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Old 07-17-2011, 07:05 PM   #331
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The chook army strategically retreats to the armored coop!
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Old 07-17-2011, 11:18 PM   #332
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The chook army strategically retreats to the armored coop!
That is a good move...for those of us who desire a tasty chicken meal. All of the chickens will be in one place.
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Old 07-18-2011, 04:52 AM   #333
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They are making it easy for us! To arms! Knives, forks, claws and teeth at the ready!
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Old 07-18-2011, 05:39 AM   #334
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They are making it easy for us! To arms! Knives, forks, claws and teeth at the ready!
[Imitating Khan from "Star Trek II - The Wrath Of Khan"] The chickens are delicious...and I shall have them. I shall chase them around the farms and around the fields before I give them up!
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Old 07-18-2011, 05:56 AM   #335
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"From's Hell's heart I stab at thee...with my forks and fingers...rending your deee-licious flesh with my teeth...with my last breath, I swallow thee...!"
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Old 07-18-2011, 10:26 AM   #336
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The chook army strategically retreats to the armored coop!
And by "strategically retreats" you really meant "runs away...", right?
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Old 07-18-2011, 11:06 AM   #337
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[and while you're all declaiming into the camera, the chooks are escaping!]
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Old 07-18-2011, 12:45 PM   #338
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Bwaahhhaaaaaa! They are "retreating" right into our trap!!
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Old 07-18-2011, 12:56 PM   #339
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Old 07-18-2011, 06:33 PM   #340
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And by "strategically retreats" you really meant "runs away...", right?
Chickens are experts at the Saotome Secret Technique (aka running away quickly).
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Old 07-19-2011, 03:55 AM   #341
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Never fear troops - I have just established a new school: the Institute for Chook Catching and Cooking.

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Wait, you're a student of the school of Anything Goes Martial Arts?
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Old 07-19-2011, 10:40 AM   #343
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Wait, you're a student of the school of Anything Goes Martial Arts?
Not me. I also don't transform when doused with cold water. I just have to be careful to stay away from the spring of the drowned chicken. I want to eat chicken, I don't want to be a chicken.
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Not me. I also don't transform when doused with cold water. I just have to be careful to stay away from the spring of the drowned chicken. I want to eat chicken, I don't want to be a chicken.
Perhaps a spring where a different bird died...
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Perhaps a spring where a different bird died...
It's better to stay human. Chickens have a small chance against other animals, but against humans chickens have little chance to escape their fate. No chicken will escape!!!!!
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