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Old 03-17-2011, 08:40 AM   #256
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This is what's going to happen to Kenny and his pitchfork :




In other words, he's going to get sliced to pieces in a flurry of swords by Drizzt-Enkidu and his pet gnoll (no way some redneck farmer with a pitchfork can stand up to Drizzt !)...
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Old 03-17-2011, 09:12 AM   #258
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Now that's just a crime...
You have completely defiled the picture !

P.S.
Maybe you should re-edit that pic to make it minor-safe... Or some mod might object.
Besides, it's not right to degrade Drizzt like that, salame OK, but that...
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Old 03-17-2011, 11:52 AM   #259
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enkidu the next thing to be done is to put a pink gagball into your green pot o' jelly
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Old 03-17-2011, 03:52 PM   #261
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enkidu the next thing to be done is to put a pink gagball into your green pot o' jelly
Pink is too nice a color for him! Make it brown as p**p
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Old 03-18-2011, 05:55 PM   #262
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enkidu the next thing to be done is to put a pink gagball into your green pot o' jelly
It's called a ballgag, not a gagball. You my friend are obviously not educated enough in the finer points of life...
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Old 03-18-2011, 06:03 PM   #263
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It's called a ballgag, not a gagball. You my friend are obviously not educated enough in the finer points of life...
Finally it starts to get interesting!
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Old 03-18-2011, 06:03 PM   #264
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well i seldom need tools like this - words and voice are usually sufficient.
but nevertheless THX for the correction - as stated in my sig.
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Old 03-18-2011, 06:15 PM   #265
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I still want to know where the body is.

Cat food perhaps?
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Old 03-18-2011, 06:40 PM   #266
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Now that's just a crime...
You have completely defiled the picture !

P.S.
Maybe you should re-edit that pic to make it minor-safe... Or some mod might object.
Besides, it's not right to degrade Drizzt like that, salame OK, but that...
I see you've re-edited the pic and switched the dil** for a ... What is that thing anyway ?
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Old 03-18-2011, 06:46 PM   #267
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I still want to know where the body is.
It's entombed in a monumental shrine on an asteroid in the Gama Orion cluster, third quadrant, turn left after the Shofixti homeworld.
Tourists go there to pay their respects...
Here's a bit more of my Good VS Evil (or Angels & Demons) artistic series :
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Old 03-18-2011, 06:57 PM   #268
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Finally it starts to get interesting!
What kind of woman drools at the mention of a ballgag ? Definitely an interesting kind... The only question now is on whom you prefer it used...

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I forgot you're from Berlin, I might had guessed you'd be into that kind of stuff...
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Old 03-18-2011, 09:33 PM   #269
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I see you've re-edited the pic and switched the dil** for a ... What is that thing anyway ?
In Australia it's called a Pluto Pup.

also known as a Dagwood Dog
A unique delicacy sold in specialist eateries at carnivals, circuses and country shows. Usually purchased from trailers, tents and bench top stalls.
Method:
Take 300 hot dogs and boil.
Store in tepid water until they are required.
Employ young child to impale hot dogs with a sticks length way in batches of 20
Remove previously mixed batter from cool room and poor into container
Dunk hot dog on a stick into batter but not the stick
Deep fry in vegetable oil that is never changed and only topped up occasional to change the colour from black to brown.
When the batter is cooked properly it should be golden
Take the dark brown Pluto Pup and display them in the window of the trailer by standing them up on their sticks.
When purchasing a Pluto Pup it is mandatory to dunk the delicacy in a deep container of tomato sauce (ketchup) before consuming to hide the taste.
mmmmmm I'm getting hungry just writing about them
NOTE: The feline population has been known to decline in the area after the Pluto Pup sellers open for business
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Old 03-18-2011, 09:35 PM   #270
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mmmmmm I'm getting hungry just writing about them

No, no, no MUSTARD, must be MUSTARD... we call them corn dogs here.
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