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Old 10-17-2011, 08:51 PM   #3871
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Is "this sentence is false" true?
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Old 10-17-2011, 09:37 PM   #3872
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Is "this sentence is false" true?
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Old 10-18-2011, 12:05 AM   #3873
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Old 10-18-2011, 02:28 AM   #3874
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Old 10-18-2011, 07:18 AM   #3875
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Old 10-18-2011, 07:27 AM   #3876
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Three blondes excitedly told their friends that they had seen Santa Claus.

Since it was the middle of the hottest July on record, their friends looked at each other and burst out laughing. One friend, laughing so hard he could barely speak, was finally able to ask, "And just how did you know it was Santa Claus?"

The three blondes put their hands on their hips and said, "because he waving and yelling 'HO HO HO' at us!"
Didn't get this one at first, and then I had a vague memory. Doesn't the word 'ho' have a somewhat negative connotation when applied to a female, at least in the US?
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Old 10-18-2011, 10:43 AM   #3877
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Didn't get this one at first, and then I had a vague memory. Doesn't the word 'ho' have a somewhat negative connotation when applied to a female, at least in the US?
Yes

This was the first time I heard the joke:
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Old 10-18-2011, 10:45 AM   #3878
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Old 10-18-2011, 12:34 PM   #3879
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Didn't get this one at first, and then I had a vague memory. Doesn't the word 'ho' have a somewhat negative connotation when applied to a female, at least in the US?
Yes. It's slang for whore.
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Old 10-18-2011, 02:51 PM   #3880
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Is "this sentence is false" true?
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As I said, NO!
Oh! So then "no, it is not true". Then "this sentence is false" is false?
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Old 10-18-2011, 06:12 PM   #3881
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Oh! So then "no, it is not true". Then "this sentence is false" is false?
Uhhh ,,, no.

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Old 10-18-2011, 07:16 PM   #3882
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Old 10-18-2011, 07:19 PM   #3883
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Old 10-18-2011, 07:43 PM   #3884
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Old 10-18-2011, 08:27 PM   #3885
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