Back by popular demand - PET POLL redone

[spellbanisher]

You can have all the blonds in the world, Enkidu. I'll take the Eastern European ladies whose raven hair provides a striking contrast with their porcelain skin, the Asians with those luscious lips and big brown eyes that I can get lost in forever, and latinas with their delectable caramel skin and stunning features.

[Enkidu of Abydos]

Originally Posted by spellbanisher

No, my clever karma requests did not yield any results. I guess you are right; women (at least the ones at mobileread) want to be treated like little girls.

Actually what you didn't count is the fact they have brains... And can therefore see right through your hypocrisy...

Originally Posted by spellbanisher

Always playing the victim Enkidu. That's the tactic of weaker men. But then again, I am so vastly superior to you in every single way that I should be more charitable towards you, after all, dealing with you is like handling an ant. And how dare you spread slander about my good name. I never called you perverted, never once. I called you a pedophile, a ram-lover, implied that you are a misogynist, but never ever called you a pervert. I demand an apology! I will have justice!

Oh you will have justice allright, justice when you are skewered on the end of my sword ! Then you will know what a skewered ant feels like !

[Enkidu of Abydos]

Originally Posted by spellbanisher

You can have all the blonds in the world, Enkidu. I'll take the Eastern European ladies whose raven hair provides a striking contrast with their porcelain skin, the Asians with those luscious lips and big brown eyes that I can get lost in forever, or latinas with their luscious caramel skin and stunning features.

Hey I already got dibs on China and Brazil, can't find better Asians and Latinas then there... And you can help your self to eastern Europe for all I care... If you're an American you don't even have to go far, Ukrainians and Romanians export their women cheaply to the US and western Europe, it's their main export good unfortunately.

[natasha_fawn]

Originally Posted by Enkidu of Abydos

Hey, people who wear man-skirts and eat the innards of ship (and even consider it a delicacy) are pretty strange, but you have to be green and / or have tentacles to be an alien in my book...
Long live Scotland ! Long live William Wallace (even if he was fat and bald) and Robert of Bruce !

Careful what you call a man-skirt, Enkidu, some guys are sensitive about that kind of thing!

But the 950 only comes in silver, right ? And I've only seen the 650 in silver, though I've seen the 350 in red...

The 950 only comes in silver. (They advertized black at first, but it was never released.) The 650 comes in black and red in the US, and I guess silver also in some other countries. The 350 comes in silver and pink in the US, and I think blue elsewhere.

But I thought this thread was about pets! My kitty is currently being uncharacteristically sweet and curled up next to me. (When he's being troublesome he's not my kitty, he's the s.other's kitty!) My gecko is hanging out in her cage on the other side of the room, as always.

[Enkidu of Abydos]

Originally Posted by kindlekitten

I'm just guessing here... you guys have some history?

Yeah, he's my evil twin.
Just joking, never met the guy. Our "history" began when he started to slander my good name and attempt to steal my girls...

Originally Posted by spellbanisher

Yes, every girl Enkidos ever loved ended up falling for me, through no fault of my own of course.

Yeah, they fell because you were lying drunken in the gutter and their high heels got caught on your lifeless body while they were walking by and swooning over me...

Originally Posted by wyndslash

huh. i always thought you were a girl o.o

You seem to have a strange fixation on girls (for a girl that is)...

Originally Posted by wyndslash

yeah D: i am confused ; -;

So just let me straighten you out...

Originally Posted by spellbanisher

I know what a siopao is, but I can't think of anything comparable here in the U.S. Cat filling is better than most of the artificial stuff we use as filling in our foods.

Nothing as ugly as McDonalds rubber meat... Yuck !

Originally Posted by wyndslash

it's just a joke, though some of the siopaos in Chinatown look very questionable indeed

but don't the dimsum in your Chinatown also taste good?

Don't know what that is but I love almost all Chinese food...

[Enkidu of Abydos]

Originally Posted by TenaciousBadger

i doth protest! vehemently so!
there's "girls" as pet species but no "man candy"? of the... what was it... young and hot kind no less!

tsk, tsk, tsk...

Interesting, that's the same thing Wyndslash said :

Originally Posted by wyndslash

WHY IS THERE GIRL AND NO BOY? THIS IS DEMEANING.

WHY I OUGHTA...!

