06-07-2011, 01:14 AM | #31 |
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06-07-2011, 02:06 AM | #32 |
It's about the umbrella
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{**shhh, SS. Don't worry, they'll never know it is us in these disguises.**}
{**You sneak around out by that reinforced chicken coop while I casually stroll by for a look at the cooked chicken**} |
06-07-2011, 02:20 AM | #33 |
I'm watching you!
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06-07-2011, 02:34 AM | #34 |
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Oh chicken, oh chicken,
How I do love thee! Let me count the ways... Fried, baked, honey glazed, BBQ'd, buffalo'd, broiled, a la king, teriyaki'd, stir fried, cubed, skewered on satay, with or without bones and so much more... In burritos and tacos, breaded strips or nuggets, patties and chunks, From appetizer to entree, Whether drizzled in sauces or just delicately spiced, Oh chicken, oh wonderful chicken, You are simply a favorite delight. <successfully navigating the "impenetrable" coop> with respectful apologies to true poets everywhere Last edited by lestatar; 06-07-2011 at 02:37 AM. |
06-07-2011, 03:05 AM | #35 |
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will the next verse include various types of curry with rice?
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06-07-2011, 06:40 AM | #36 | |||
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That's what you think. It's a fiendish labyrinth and you will never get out. NEVER GET OUT! There are quite a few chicken poets out there who know better! Quote:
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06-07-2011, 08:22 AM | #37 |
Now what?
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April! We need to form a support group/militia to defend us! And our self-esteem! For some unfathomable reason, our so-called friends just value us for our bodies! Our fragile flesh! Not our incredible brains or brilliant wit!
It's cruel I say! And demeaning! Especially recycling those tacky disguises from old "Get Smart" episodes! 1. Pick a snappy name for our group - something that will tug at the heartstrings of all members. 2. Add a striking logo - that we can license the merchandising rights -- T shirts, mugs, NOT cutlery or table services! 3. Put up a website with heart-rending stories of near escapes and hideous recipes disguised as innocent dinner invitations. 4. Add a PayPal donation button. |
06-07-2011, 09:25 AM | #38 |
FUBAR!
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06-07-2011, 09:26 AM | #39 |
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Here's a slogan for your group:
KFC doesn't just want chickens with good taste, they want chickens that taste good. [Did I say that out loud?] |
06-07-2011, 10:33 AM | #40 |
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It's a bovine conspiracy. |
06-07-2011, 10:49 AM | #41 | |
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I am ethnic Chinese. Guess what? We LOVE chicken heads so its not all about your luscious drumsticks, thighs and breast meat. [oh, don't forget the Dim Sum delicacy of chicken feet!] |
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06-07-2011, 11:42 AM | #42 |
Now what?
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It's a global conspiracy! No chicken part is safe!
[must fortify the coop ASAP] |
06-07-2011, 11:47 AM | #43 |
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@dreams: inre the Bogart/Inspector Gadget Snake...
FYI, Chinese eat snakes too nom-nom-nom! |
06-07-2011, 03:47 PM | #44 |
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You have been warned! |
06-07-2011, 03:49 PM | #45 |
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Not even the decency of spoiler tags? Get the box of Kleenex - the large one!
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