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Old 02-23-2011, 05:01 AM   #16
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When in love I embarrass the person I'm in love with, thats how I know, they don't run away. Note, hobbling isn't usually acceptable!
i used to smack the guys i had crushes on
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Old 02-23-2011, 05:41 AM   #17
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i used to smack the guys i had crushes on
I'm sure they appreciated it, maybe not as the bruise developed, but later upon reflection, while gazing into the paramedic's lovely green eyes

I used to tease my prospective dates, funny that never worked and I know in theory it should
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Old 02-23-2011, 05:45 AM   #18
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smack like this? Interpretation A
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Old 02-23-2011, 05:47 AM   #19
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For me all the pretty girls, oh who am I kidding ALL the girls would use "B"
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Old 02-23-2011, 05:51 AM   #20
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i'm saving my first kiss for my wedding xD

huh...all of a sudden my karma went up o_o
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Old 02-23-2011, 06:00 AM   #21
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i'm saving my first kiss for my wedding xD

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Good on ya, keep him wanting, it the oldest trick in the world. Again proof that women are smarter than men!
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There you are, both of you. You tease her, she smacks you (B), you find true love in the green eyes of the paramedic, she finally kisses you at your wedding.

No, *her* wedding. Sorry.
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Old 02-23-2011, 06:16 AM   #24
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I am speechless, how did you imagine exactly what was in my head?
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For me all the pretty girls, oh who am I kidding ALL the girls would use "B"
You mean that by slapping you ALL become pretty/prettier?

Man, we could make well marketing this.
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You mean that by slapping you ALL become pretty/prettier?

Man, we could make well marketing this.
indeed. i was /this/ close to smacking my ex. sadly, it never happened. he told me i was "cold". D:
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No thats not exactly what I meant, I was saying it didn't matter, all women feel the need to smack me, I assume its the good looks and endless humour. For some reason they always smack me right after I say something romantic like, "No honey, it's not the jeans...." I don't get it.
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No thats not exactly what I meant, I was saying it didn't matter, all women feel the need to smack me, I assume its the good looks and endless humour. For some reason they always smack me right after I say something romantic like, "No honey, it's not the jeans...." I don't get it.
LOL. well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder :O

i find myself being physically attracted to a lot of people, but it all disappears once i talk to them/get to know them.
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LOL. well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder :O

i find myself being physically attracted to a lot of people, but it all disappears once i talk to them/get to know them.
I knew it! We have met! In my defense, I might not have been drunk, I am much more interesting drunk
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I knew it! We have met! In my defense, I might not have been drunk, I am much more interesting drunk
LOL! well, it really doesn't count because this is the *internet*

and speaking of alcohol, i don't understand why so many people like to drink. i get social drinking, but drinking just for the fun of it is well D: it's beyond me. i guess at my age, people are rather surprised when i tell them that i've never drank and haven't ever been to a bar.
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