Karma giver.... [unutterable silliness] - Page 3

zelda_pinwheel · 05-02-2008, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

If I died today, I'd probably return as a Canis Lupus inexplicably haunting French Circuses.

ouch...

NatCh · 05-02-2008, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Nary a once.

Check again.

xianfox · 05-02-2008, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Nary a once. This site is turning me into a karma whore. Which, if karma doth really exist, is probably moving me in the wrong direction. If I died today, I'd probably return as a Canis Lupus inexplicably haunting French Circuses.

Hey, hey, hey. There are worse fates.

Donnageddon · 05-02-2008, 03:39 PM

Every post I make is carefully crafted with one single goal in mind: to extract as much Karma as possible.

Each post goes through many drafts. I field test the post to other groups and follow up with a survey ranking the posts karma-worthiness. I belong to hundreds of blogs, newsgroups and wikis, anything with a rating system deployed. When I discover a post that has extracted a large amount of karma (reputation, bullion, diggs, etc.) I tend to repurpose the post by changing key words for use on other web sites. You would be surprised how well changing the word “ebook” to “prius” or “turtle wax” or “3D glasses” can result in a single post being reusable in extracting karma from several sites.

I have none of these products, of course. I don’t really have an ebook reader, or a prius, and I have never used turtle wax or looked at anything in 3D (having only one eye), but it is the satisfaction of extracting karma that motivates me. I plan on retiring someday, but not until I have reached my goal of being the King of Karma on every single web site on the internet.

One must have a dream!

zelda_pinwheel · 05-02-2008, 03:47 PM

Donnageddon's cunning plan is working...

pshrynk · 05-02-2008, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Donnageddon

Every post I make is carefully crafted with one single goal in mind: to extract as much Karma as possible.

Each post goes through many drafts. I field test the post to other groups and follow up with a survey ranking the posts karma-worthiness. I belong to hundreds of blogs, newsgroups and wikis, anything with a rating system deployed. When I discover a post that has extracted a large amount of karma (reputation, bullion, diggs, etc.) I tend to repurpose the post by changing key words for use on other web sites. You would be surprised how well changing the word “ebook” to “prius” or “turtle wax” or “3D glasses” can result in a single post being reusable in extracting karma from several sites.

I have none of these products, of course. I don’t really have an ebook reader, or a prius, and I have never used turtle wax or looked at anything in 3D (having only one eye), but it is the satisfaction of extracting karma that motivates me. I plan on retiring someday, but not until I have reached my goal of being the King of Karma on every single web site on the internet.

One must have a dream!

Okay, so I just gave my first karma to you for this post.

RWood · 05-02-2008, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

Donnageddon's cunning plan is working...

But not as well ay PlanetHead's plan is working (karma to postwise that is.) Maybe if he did invest in some Turtle Wax or even a bikini wax he might get a higher response rate. I know it did wonders for me.

After years of being the "before" photograph I am now the "after" photograph. Next week Marc and I go on tour as the "Doublemint Twins."

nrapallo · 05-02-2008, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by RWood

After years of being the "before" photograph I am now the "after" photograph. Next week Marc and I go on tour as the "Doublemint Twins."

Would that be a double-date with the real "before" Doublemint twins or "after"?

You know, they do say that opposites attract ("before" with "after")!

badgoodDeb · 05-02-2008, 06:16 PM

Oh my. That's a reminder that I didn't really need, to confirm that time always marches on. Wonder what we could collectively do, to get it to go the OTHER direction......

Would the use of my employer's large particle accelerator be a help?

montsnmags · 05-02-2008, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by pilotbob

... Heck buy a baby book, you can record first tooth, first lock, first poop, etc....

I presume you mean this biographically, of the baby, rather than autobiographically.

Cheers,
Marc (I am about to record my first poo this morning...)

zelda_pinwheel · 05-02-2008, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Cheers,
Marc (I am about to record my first poo this morning...)

too much information...

montsnmags · 05-02-2008, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by RWood

...
After years of being the "before" photograph I am now the "after" photograph. Next week Marc and I go on tour as the "Doublemint Twins."

The Good Mister Wood is the one with the ladder in his stockings.

(Note, "ladder" is intended to provoke comments regarding "Snakes and Ladders" - go to it my funny friends!)

Cheers,
Marc (I prefer Doublemint Doppelgangers - which one of us is the evil one?)

GeoffC · 05-03-2008, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

(Note, "ladder" is intended to provoke comments regarding "Snakes and Ladders" - go to it my funny friends!)

That's only allowed in the innuendoes thread ... for adults only ...

xianfox · 05-03-2008, 10:48 AM

I thought innuendos were Italian suppositories.

(Props to Buddy Hackett for that one).

NatCh · 05-03-2008, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

(Note, "ladder" is intended to provoke comments regarding "Snakes and Ladders" - go to it my funny friends!)

"Snakes and ladders," he posted dutifully.

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05-02-2008, 03:39 PM	#34
Donnageddon Now you lishen here... Posts: 2,494 Karma: 479498 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Seattle-ish Device: Sony PRS-650. Kobo Touch, Kindle Fire	Every post I make is carefully crafted with one single goal in mind: to extract as much Karma as possible. Each post goes through many drafts. I field test the post to other groups and follow up with a survey ranking the posts karma-worthiness. I belong to hundreds of blogs, newsgroups and wikis, anything with a rating system deployed. When I discover a post that has extracted a large amount of karma (reputation, bullion, diggs, etc.) I tend to repurpose the post by changing key words for use on other web sites. You would be surprised how well changing the word “ebook” to “prius” or “turtle wax” or “3D glasses” can result in a single post being reusable in extracting karma from several sites. I have none of these products, of course. I don’t really have an ebook reader, or a prius, and I have never used turtle wax or looked at anything in 3D (having only one eye), but it is the satisfaction of extracting karma that motivates me. I plan on retiring someday, but not until I have reached my goal of being the King of Karma on every single web site on the internet. One must have a dream!

05-02-2008, 03:47 PM	#35
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	Donnageddon's cunning plan is working...

05-02-2008, 06:16 PM	#39
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,551 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Oh my. That's a reminder that I didn't really need, to confirm that time always marches on. Wonder what we could collectively do, to get it to go the OTHER direction...... Would the use of my employer's large particle accelerator be a help?

05-03-2008, 10:48 AM	#44
xianfox Ebook Addict Posts: 225 Karma: 2136 Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Appleton, Wisconsin, USA Device: Onyx BOOX Note Air 4C, Palma	I thought innuendos were Italian suppositories. (Props to Buddy Hackett for that one).