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Taylor514ce 1 2.94%
@55h013 0 0%
Taylor 3 8.82%
PlanetHead 1 2.94%
Death Plane 0 0%
Leaden Path 1 2.94%
Dental Heap 0 0%
Marvin 8 23.53%
WD-40 5 14.71%
T 1 2.94%
Gimboo 0 0%
42 2 5.88%
Karma Whore (or KH) 2 5.88%
Mozzler of Emotifaction (Moe!) 4 11.76%
The blue one, next to the fish. 6 17.65%
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:05 PM   #16
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Oh, please. I'm not that kind of robot. I'm not a robot at all, I'm an android. An android saddled with a prototype G.P.P.
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:07 PM   #17
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:08 PM   #18
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Un robot ne doit faire aucun tort à un homme, à moins qu'il trouve un moyen de prouver qu'en fin de compte le tort qu'il aura causé profite à l'humanité en général!

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hmmm... i don't remember that one...
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:08 PM   #19
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I'll see your Andy Roid, and raise you one Al Gore Rhythm.
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:10 PM   #20
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Oh, please. I'm not that kind of robot.
Oh, sure, that's what they all say.

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I'm not a robot at all, I'm an android. An android saddled with a prototype G.P.P.
Oh, right, fair'nuff then. It makes sense, as all the "Genuine People" I know are paranoid and depressed.

How I hate the night.

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Old 05-02-2008, 10:22 PM   #21
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hmmm... i don't remember that one...
The Fifth Law - a perhaps obscure, derivative reference:

"A robot must know it is a robot"

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Kesarovski)



I think, therefore I'm depressed.

I ink, therefore I attest.

I drink, therefore I'm undressed.

I blink, therefore I'm impressed.

I stink, therefore I have messed.

I wink, therefore I do jest.

I rethink, therefore I've regressed.


Mummy?


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Old 05-02-2008, 10:22 PM   #22
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hmmm... i don't remember that one...
Les lois de la robotique de Isaac Asimov.
This one is the last that was profered when the Robot had finally killed a man. Killing killed him.
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:25 PM   #23
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ah, thanks for clearing that up. j'en étais restée à 3.
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:28 PM   #24
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You're 12 behold.
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Old 05-03-2008, 12:52 AM   #25
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I'm going to call you Chris. Can I call you Chris? I like the name Chris. It's a good name. I once knew this guy Chris. He was Australian, but in a good way. His name was Chris. Well actually it was Christopher, but we called him Chris. So can I call you Chris? I knew some other guys named Chris. Now Chris, the Australian Chris, was out there. He was a real hoot. Chris was an insane driver. This one time I was out with Chris and he went around a corner that normally we go like 35mph around, but he took it at nearly 70mph. But since he was Australian I guess it was more like 112km/h. Google conversions is so handy, don't you think? Ok, where was I? Oh yeah, Chris. Well the car nearly turned over, but guess what? Chris didn't slow down at all! Boy that was scary. I'd tell you where Chris is today, but I don't know. After college Chris went back to Australia and we lost touch. I hope he's well, he was a fun person. So probably won't hear from Chris again. Oh well. You know, Bob's a nice name too. Maybe I'll call you Bob.

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Old 05-03-2008, 01:01 AM   #26
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No, Chris was from South Africa. After grad school he went to NYC rather than going back to SA. This was in the late 70s when a lot of investment firms were starting to offer portfolios of stock with no South African investments -- an early politically correct thing. Chris just voted with his future. Call it "Brain Drain."

2B or not 2B, which apartment did ZP say she was in? Would a rose by the name of WD40 lubricate as well? And why do New York City taxis have to have a pound of butter in them at all times? Do they allow dogs in taxis? What if VR wanted to go to the opera (to watch the fat lady sing)? Besides he was having an affair with a hydrant on Henry Street.
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