Silliness Forum Game: Last person to post here wins! - Page 103

MJK2111 · 09-15-2011, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

The proxy ate the chicken?

My dog ate my homework once...

pdurrant · 09-15-2011, 12:47 PM

The.... Comfy Chair!?

afa · 09-15-2011, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJK2111

My dog ate my homework once...

Once!

pdurrant · 09-15-2011, 01:25 PM

Another day, another win...

afa · 09-15-2011, 01:34 PM

Charlie Sheen?

pdurrant · 09-15-2011, 01:36 PM

Who ?

afa · 09-15-2011, 01:37 PM

The Who?

Here??

Where?

JSWolf · 09-15-2011, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

If you've already won then why bother to keep posting?

So hopefully one day everyone else here will realize their delusion and give up and go away from this thread.

TGS · 09-15-2011, 02:57 PM

See you runnin' roun' town with the girl I love, and I'm like...

Solitaire1 · 09-15-2011, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdurrant

The.... Comfy Chair!?

Yes! The horrifying comfy chair! It's actually a species of sentient furniture that lulls it victims with a false sense of comfort to lower their defenses. Then, when the victim is relaxed and off guard, it chomps and then consumes them. When it is finished, nothing is left behind. Only the sound of a satisfied belch indicates that it has struck.

Solitaire1 · 09-15-2011, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdurrant

Sad to see that the study of the classics is in decline. TGS probably couldn't even give us a line from the parrot sketch.

I agree. Sadly, Pythonology is a neglected field of study, as are the fields of Stoogeology (which includes advanced field of Shempism), Marxology, and Goodieology.

GeoffC · 09-15-2011, 03:43 PM

Mine .!

TGS · 09-15-2011, 04:25 PM

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!

Bilbo1967 · 09-15-2011, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TGS

See you runnin' roun' town with the girl I love, and I'm like...

Forget you!

Bilbo1967 · 09-15-2011, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

I agree. Sadly, Pythonology is a neglected field of study, as are the fields of Stoogeology (which includes advanced field of Shempism), Marxology, and Goodieology.

re: Goodieology, I do devote at least three hours a day to the ancient art of Ecky Thump. I'm doing my part.

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pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,081 Karma: 315558332 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	The.... Comfy Chair!?

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09-15-2011, 01:34 PM	#1535
afa The Forgotten Posts: 1,136 Karma: 4689999 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Dubai Device: Kindle Paperwhite; Nook HD; Sony Xperia Z3 Compact	Charlie Sheen?

09-15-2011, 01:36 PM	#1536
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,081 Karma: 315558332 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	Who ?

09-15-2011, 01:37 PM	#1537
afa The Forgotten Posts: 1,136 Karma: 4689999 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Dubai Device: Kindle Paperwhite; Nook HD; Sony Xperia Z3 Compact	The Who? Here?? Where?

09-15-2011, 02:57 PM	#1539
TGS Country Member Posts: 9,058 Karma: 7676767 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Denmark Device: Liseuse: Irex DR800. PRS 505 in the house, and the missus has an iPad.	See you runnin' roun' town with the girl I love, and I'm like...

09-15-2011, 03:43 PM	#1542
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Mine .!

09-15-2011, 04:25 PM	#1543
TGS Country Member Posts: 9,058 Karma: 7676767 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Denmark Device: Liseuse: Irex DR800. PRS 505 in the house, and the missus has an iPad.	Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates himself was permanently pissed. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am" Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!