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Old 01-19-2011, 12:58 AM   #331
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Old 01-19-2011, 01:01 AM   #332
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Hmmm, Mandarin, Hindi, and English?
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Old 01-19-2011, 01:43 AM   #333
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Old 01-19-2011, 01:51 AM   #334
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Yay!

Okay, this little series might be too well known, but I've always liked it so here goes.

1. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
2. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
3. The king lion holds a meeting. All the animals attend except one. Which?
4. You need to cross a river that is home to crocodiles, but you don't have a boat and there's no bridge. How do you get across without being eaten?

(Oops, past my bedtime. Back tomorrow morning.)
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Old 01-19-2011, 02:07 AM   #335
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4. Wait until the croc attends the stupid lion's meeting. Or fly?
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Old 01-19-2011, 02:07 AM   #336
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Yay!

Okay, this little series might be too well known, but I've always liked it so here goes.

1. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Head first?

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2. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
You can't. It's filled with a giraffe.

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3. The king lion holds a meeting. All the animals attend except one. Which?
The giraffe. It's still in the refrigerator.


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4. You need to cross a river that is home to crocodiles, but you don't have a boat and there's no bridge. How do you get across without being eaten?
Wait until the croc attends the lion's meeting and then cross.


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Old 01-19-2011, 08:01 AM   #337
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Yay!

Okay, this little series might be too well known, but I've always liked it so here goes.

1. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
2. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
3. The king lion holds a meeting. All the animals attend except one. Which?
4. You need to cross a river that is home to crocodiles, but you don't have a boat and there's no bridge. How do you get across without being eaten?

(Oops, past my bedtime. Back tomorrow morning.)
I love that one! i won't post the answer, cause I know it and have no good quiz at hand. But Stitchawl is close
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Old 01-19-2011, 08:25 AM   #338
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I love that one! i won't post the answer, cause I know it and have no good quiz at hand. But Stitchawl is close
Frankly, it's easier to put four elephants in a Volkswagen.


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Old 01-19-2011, 12:05 PM   #339
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SneakySnake and Stitchawl, you have two of the answers right between you, and the rest of Stitchawl's are pretty close.
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Old 01-19-2011, 07:23 PM   #340
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I know the answer too , but if a post it I will have to think on a question...
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Old 01-19-2011, 09:32 PM   #341
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Old 01-19-2011, 09:42 PM   #342
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Head first?

You can't. It's filled with a giraffe.

The giraffe. It's still in the refrigerator.

Wait until the croc attends the lion's meeting and then cross.


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Old 01-20-2011, 01:09 AM   #343
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Head first?

You can't. It's filled with a giraffe.

The giraffe. It's still in the refrigerator.

Wait until the croc attends the lion's meeting and then cross.


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(For the second, the original answer would be to take the giraffe out and put the elephant in, and it would follow in three that the elephant couldn't attend. I need a giraffe smiley.)
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What is the only domesticated animal not mentioned in the Bible?



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