like the whole world is a car wash and I'm riding a bike.

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Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers. "Please can I have a cheeseburger?" Stitchawl

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10-20-2011, 05:27 AM	#3894
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,313 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there are decimal points involved.

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Daithi Publishers are evil! Posts: 2,418 Karma: 36205264 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Rhode Island Device: Various Kindles	Divorce Barbi is the new Barbi that's all the rage for this holiday season -- she comes with half of Ken's stuff.

10-20-2011, 09:31 AM	#3896
Lycoming Capt Chaos II Posts: 483 Karma: 33043007 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cornwall, UK Device: iPad2	Old Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks again, "Nope." Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?" Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. Shoulda bought a hat."

10-20-2011, 03:31 PM	#3897
Lycoming Capt Chaos II Posts: 483 Karma: 33043007 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cornwall, UK Device: iPad2	All men are seduced into believing they're marrying nymphomaniacs. The great problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves. But the maniac stays on.

10-20-2011, 03:39 PM	#3898
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10-20-2011, 04:04 PM	#3899
Graham Coulson Magic mushroom tester Posts: 91 Karma: 1794762 Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Burgundy, France Device: iPad 2	Touché ! (Chicago 1 - Cornwall 0)

10-20-2011, 05:10 PM	#3900
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,313 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	I feel like the whole world is a car wash and I'm riding a bike.