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Old 08-26-2011, 09:05 AM   #496
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See what I'm getting at? - pooh, your traitorous advice is being adopted!
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Old 08-26-2011, 10:11 AM   #497
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Egad! You've discovered my brilliant plan! Setting you folk up to get banned!
Muahahahahahahahahaha!

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And how many of our brothers must die for your plan to work, just to be made into food? What kind of victory would that be?
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Old 08-26-2011, 10:55 AM   #498
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Old 08-26-2011, 12:10 PM   #499
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And how many of our brothers must die for your plan to work, just to be made into food? What kind of victory would that be?
Some of our troops [not us of course] must be willing to make the sacrifice to keep [us] safe.

[just until I perfect my tofu-chicken generator]
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Old 08-26-2011, 12:20 PM   #500
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[just until I perfect my tofu-chicken generator]
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits if that day ever comes!
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Old 08-26-2011, 12:23 PM   #501
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Just admit it, Poohbear. You're really a hawk in chook's clothing.
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Old 08-26-2011, 12:24 PM   #502
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Just admit it, Poohbear. You're really a hawk in chook's clothing.
Nay! Nay! I'm a chook who fights back!
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Old 08-26-2011, 01:22 PM   #503
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[just until I perfect my tofu-chicken generator]
If you found a way to make chicken taste like tofu, I guarantee you would live a long, long life!
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Old 08-27-2011, 01:00 AM   #504
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Old 08-27-2011, 06:51 AM   #505
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If you found a way to make chicken taste like tofu, I guarantee you would live a long, long life!
I doubt that tofu could ever be made as satisfying as actual chicken. A better tactic might be to get us to turn to another bird to consume. There are many possibilities, including duck and turkey. Turkey, when cooked properly, is an excellent and tasty meal.

Of course, there is always the option of the turduckin. It's three [click] three [click] three birds in one!
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I doubt that tofu could ever be made as satisfying as actual chicken. A better tactic might be to get us to turn to another bird to consume. There are many possibilities, including duck and turkey. Turkey, when cooked properly, is an excellent and tasty meal.

Of course, there is always the option of the turduckin. It's three [click] three [click] three birds in one!
If you add pheasant, you get four birds in one....I don't want to write the name down, but you know where the 'ph' goes!!!!!
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Old 08-29-2011, 03:10 PM   #508
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If you add pheasant, you get four birds in one....I don't want to write the name down, but you know where the 'ph' goes!!!!!
phturduckin?
turphduckin?
turduckphin?
turduckinph?

I must be missing something here.....
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