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Old 02-24-2011, 11:07 PM   #91
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back before I had the farm completely fenced I would get the occasional VERY determined salesmen (and missionaries). one particular time it was one of those frozen foods salesmen.
[. . .] the butcher immediately sold out of bones, and the next time I came in they gave me a free roast in appreciation
Wait...let's put this together: Food salesman provokes you, you tell butcher, butcher sells lots of food that he bought from...wait, I think you were played!
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Old 02-25-2011, 12:45 AM   #92
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I partly agree with Desertblues except that it might be fun once in a while to go along with a prank someones pulling on you, I don't think you should be mean with them, but maybe some comic relief from sitting in a office all day?
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Old 02-25-2011, 03:02 AM   #93
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Wait...let's put this together: Food salesman provokes you, you tell butcher, butcher sells lots of food that he bought from...wait, I think you were played!
you are not making the transition that the salesman was from a large chain, "Swan's" in fact with who knows what kind of meat from who knows where on his truck and the butcher in question is my local old fashioned butcher that only processes local meat from small farms that are organic
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Old 02-25-2011, 10:09 AM   #94
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Have you dug out that humor button yet?
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Have you dug out that humor button yet?
right now I'm looking for a stick and a flashlight
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or even ....
...which is EXACTLY what the salesman had left in his truck!

Funny how everything ties together eventually!
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