So I'll tell you the same thing I told her :

Originally Posted by Enkidu of Abydos

It's simple - one of my favorite species of pets is girls, my most favorite actually. And since I happen to be a boy (well guy), any girl who happens to have boys as her favorite pet species can just get in contact with me and setup a date, instead of voting on some meaningless Internet poll...
For all you eager hot / young / female candidates, my number is +385 / 95 585 1191, and I'm available at the moment, but I might not be for long, so hurry up and get it while it's hot (so to speak) !

So any girl looking for man candy can think of me as The Candy Man...

P.S.
So far, barely 5% of the voters like girls ???
What are you 95%, all women / monks / fashion designers ?

P.P.S.
Awesome avatar Badger...

[spellbanisher]

This is siopao



It's better than it looks.
And dim sum is a type of Chinese dish that is served in small, individual portions of food.

[natasha_fawn]

Originally Posted by Enkidu of Abydos

P.S.
So far, barely 5% of the voters like girls ???
What are you 95%, all women / monks / fashion designers ?

Maybe we just don't consider girls to be pets!

[Enkidu of Abydos]

Originally Posted by natasha_fawn

Careful what you call a man-skirt, Enkidu, some guys are sensitive about that kind of thing!

Hey, whatever gets your blood pumpin... I don't discriminate... If guys want to wear checkered skirts with no underwear it's their business...

Originally Posted by natasha_fawn

But I thought this thread was about pets! My kitty is currently being uncharacteristically sweet and curled up next to me. (When he's being troublesome he's not my kitty, he's the s.other's kitty!) My gecko is hanging out in her cage on the other side of the room, as always.

I thought geckos were for roasting on a stick ? Goes nice with some anti-rad juice while you're hangin' down in New Reno...

[natasha_fawn]

Originally Posted by Enkidu of Abydos

I thought geckos were for roasting on a stick ? Goes nice with some anti-rad juice while you're hangin' down in New Reno...

Not mine, she's just as much a pet as the cat. (Er, disregarding the talk about siopao...)

[Enkidu of Abydos]

Originally Posted by spellbanisher

OMG, I am so drooling right now ! You evil bastard, showing me food I can't eat !

[spellbanisher]

I will quarrel with you no more Enkidu. I would say that I'm being the bigger man, but for that to make sense would require that you were a man as well. As it is, it is unseemly for a man to fight with a boy. Now go to your room, Enkidu.

[Enkidu of Abydos]

Originally Posted by spellbanisher

I will quarrel with you no more Enkidu. I would say that I'm being the bigger man, but for that to make sense would require that you were a man as well. As it is, it is unseemly for a man to fight with a boy. Now go to your room, Enkidu.

Well I don't like to brag but... Let's see who's the bigger man, shall we ?
As for height - I'm 208cm tall. As for weight I'm 115kg. I bet you can't beat that ?
As for length, well there are minors here so let's just say I'm above average...
As for intelligence, well I won't state exact numbers but let's just say I qualify for MENSA (top 2% of the population) though I never bothered joining (I don't give a damn for stats and don't want to hang out with arrogant and smug people, real intelligence is in the way you use it anyway).
As for cultural / knowledge greatness, well I wouldn't want to brag but I do consider myself somewhat of a renoissance man and significantly better versed in most of the natural sciences (and some of the humanistic too) than the average person.
As for humanitarian greatness, well I certainly wouldn't call myself a saint but I try to help my fellow man (and woman) when I can, in small ways.
So in what way exactly do you (mistakenly) consider yourself a bigger man then me ?

[spellbanisher]

Originally Posted by Enkidu of Abydos

Well I don't like to brag but... Let's see who's the bigger man, shall we ?
As for height - I'm 208cm tall. As for weight I'm 115kg. I bet you can't beat that ?
As for length, well there are minors here so let's just say I'm above average...
As for intelligence, well I won't state exact numbers but let's just say I qualify for MENSA (top 2% of the population) though I never bothered joining (I don't give a damn for stats and don't want to hang out with arrogant and smug people, real intelligence is in the way you use it anyway).
As for cultural / knowledge greatness, well I wouldn't want to brag but I do consider myself somewhat of a renoissance man and significantly better versed in most of the natural sciences (and some of the humanistic too) than the average person.
As for humanitarian greatness, well I certainly wouldn't call myself a saint but I try to help my fellow man (and woman) when I can, in small ways.
So in what way exactly do you (mistakenly) consider yourself a bigger man then me ?

Methinks someone's a little insecure. Manliness isn't a set of statistics.

[spellbanisher]

Hey Enkidu, I thought giants were supposed to be gentle. As for myself, I'm the perfect height: short enough to have a chip on my shoulder, but not so short that I can't get a date.