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Mortis · 04-17-2011, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennyc

The song that never ends. There are a few verses in different keys that go on and on and on.

Just like Muzak when you're stuck in the elevator, you start wishing the damn thing would just drop and get it over with!

WT Sharpe · 04-17-2011, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennyc

The song that never ends. There are a few verses in different keys that go on and on and on.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortis

Just like Muzak when you're stuck in the elevator, you start wishing the damn thing would just drop and get it over with!

Like the jazz musician who thought he had it made when he died, went to Hell, and was immediately placed in Hell's Official All-Star Jazz Band. It was great for a while, but soon he began to feel the need for a break and asked one of the other All-Stars, "When do we get to the coda?"

He got this chilling reply:

Spoiler:

Stitchawl · 04-17-2011, 07:28 PM

It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

Now... try and get THAT to stop re-playing in your head! LOL!

Stitchawl

nohmi2 · 04-17-2011, 07:38 PM

Then there is that infernal ''Áchy Breaky Heart''.

Heeeeeelp!

Cheers.

poohbear_nc · 04-17-2011, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nohmi2

Then there is that infernal ''Áchy Breaky Heart''.

Heeeeeelp!

Cheers.

Dang you evil woman! Now it's in my head!

[feeling the overwhelming need to learn the Texas 2 Step]

Mortis · 04-17-2011, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nohmi2

Then there is that infernal ''Áchy Breaky Heart''.

Heeeeeelp!

Cheers.

You have now managed to put that evil song into my head, thanks a lot!

I guess it could be worse, there's always, oh hell Achy Breaky is the worst, according to a Pole, yeah my friend Paul from Warsaw, Achy Breaky is the worst song to have stuck in your head, except for maybe that Kit Kat jingle!

While looking up something I came a cross this bit of seriously silly stuff

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?

Just thought it was interesting.

wannabee · 04-18-2011, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortis

You have now managed to put that evil song into my head, thanks a lot!
I guess it could be worse, there's always, oh hell Achy Breaky is the worst, according to a Pole, yeah my friend Paul from Warsaw, Achy Breaky is the worst song to have stuck in your head, except for maybe that Kit Kat jingle!

You have to counter it with another song. Try Karma Chameleon by Culture Club

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortis

While looking up something I came a cross this bit of seriously silly stuff

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?

Just thought it was interesting.

My car is a junk heap. The blinkers won't blink, the spark plugs don't spark and the pistons don't work either.

nohmi2 · 04-18-2011, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wannabee

You have to counter it with another song. Try Karma Chameleon by Culture Club

Gee! Thanks a bunch.

The rest of my Monday is shot to heck.

Cheers

Mortis · 04-18-2011, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nohmi2

Gee! Thanks a bunch.

The rest of my Monday is shot to heck.

Cheers

At least its better than Achy Breaky Heart.

You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes when I'm gone
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone

You can tell my arms to go back onto the phone
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lilps to tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you no more

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
Or you can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff who's fist can tell my lips
He never really liked me anyway

Oh tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please
Myself already knows that I'm okay
Oh you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
It might be walking out on me today

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Be gone foul Culture Club, be gone, never to return!

If Achky Breaky heart cant chase away Karma Karma Chameleon, then there is no hope for the world.

desertblues · 04-18-2011, 01:50 AM

and

Stitchawl · 04-18-2011, 02:52 AM

It really could be worse...

Hare Krishna hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna
Hare Hare

Hare Rama hare Rama
Rama Rama
Hare hare

Hare Krishna hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna
Hare Hare

... but it really only sounds right with Airport or Bus station acoustics.

Stitchawl

desertblues · 04-18-2011, 02:59 AM

and

Mortis · 04-18-2011, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stitchawl

It really could be worse...

Hare Krishna hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna
Hare Hare

Hare Rama hare Rama
Rama Rama
Hare hare

Hare Krishna hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna
Hare Hare

... but it really only sounds right with Airport or Bus station acoustics.

Stitchawl

I remember going to LAX and being greeted by the Krishnas, very nice and they were always offering tea? What was with the tea?

nohmi2 · 04-18-2011, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortis

I remember going to LAX and being greeted by the Krishnas, very nice and they were always offering tea? What was with the tea?

The weirdest place that I ever saw the Hare Krishnas was at the beachfront

in Tel Aviv. There were three of them playing drums, and they were

surrounded by off-leave soldiers who were watching and listening to them

without saying a word.

The three little orange clad beings played faster and faster to get it all over

and done with, so that they could get the heck out of there.

The soldiers bought ice-cream cones and sauntered off.

Methinks that these Hare Krishnas were not the stuff that missionaries are

made of.

They did make some small change from people who felt sorry for them.

Cheers

Mortis · 04-18-2011, 06:11 AM

I would imagine Krishnas in Israel might feel a little out of place. They would stand out I'm sure.

I would love to go to Israel, I would have to leave my wife at home, Malaysians are banned from entering Israel, I believe it is the Malaysian Gov. and not the Israel, Gov. A lot of Muslims would like to go, because of the great mosque, "Sidna Ali Mosque". I know a few people that have been, but because of the restrictions of the passports they have to do something that falls into the "Grey area", no one seems willing to talk about it.

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04-17-2011, 07:28 PM	#4563
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	It's a world of laughter A world of tears It's a world of hopes And a world of fears There's so much that we share That it's time we're aware It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small, small world Now... try and get THAT to stop re-playing in your head! LOL! Stitchawl

04-17-2011, 07:38 PM	#4564
nohmi2 Pensively observing. Posts: 1,758 Karma: 12675456 Join Date: Jun 2008 Device: Varied.	Then there is that infernal ''Áchy Breaky Heart''. Heeeeeelp! Cheers.

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04-18-2011, 02:52 AM	#4571
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	It really could be worse... Hare Krishna hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama hare Rama Rama Rama Hare hare Hare Krishna hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare ... but it really only sounds right with Airport or Bus station acoustics. Stitchawl

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desertblues Home for the moment Posts: 5,127 Karma: 27718936 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: travelling Device: various	and

04-18-2011, 06:11 AM	#4575
Mortis Canucklehead in Malaysia Posts: 1,633 Karma: 3127774 Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Device: iPhone, Kindle	I would imagine Krishnas in Israel might feel a little out of place. They would stand out I'm sure. I would love to go to Israel, I would have to leave my wife at home, Malaysians are banned from entering Israel, I believe it is the Malaysian Gov. and not the Israel, Gov. A lot of Muslims would like to go, because of the great mosque, "Sidna Ali Mosque". I know a few people that have been, but because of the restrictions of the passports they have to do something that falls into the "Grey area", no one seems willing to talk about it.