Silliness Wanted: New Karma Fortunes - Page 10

Javed · 12-04-2010, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elfwreck

X has more gadgets than Batman.
X makes cameo appearances in public domain ebooks.
X wins prizes for typography.
X can write data on floppy disks with a magnetized needle.
X knows where the Bavarian Illuminati hid the bodies.

X makes posts that smell like fresh peaches.
X knows the code for the sarcasm font.
X dances to music nobody else can hear.
X has a memory card slot in an unusual place.
X is a butterfly dreaming of being a human being.

Wow, some great ones there, Elfwreck!

X's creativity is explosive and inspiring.

LCF · 01-18-2011, 09:38 AM

OK Moderators, enough is enough!
I OUGHT TO BE TIRED OF KARMA FORTUNES BY NOW, BUT I AM NOT!!!!
When are we going to see the new fortunes, we have so much good propositions?!
I'm willing to write them in the script myself.... if you tell me how

Now, seriously, we have at least 200 (more like 500) new ideas, when is it realistic to expect the new fortunes?

Edit: just to stay on topic:

X is addicted to Karma Fortunes.

phenomshel · 01-18-2011, 02:58 PM

I'm with LCF, above. I'm not tired of them either, and I want MORE!!!!

desertblues · 01-18-2011, 03:49 PM

KARMA FORTUNES*****YES

happy_terd · 01-18-2011, 08:09 PM

I remember those.

LCF · 01-19-2011, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

I remember those.

LCF · 02-15-2011, 07:07 AM

X is astra.
To be used for more than 10 000 000 Karma.

Any progress on the project?

Javed · 02-15-2011, 07:56 AM

X is clever at making animated avatars.

LCF · 02-15-2011, 08:24 AM

X can brighten your rainy day in an instant

Javed · 12-31-2011, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LCF

X can recycle used words

X used this as their custom user title.

LCF · 11-01-2012, 10:13 AM

X had a Karma point for every human being on Earth. He gave most of it to charity.*

*Inspired by the 1 119 832 285 Karma of Javed. Should apply for values between 1 000 000 000 and 2 000 000 000

HomeInMyShoes · 11-01-2012, 10:37 AM

I'm really liking all these ideas.

x believes fortune cookies speak the truth.

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01-18-2011, 09:38 AM	#137
LCF Wizard Posts: 1,472 Karma: 9795311 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Germany Device: Hanlin V3 (LBook), GS3	OK Moderators, enough is enough! I OUGHT TO BE TIRED OF KARMA FORTUNES BY NOW, BUT I AM NOT!!!! When are we going to see the new fortunes, we have so much good propositions?! I'm willing to write them in the script myself.... if you tell me how Now, seriously, we have at least 200 (more like 500) new ideas, when is it realistic to expect the new fortunes? Edit: just to stay on topic: X is addicted to Karma Fortunes.

01-18-2011, 02:58 PM	#138
phenomshel ZCD BombShel Posts: 4,793 Karma: 8293322 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The Frozen North (aka Illinois, USA) Device: iPad, STB Kindle Oasis	I'm with LCF, above. I'm not tired of them either, and I want MORE!!!!

01-18-2011, 03:49 PM	#139
desertblues Home for the moment Posts: 5,127 Karma: 27718936 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: travelling Device: various	KARMA FORTUNES*****YES

01-18-2011, 08:09 PM	#140
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	I remember those.

02-15-2011, 07:07 AM	#142
LCF Wizard Posts: 1,472 Karma: 9795311 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Germany Device: Hanlin V3 (LBook), GS3	X is astra. To be used for more than 10 000 000 Karma. Any progress on the project?

02-15-2011, 07:56 AM	#143
Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	X is clever at making animated avatars.

02-15-2011, 08:24 AM	#144
LCF Wizard Posts: 1,472 Karma: 9795311 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Germany Device: Hanlin V3 (LBook), GS3	X can brighten your rainy day in an instant

11-01-2012, 10:13 AM	#146
LCF Wizard Posts: 1,472 Karma: 9795311 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Germany Device: Hanlin V3 (LBook), GS3	X had a Karma point for every human being on Earth. He gave most of it to charity.* Inspired by the 1 119 832 285 Karma of Javed*. Should apply for values between 1 000 000 000 and 2 000 000 000

11-01-2012, 10:37 AM	#147
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	I'm really liking all these ideas. x believes fortune cookies speak the truth.