What is your Karma to Post ratio? - Page 7

Crisby · 05-03-2008, 11:38 PM

Reading the above, I feel my astonishment growing exponentially with each new post.

My ratio is easy to calculate - its 196 - I think its artificially high... however, I'm not complaining

RWood · 05-03-2008, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crisby

Reading the above, I feel my astonishment growing exponentially with each new post.

My ratio is easy to calculate - its 196 - I think its artificially high... however, I'm not complaining

Sorry, that post brought it down to 98. If you respond to this message it will be 65 unless someone gives you more. Sorry, but that's the way the math goes.

Crisby · 05-04-2008, 12:22 AM

Heh, well, I enjoyed the high ratio for those sweet few minutes.

Oops, there it goes again - sliding down a whole lot more.

montsnmags · 05-04-2008, 01:38 AM

If we give you enough Karma, perhaps we can use you as an alternative power source. Now, where did I put my electrodes and jumper cables with USB converter. You better grease up those nipples, boyo, and bite down on this ruler. This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me...

[ZZZZZZAP!]

Hey, look, my Iliad's at 100% battery charge and for some reason is suddenly loaded with Mills & Boon stories.

Cheers,
Marc (hoping Crisby is a "boyo", or I'm gonna have a hell of a time 'splainin' my way out of this one)

Crisby · 05-04-2008, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Marc (hoping Crisby is a "boyo", or I'm gonna have a hell of a time 'splainin' my way out of this one)

haha, montsnmags, please explain!

I'm liking my karma though lol

badgoodDeb · 05-05-2008, 03:17 PM

[ I think he was preparing to be embarrassed about attaching the charger to "nipples" if you were female. giggle ]

montsnmags · 05-06-2008, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

[ I think he was preparing to be embarrassed about attaching the charger to "nipples" if you were female. giggle ]

I attached them to myself.

The milk boiled in the fridge, all the lightbulbs blew in "shower-of-glass" fashion, the TV turned black and white and started playing early Gilligan's Island (with the theme's "...and the rest" ending), the plants shriveled, ice blocks came out of the microwave, and my Iliad turned into a old scroll (apparently containing the "book" The Dummies Guide to [Ahem], Um...Maybe...Like...At The Star Trek Convention In Milwaukee...Like [ahem] Saying Hello To That Hot Girl With The Hair-lip And One Leg Shorter Than The Other Over There Dressed Up As Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One ).

Hmm, it seems that I've fallen into the trap of assuming "karma" means "good". Apparently my next trip round samsara is in "Coach" - "Would you like flies with your brimstone-and-coke?"

Cheers,
Marc (In a previous life, I was a God - I'm working my way backwards)

Crisby · 05-06-2008, 06:11 AM

I agree, badgoodDeb, you have to giggle at such 'unutterable silliness'.

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

I attached them to myself.

You can't imagine how relieved I am to read that, montsnmags.

Crisby crosses her arms - just in case.

GeoffC · 05-06-2008, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Crisby

I agree, badgoodDeb, you have to giggle at such 'unutterable silliness'.

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

I attached them to myself.

You can't imagine how relieved I am to read that, montsnmags.

Crisby crosses her arms - just in case.

Silly girl ...

montsnmags · 05-06-2008, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Crisby

I agree, badgoodDeb, you have to giggle at such 'unutterable silliness'.

Woohoo, Crisby (of Crisby, Stalls and Nosh, Australian cover band - their 'Marickville Express' is superb) has stumbled across "unutterable silliness" in her travels. Does she dare partake of the forbidden fruit of the pastry tree?

Quote:

You can't imagine how relieved I am to read that, montsnmags.

I'm feeling similarly relieved at the moment, having released the clamps...and yet, somehow, strangely tempted...you know...to give it another go...just in case...maybe...purely for the progress of science of course...

[ZZZZZZAP!]

Quote:

Crisby crosses her arms - just in case.

Ahhhh, WHAT A RUSH! Ya gotta try it, Crisby. It's full of stars.

Cheers
Marc (with your own set of jumper leads, of course

)

NatCh · 05-06-2008, 08:49 AM

Oh, my spleen!

GeoffC · 05-06-2008, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by NatCh

Oh, my spleen!

