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Old 08-03-2011, 08:50 AM   #391
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You.. chicken! Hiding behind witness protection instead of coming out and fighting for your fellow chook!
For shame!
"I am chicken, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go into a pan
Cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the farm
No one's ever gonna cook me again!"
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Old 08-03-2011, 08:53 AM   #392
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*ssshh! don't blow my cover man! Poohbear .... bear .... not chook*
[I'm in witness protection]
There's a joke in there somewhere about "witless" protection, but I'm not going to go there.

Nope.

Not me.
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Old 08-03-2011, 10:01 AM   #393
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"I am chicken, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go into a pan
Cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the farm
No one's ever gonna cook me again!"
Well you only have to be cooked once.
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Old 08-03-2011, 10:50 AM   #394
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Well you only have to be cooked once.
Not according to this!
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Old 08-03-2011, 11:07 AM   #395
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Solitaire1,

I bow to your wisdom and revel in your knowledge, oh Great One!

Please lead us in the Cause; help us in our goal of eradicating recalcitrant roosters and headstrong hens!
But we don't want to eliminate recalcitrant roosters and headstrong hens, we just want to eat them...after preparing them via a tasty recipe.
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Old 08-03-2011, 12:29 PM   #396
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"I am chicken, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go into a pan
Cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the farm
No one's ever gonna cook me again!"
Ahem....remember this ode?

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Oh chicken, oh chicken,
How I do love thee!
Let me count the ways...
Fried, baked, honey glazed, BBQ'd, buffalo'd, broiled, a la king, teriyaki'd, stir fried, cubed, skewered on satay, with or without bones and so much more...
In burritos and tacos, breaded strips or nuggets, patties, chunks and slices
From appetizer to entree,
Whether drizzled in sauces or just delicately spiced,
Oh chicken, oh wonderful chicken,
You are simply a deeee-licious delight.

with respectful apologies to true poets everywhere
Slight edits from the original but I like mine better. Much better. And you don't like pans? No problem - skewers, BBQ grills and deep fryers will suffice.

Ahem...
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Old 08-03-2011, 12:50 PM   #397
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Compliments of Bob Rivers:

When a man loves a chicken
He can't keep his mind on nothin' else,
He stay in the barn for the good thing he's found.
If he is henpecked he can't see it; she can't do no wrong.
Road Island Red is his best friend, he can't put her down.

When a man wants a chicken, spends his very last dime
Buying her fresh corn down at the grain and feed.
He'll build a nest for her comfort, and sleep out in the coop
If she said that's the way it's got to be.

Well, this man loves his chicken,
She lays him all the eggs she has.
Tell the farmer there's nothin' going on.
Believe me, she's cluckin' just 'cause she's mine.

When a man loves a chicken, people think that it is wrong.
He shouldn't stick his beak in where it don't belong.
Yes, when a man loves a chicken I know exactly how he feels.
Hey baby, baby, baby I'm your cock-a-doodle-doo.

When a man loves a chicken
I know exactly how he feels.
He'll shack up in the hen house with the good thing he's found.

When a man loves a chicken
People think that he's insane.
But all he can do is wing it for the one he loves.

Yes, this man loves a chicken.
Oh, I know it can't do me no harm.
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Old 08-03-2011, 12:59 PM   #398
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Old 08-04-2011, 04:55 AM   #399
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Old 08-05-2011, 08:55 AM   #400
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Old 08-06-2011, 03:30 AM   #401
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That's even better! Maybe we need to expand our eating horizons, seeking out not only chicken, but pork and beef too.

No edible animal shall escape!!!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!
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Old 08-07-2011, 12:40 AM   #403
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Is everbody watching out for the blue chickens?

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop...eRwk5LE&gl=US1!
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evites coming...
[Looks at the picture...feels the call...starts walking like a zombie...]

Muuuust...eeeeeatttt.....chiiiiii-cken....[moans]...Must...eeeeattt...chicken!

Yummmm!....yummmy!....taaaaaaasty!!!!!
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[Looks at the picture...feels the call...starts walking like a zombie...]

Muuuust...eeeeeatttt.....chiiiiii-cken....[moans]...Must...eeeeattt...chicken!

Yummmm!....yummmy!....taaaaaaasty!!!!!

We can deal with you!

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