Unutterably Silly Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day

[yvanleterrible]

But... What if you were born stupid? You still have a right to live!

I think this last one was more sad than funny. Why is it this guy could act this way? He needs help, not to be laughed at. Morals are a guide for social behavior, the disappearance of which is sad, really sad...

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

But... What if you were born stupid? You still have a right to live!

I think this last one was more sad than funny. Why is it this guy could act this way? He needs help, not to be laughed at. Morals are a guide for social behavior, the disappearance of which is sad, really sad...

[yvanleterrible]

Originally Posted by kennyc

I'm glad we share views on this, Kenny!

[yvanleterrible]

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

But... What if you were born stupid? You still have a right to live!

I think this last one was more sad than funny. Why is it this guy could act this way? He needs help, not to be laughed at. Morals are a guide for social behavior, the disappearance of which is sad, really sad...

And what about the sister? I think she did worse than the boyfriend, why did she do that?

[BeTePoK]

This guy wasn't born idiot, otherwise it would be possible to find out who we are going to be right after we were born. He BECAME an idiot. And if he slept with them both, and had the nerve to propose to the first sister, after making another pregnant - he deserves a gold medal. IMO.

And all I can tell is just - laugh and say "What an idiot!"

[BeTePoK]

Today, a fish bit my finger and ate my wedding ring while i was fishing. For lunch I let a young couple cut in front of me in the snack bar line beacuse I was depressed. The man ordered fish sticks and found a wedding ring in his food. Turns out he used it to propose and his girl said yes. KMP.

Just as an example. It's not funny, and it's not sad. It's just life, and all these stories, happened to us or to other people, make this life a bit more interesting.

[kennyc]

Today I read a joke forum. It wasn't funny. Just life.

[kennyc]

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[SneakySnake]

This just made the rounds of a sort of local chain e-mail group I am in. I hope this is not all a repeat here. I think a few are very funny.

*** Adult Truths ***

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

[lene1949]

Originally Posted by kennyc

I'm not quite sure what you are seeing in these links you post that are funny.

Yeah... I had a look at a couple, but couldn't see the funny side, either, but a lot of people don't get my jokes, as my sense of humour is different from Australians (I'm Danish)

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[badgoodDeb]

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Now, THAT's funny! (I agree on the KMP posts ... I think I'll stop following the links)

Originally Posted by Hamlet53

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

(1) Amen!!

(22) Truth: that's because you don't ask the question "what time is it" when you look at your watch. You almost always are asking something else. "Do I have time to do xxx?" or "Is it almost time to leave?" or something else. None of these require you to REMEMBER the time, so you just get the answer to the question your brain actually asked.

(24) hee-hee-hee!!

[thrawn_aj]

Originally Posted by Hamlet53

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

It will, the day it gets the "Use Hyperspace" option .

[wannabee]