Silliness Chicken - Page 32

HomeInMyShoes · 08-19-2011, 09:35 AM

^That's not going to fly very far in the bar-b-cue states.

Dylrob · 08-19-2011, 02:38 PM

Uh Poohbear, what votes? Chickens aren't allowed to vote.

GoSharks · 08-19-2011, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Hmmmm.....An election year is coming up. Politicians will support anything to get votes. Now is the time to propose a Constitutional Amendment: Chicken Prohibition!

I prefer a call for redistribution of chicken! I don't want a tax rebate, I want a chicken re-bake!!!

Solitaire1 · 08-20-2011, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoSharks

I prefer a call for redistribution of chicken! I don't want a tax rebate, I want a chicken re-bake!!!

We shouldn't have a redistribution of chicken. What we need is an increase in the overall chicken population so that those states with fewer chickens can be brought up to par with those with more chickens.

This is a better option than reducing the chicken population of some states to increase those of others. This would allow each state to develop more native chicken dishes to take advantage of its culinary history. This is already the case with BBQ, with different regions having their own native ways of preparing BBQ.

This could lead to the development of even more delicious chicken dishes, and the refinement of others. Experiments could be conducted, such as what happens when you combine fried chicken and chocolate.

Solitaire1 · 08-20-2011, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Hmmmm.....An election year is coming up. Politicians will support anything to get votes. Now is the time to propose a Constitutional Amendment: Chicken Prohibition!

This could lead to chicken bootleggers, like in the South Park episode "Medicinal Fried Chicken." People who want chicken will get it.

Phogg · 08-20-2011, 07:58 AM

http://kitchen-at-camont.com/2010/03...-in-every-pot/

Everything old is new again.

And tastey...

GoSharks · 08-20-2011, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

We shouldn't have a redistribution of chicken. What we need is an increase in the overall chicken population so that those states with fewer chickens can be brought up to par with those with more chickens.

Sort of a 'no chicken left behind' kind of thing...but for dinner tables!!

Solitaire1 · 08-22-2011, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoSharks

Sort of a 'no chicken left behind' kind of thing...but for dinner tables!!

That name is applicable. We don't want to leave any chickens behind, we want to take them to the kitchen and make them into a tasty dinner.

Phogg · 08-22-2011, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

That name is applicable. We don't want to leave any chickens behind, we want to take them to the kitchen and make them into a tasty dinner.

And remember; the tastey secrete ingredient in Mrs. Tweedy's pies is...

... Ginger.

poohbear_nc · 08-22-2011, 05:44 PM

Memo to self: refuse all kind offers of free ginger ale, ginger beer, etc.

Dylrob · 08-23-2011, 05:31 AM

http://www.flickr.com/photos/purdyinblue/3155547442/

Mmmm.

poohbear_nc · 08-23-2011, 08:14 AM

Chicken snuff porn!

HomeInMyShoes · 08-23-2011, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Memo to self: refuse all kind offers of free ginger ale, ginger beer, etc.

Have you ever tried ginger chews? They are quite tasty.

Dylrob · 08-23-2011, 03:40 PM

*looks at Poohbear's avatar*

He's alive!

I'll fix that.

poohbear_nc · 08-23-2011, 07:01 PM

Notice I'm screaming at the top of my lungs! Someone will hear you!

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08-19-2011, 09:35 AM	#466
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	^That's not going to fly very far in the bar-b-cue states.

08-19-2011, 02:38 PM	#467
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Uh Poohbear, what votes? Chickens aren't allowed to vote.

08-20-2011, 07:58 AM	#471
Phogg PHD in Horribleness Posts: 2,320 Karma: 23599604 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: In the ironbound section, near avenue L Device: Just a whole bunch. I guess I am a collector now.	http://kitchen-at-camont.com/2010/03...-in-every-pot/ Everything old is new again. And tastey...

08-22-2011, 05:44 PM	#475
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,623 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Memo to self: refuse all kind offers of free ginger ale, ginger beer, etc.

08-23-2011, 05:31 AM	#476
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	http://www.flickr.com/photos/purdyinblue/3155547442/ Mmmm.

08-23-2011, 08:14 AM	#477
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,623 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Chicken snuff porn!

08-23-2011, 03:40 PM	#479
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	looks at Poohbear's avatar He's alive! I'll fix that.

08-23-2011, 07:01 PM	#480
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,623 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Notice I'm screaming at the top of my lungs! Someone will hear you!