Unutterably Silly Corrupt-A-Topic (anymore off-topic and it would be on-topic)

[Javed]

Originally Posted by orlok

Initial thoughts (after Wow!) is "what's the date?" We are past April 1st by now, surely...

Date Palm may grow too large for indoors.

[nohmi2]

Originally Posted by orlok

Hey Nohmi, I think your first spelling of squizz was right, I think I got it wrong. Anyway, did your daughter have a look? I was going to, but fell asleep in front of the telly (it's been a long week, and it's only Thursday...).

So far she hasn't contacted me, but I usually get an email on Friday.

She is going to Canada for five weeks, and has been invited to a Sky weekend in Toronto, but if I get any pictures I'll post them here.

Cheers.

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by nohmi2

A squiz is a 'look and see'.

In the land of Oz we call it 'sticky beaking'.

My daughter helps at the Observatory and sends me all sorts of 'photos and facts about astronomy, because I'm a 'sticky beak' and like to have a 'squiz'
at the latest 'photos.

Cheers

Huh?

[Mortis]

Originally Posted by kennyc

Huh?

To steal from Kenny: Huh?

Thanks Kenny you put that much more eloquently than I could have.

[nohmi2]

Originally Posted by nohmi2

A squiz is a 'look and see'.

In the land of Oz we call it 'sticky beaking'.

My daughter helps at the Observatory and sends me all sorts of 'photos and facts about astronomy, because I'm a 'sticky beak'inquisitive and like to have a 'squiz'look
at the latest 'photos.

Cheers

Like most parents, I found that when my children got to a certain age it was, at times, difficult to understand them. It appeared to be a teenage epidemic:
somewhat like mononeucliosis. (Is that right?)

One day, as I was getting ready to go out, my son strode in, threw some books on the table, looked at me and said, "Hey Ma, (Ma?), I smark your threads"."

That was when I knew that I had been transported to another planet, in another galaxy.

Cheers

[desertblues]

Originally Posted by nohmi2

Like most parents, I found that when my children got to a certain age it was, at times, difficult to understand them. It appeared to be a teenage epidemic:
somewhat like mononeucliosis. (Is that right?)

One day, as I was getting ready to go out, my son strode in, threw some books on the table, looked at me and said, "Hey Ma, (Ma?), I smark your threads"."

That was when I knew that I had been transported to another planet, in another galaxy.

Cheers

Is that: I like your hair-do?

[dreams]

Originally Posted by nohmi2

<snip>
One day, as I was getting ready to go out, my son strode in, threw some books on the table, looked at me and said, "Hey Ma, (Ma?), I smark your threads"."

That was when I knew that I had been transported to another planet, in another galaxy.

Cheers

Let me try... Does it mean I like your outfit (clothes)?

OK, I'm a bit late trying it, but I tried the Death Clock.. just couldn't resist.

Sunday, May 30, 2049
Just my luck that the world ends next year.

[nohmi2]

Originally Posted by dreams

Let me try... Does it mean I like your outfit (clothes)?

OK, I'm a bit late trying it, but I tried the Death Clock.. just couldn't resist.

Sunday, May 30, 2049
Just my luck that the world ends next year.

Yep!

He liked my outfit, but I had to give him points for good taste.

It was a Chanel knock-off, and I loved it.

'The world ends tomorrow, buy your souvenirs today.''

Cheers

[desertblues]

Originally Posted by nohmi2

.........

'The world ends tomorrow, buy your souvenirs today.''

Cheers

My souvenirs will last me forever; even though the world ends tomorrow.

[Mortis]

Originally Posted by dreams

Let me try... Does it mean I like your outfit (clothes)?

OK, I'm a bit late trying it, but I tried the Death Clock.. just couldn't resist.

Sunday, May 30, 2049
Just my luck that the world ends next year.

Guess I'm a little late to the party as well, but according to that I will die on Friday, February 26, 2038
Hmm looks like I better get may ass in gear for that mid-life crisis, anyone know where I can get a good deal on a Ferrari, some gold chains and a bimbo with implants?

[dreams]

Originally Posted by Mortis

Guess I'm a little late to the party as well, but according to that I will die on Friday, February 26, 2038
Hmm looks like I better get may ass in gear for that mid-life crisis, anyone know where I can get a good deal on a Ferrari, some gold chains and a bimbo with implants?

Wait, wait...I know how this one goes.

You have a wife, yes?

Wife...........................Check

The "Mid-life Crisis" Checklist
Ferrari................................Check
Gold chains ........................Check
Bimbo with inplants ........Check

The "Reality" Checklist
Ex-wife gets gold chains and Ferrari.........................Check
Bimbo waves good-bye and drives away with the ex....Check

[nohmi2]

Originally Posted by Mortis

Guess I'm a little late to the party as well, but according to that I will die on Friday, February 26, 2038
Hmm looks like I better get may ass in gear for that mid-life crisis, anyone know where I can get a good deal on a Ferrari, some gold chains and a bimbo with implants?

Yep!

The Gold Coast in Queensland is awash with them.

Cheers

[nohmi2]

Originally Posted by dreams

Wait, wait...I know how this one goes.

You have a wife, yes?

Wife...........................Check

The "Mid-life Crisis" Checklist
Ferrari................................Check
Gold chains ........................Check
Bimbo with inplants ........Check

The "Reality" Checklist
Ex-wife gets gold chains and Ferrari.........................Check
Bimbo waves good-bye and drives away with the ex....Check

Cheers

[orlok]

Originally Posted by Mortis

anyone know where I can get a good deal on a Ferrari, some gold chains and a bimbo with implants?

According to my ex-wife, I married her

[nohmi2]

Originally Posted by orlok

According to my ex-wife, I married her

Cheers