Silliness Quiz - Page 23

The Terminator · 01-18-2011, 11:58 PM

English,Spanish,French

natasha_fawn · 01-19-2011, 12:01 AM

Hmmm, Mandarin, Hindi, and English?

Stitchawl · 01-19-2011, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by natasha_fawn

Hmmm, Mandarin, Hindi, and English?

... and Natasha wins the prize!

So, Natasha... what's our question?

Stitchawl

natasha_fawn · 01-19-2011, 12:51 AM

Yay!

Okay, this little series might be too well known, but I've always liked it so here goes.

1. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
2. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
3. The king lion holds a meeting. All the animals attend except one. Which?
4. You need to cross a river that is home to crocodiles, but you don't have a boat and there's no bridge. How do you get across without being eaten?

(Oops, past my bedtime. Back tomorrow morning.)

SneakySnake · 01-19-2011, 01:07 AM

1.

2.

3. Lazy lion thinks meals will come to him! hmpff!
4. Wait until the croc attends the stupid lion's meeting. Or fly?

Stitchawl · 01-19-2011, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by natasha_fawn

Yay!

Okay, this little series might be too well known, but I've always liked it so here goes.

1. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Head first?

Quote:

2. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

You can't. It's filled with a giraffe.

Quote:

3. The king lion holds a meeting. All the animals attend except one. Which?

The giraffe. It's still in the refrigerator.

Quote:

4. You need to cross a river that is home to crocodiles, but you don't have a boat and there's no bridge. How do you get across without being eaten?

Wait until the croc attends the lion's meeting and then cross.

Stitchawl

LCF · 01-19-2011, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by natasha_fawn

Yay!

Okay, this little series might be too well known, but I've always liked it so here goes.

1. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
2. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
3. The king lion holds a meeting. All the animals attend except one. Which?
4. You need to cross a river that is home to crocodiles, but you don't have a boat and there's no bridge. How do you get across without being eaten?

(Oops, past my bedtime. Back tomorrow morning.)

I love that one! i won't post the answer, cause I know it and have no good quiz at hand. But Stitchawl is close

Stitchawl · 01-19-2011, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LCF

I love that one! i won't post the answer, cause I know it and have no good quiz at hand. But Stitchawl is close

Frankly, it's easier to put four elephants in a Volkswagen.

Stitchawl

natasha_fawn · 01-19-2011, 11:05 AM

SneakySnake and Stitchawl, you have two of the answers right between you, and the rest of Stitchawl's are pretty close.

mountain_lion · 01-19-2011, 06:23 PM

I know the answer too

, but if a post it I will have to think on a question...

The Terminator · 01-19-2011, 08:32 PM

(this message was to short now it's not!!)

Stitchawl · 01-19-2011, 08:42 PM

Head first?

You can't. It's filled with a giraffe.

The giraffe. It's still in the refrigerator.

Wait until the croc attends the lion's meeting and then cross.

Stitchawl

natasha_fawn · 01-20-2011, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stitchawl

Head first?

You can't. It's filled with a giraffe.

The giraffe. It's still in the refrigerator.

Wait until the croc attends the lion's meeting and then cross.

Stitchawl

Close enough, your turn!

(For the second, the original answer would be to take the giraffe out and put the elephant in, and it would follow in three that the elephant couldn't attend. I need a giraffe smiley.)

Stitchawl · 01-20-2011, 12:54 AM

O.K. I'll make it easy...

What is the only domesticated animal not mentioned in the Bible?

Stitchawl

SolRaven · 01-20-2011, 01:24 AM

Since my fluffy cat Guinness is laying between my keyboard and the monitor, let's go with cat. She's also growling in her sleep. She must be having a scary dream.

01-19-2011, 12:51 AM	#334
natasha_fawn Evangelist Posts: 414 Karma: 184633 Join Date: Nov 2010 Device: Sony PRS-950 (finally!)	Yay! Okay, this little series might be too well known, but I've always liked it so here goes. 1. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? 2. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? 3. The king lion holds a meeting. All the animals attend except one. Which? 4. You need to cross a river that is home to crocodiles, but you don't have a boat and there's no bridge. How do you get across without being eaten? (Oops, past my bedtime. Back tomorrow morning.) Last edited by natasha_fawn; 01-19-2011 at 01:04 AM. Reason: zzzz

01-20-2011, 01:24 AM	#345
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SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	1. 2. 3. Lazy lion thinks meals will come to him! hmpff! 4. Wait until the croc attends the stupid lion's meeting. Or fly?

01-19-2011, 11:05 AM	#339
natasha_fawn Evangelist Posts: 414 Karma: 184633 Join Date: Nov 2010 Device: Sony PRS-950 (finally!)	SneakySnake and Stitchawl, you have two of the answers right between you, and the rest of Stitchawl's are pretty close.

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01-19-2011, 08:42 PM	#342
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	Head first? You can't. It's filled with a giraffe. The giraffe. It's still in the refrigerator. Wait until the croc attends the lion's meeting and then cross. Stitchawl

01-20-2011, 12:54 AM	#344
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	O.K. I'll make it easy... What is the only domesticated animal not mentioned in the Bible? Stitchawl