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			I know you heinous chicken eaters have your eyes on me!  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	![]() Don't worry, I'm prepared! I have an intruder-proof coop; you won't get me! I have my eyes on you and my beak and claws are sharpened!  | 
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			You're just paranoid. Who on earth would want to eat chicken with it's crispy skin, juicy flesh and delicious bones to suck. Relax, have a drink, come and sit next to me...
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Ain't no such thing as an intruder-proof coop.  Sorry Foghorn Leghorn, but I gots me a hankering for some drumsticks and yours are looking mighty tasty...Finger lickin' good! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 
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			OK now - step back slowly and put that fork down - and no one will get hurt!  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Fork???!?!  Who needs a fork?  I said "finger lickin' good"... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	    
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			Well looks like someone already got to poohbear. Wonder who cooked him.....And ignore the roast spinner beside me.
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			I'm really sorry, I really didn't want to resort to this, but you do realize that if you take a hit, juicy chicken bits will be all over and that just ruins a good picnic, ya know? 
		
	
		
		
			So, I know a guy, who knows a guy, who has this friend that is experimenting with DNA and well.... you can't have splattered chicken bits or overdone chicken at a picnic, so it's time for .. _The Secret Weapon_! Spoiler: 
 ??? Wait!! What?!? That's what his experiment was ?!? I knew I should have asked what that "PB Labs" sign, over door, meant..  
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			Egad!  You've discovered my super power secret identity!   
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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