Are you donating that to the party ?

montsnmags · 05-06-2008, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

Are you donating that to the party ?

Yes, he is, in the same way you "donate" your taxes to the government.

Here, Natchy-natchy-natch! Iiiiiiit's supper-time!

Cheers,
Marc

badgoodDeb · 05-06-2008, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crisby

Crisby crosses her arms - just in case.

I'm crossing mine too!!! And I'm grateful for this metal armor I seem to be wearing, even though it doesn't cover much of the REST of my body. It will be helpful now, while I'm running from those charger cables. Yeow!!! Not sure if I want to run in the direction of Marc/Montsnmags' party, or the other direction. I'll head to the party with the sleeping doormouse whose head is in the teapot, I think.

RWood · 05-06-2008, 06:11 PM

Maybe we should send Mrs. NatCh a gross of replacement cardboard spleens.

View Poll Results: What is your Karma to Posts ratio? i.e your 'Karma number' divided by 'Number of Post
FOR ANY NUMBER OF POSTS: Negative	1	1.85%
FOR ANY NUMBER OF POSTS: Below 1	5	9.26%
A1) FOR SUB 100 POSTS: Below 10	4	7.41%
A2) FOR SUB 100 POSTS: Below 15	3	5.56%
A3) FOR SUB 100 POSTS: Below 20	1	1.85%
A4) FOR SUB 100 POSTS: Above 20	4	7.41%
B1) FOR 100 POSTS OR MORE: Below 2	5	9.26%
B2) FOR 100 POSTS OR MORE: Below 3	2	3.70%
B3) FOR 100 POSTS OR MORE: Below 5	6	11.11%
B4) FOR 100 POSTS OR MORE: Below 8	4	7.41%
B5) FOR 100 POSTS OR MORE: Above 8	3	5.56%
C1) FOR 1000 POSTS OR MORE: Below 2	1	1.85%
C2) FOR 1000 POSTS OR MORE: Below 3	1	1.85%
C3) FOR 1000 POSTS OR MORE: Below 4	1	1.85%
C4) FOR 1000 POSTS OR MORE: Below 5	3	5.56%
C5) FOR 1000 POSTS OR MORE: Above 5	0	0%
D1) FOR 5000 POSTS OR MORE: Below 1.5	1	1.85%
D2) FOR 5000 POSTS OR MORE: Below 2	1	1.85%
D3) FOR 5000 POSTS OR MORE: Below 2.5	0	0%
D4) FOR 5000 POSTS OR MORE: Below 3	0	0%
D5) FOR 5000 POSTS OR MORE: Above 3	0	0%
I don't know what Karma, Posts or Ratio is—Let me see the results	8	14.81%
Voters: 54. You may not vote on this poll

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05-03-2008, 11:38 PM	#91
Crisby Fanatic Posts: 36 Karma: 357 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Australia Device: none	Reading the above, I feel my astonishment growing exponentially with each new post. My ratio is easy to calculate - its 196 - I think its artificially high... however, I'm not complaining

05-04-2008, 12:22 AM	#93
Crisby Fanatic Posts: 36 Karma: 357 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Australia Device: none	Heh, well, I enjoyed the high ratio for those sweet few minutes. Oops, there it goes again - sliding down a whole lot more.

05-04-2008, 01:38 AM	#94
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	If we give you enough Karma, perhaps we can use you as an alternative power source. Now, where did I put my electrodes and jumper cables with USB converter. You better grease up those nipples, boyo, and bite down on this ruler. This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me... [ZZZZZZAP!] Hey, look, my Iliad's at 100% battery charge and for some reason is suddenly loaded with Mills & Boon stories. Cheers, Marc (hoping Crisby is a "boyo", or I'm gonna have a hell of a time 'splainin' my way out of this one)

05-05-2008, 03:17 PM	#96
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,550 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	[ I think he was preparing to be embarrassed about attaching the charger to "nipples" if you were female. giggle ]

05-06-2008, 08:49 AM	#101
NatCh Gizmologist Posts: 11,615 Karma: 929550 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Republic of Texas Embassy at Jackson, TN Device: Pocketbook Touch HD3	Oh, my spleen!

05-06-2008, 06:11 PM	#105
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	Maybe we should send Mrs. NatCh a gross of replacement cardboard spleens.