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Old 03-14-2011, 06:28 PM   #28471
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My family never really have gotten along with my father's side of the family. With the exception of two cousins they're all a bit full of themselves. On Saturday, however, my aunt sent a very funny email.

What she wanted to write:
I have become a grandmother again tonight (vannacht)

What she did write:
I have become a grandmother from behind (vanachter)

She probably forgot the second "n" in vannacht and her iPod correcter it, but it's a very funny autocorrect fail. Even my father had to laugh when reading it.

My mother, my sister and I were laughing and making jokes about it earlier tonight. A little later the phone rang and I joked it was my aunt, it really was her calling. None of us were in a state that picking up the phone would be a good idea without unleashing an inner-family war so we just let it ring.
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Old 03-14-2011, 06:30 PM   #28472
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My family never really have gotten along with my father's side of the family. With the exception of two cousins they're all a bit full of themselves. On Saturday, however, my aunt sent a very funny email.

What she wanted to write:
I have become a grandmother again tonight (vannacht)

What she did write:
I have become a grandmother from behind (vanachter)

She probably forgot the second "n" in vannacht and her iPod correcter it, but it's a very funny autocorrect fail. Even my father had to laugh when reading it.

My mother, my sister and I were laughing and making jokes about it earlier tonight. A little later the phone rang and I joked it was my aunt, it really was her calling. None of us were in a state that picking up the phone would be a good idea without unleashing an inner-family war so we just let it ring.
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Old 03-14-2011, 06:35 PM   #28473
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was indeed the state we were in, both when we read the email on Saturday and when she called tonight. I think if she ever utters the words "vanachter" when any of us are in the room we won't be able to keep a straight face!
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Old 03-14-2011, 10:31 PM   #28474
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Just got home from work. I'm eating a snack, then I'm going to change clothes and go clean my kitchen so I can make a nice dinner. Chris is back on overtime (which means he'll get off at 1 a.m.) Yes, I know we eat at odd times.
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Old 03-14-2011, 10:38 PM   #28475
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My family never really have gotten along with my father's side of the family. With the exception of two cousins they're all a bit full of themselves. On Saturday, however, my aunt sent a very funny email.

What she wanted to write:
I have become a grandmother again tonight (vannacht)

What she did write:
I have become a grandmother from behind (vanachter)

She probably forgot the second "n" in vannacht and her iPod correcter it, but it's a very funny autocorrect fail. Even my father had to laugh when reading it.

My mother, my sister and I were laughing and making jokes about it earlier tonight. A little later the phone rang and I joked it was my aunt, it really was her calling. None of us were in a state that picking up the phone would be a good idea without unleashing an inner-family war so we just let it ring.
There should be a multilingual Damn you auto correct, it'd get much more interesting...
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Old 03-14-2011, 10:43 PM   #28476
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Old 03-14-2011, 10:45 PM   #28477
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Old 03-14-2011, 10:47 PM   #28478
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Old 03-14-2011, 11:36 PM   #28479
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Well it all started last August, when the red phone hidden in my roommate's wardrobe rang. Clark, my roommate, was out. He had just been called by a kangaroo wearing a strange bat-hat, jumping around in the yard while chanting instructions to a very complex handshake that implied a very intricate selection of movements and the use of thirty six different, although similar, back flips.

I tried to ignore the phone for a while, but it got louder and louder. I did not know why it was ringing, nor who was calling, all I knew was that whenever Clark answered it he disappeared in a great big cloud of green and pink smoke, and reappeared nine days later with a slight limp and an eye patch. After about twenty minutes, the phone got so loud that my aunt's dog started to bark in Paris, so I resigned myself to risk my life just to preserve eardrums all over the country.

I had never before opened my roommate's closet (it's a privacy thing, I don't rummage in his bright nylon leggings collection, he leaves my gold studded leather underwear alone) so it took me a while to find the red phone among the piles of latex superhero masks and elbow radiographies, but I finally found it.

And then... well the rest is history!


Other than that, I've been mostly doing stuff, really.
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Old 03-15-2011, 12:13 AM   #28480
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Well it all started last August, when the red phone hidden in my roommate's wardrobe rang. Clark, my roommate, was out. He had just been called by a kangaroo wearing a strange bat-hat, jumping around in the yard while chanting instructions to a very complex handshake that implied a very intricate selection of movements and the use of thirty six different, although similar, back flips.

I tried to ignore the phone for a while, but it got louder and louder. I did not know why it was ringing, nor who was calling, all I knew was that whenever Clark answered it he disappeared in a great big cloud of green and pink smoke, and reappeared nine days later with a slight limp and an eye patch. After about twenty minutes, the phone got so loud that my aunt's dog started to bark in Paris, so I resigned myself to risk my life just to preserve eardrums all over the country.

I had never before opened my roommate's closet (it's a privacy thing, I don't rummage in his bright nylon leggings collection, he leaves my gold studded leather underwear alone) so it took me a while to find the red phone among the piles of latex superhero masks and elbow radiographies, but I finally found it.

And then... well the rest is history!


Other than that, I've been mostly doing stuff, really.
I don't know what you're taking, Cat....but can I have some, please??

Love ya, missed you, and SO glad you are back!
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Old 03-15-2011, 12:17 AM   #28481
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Old 03-15-2011, 04:29 AM   #28484
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Looking at websites for a suitcase. Anyone got tips for picking out a good suitcase?
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Old 03-15-2011, 04:31 AM   #28485
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Looking at websites for a suitcase. Anyone got tips for picking out a good suitcase?
I always go for a one-of-a-kind suitcase, because it's easy to spot at the airport and easy to describe when you've lost it.
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