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vivaldirules · 12-27-2010, 03:03 PM

Objects may be closer than they appear.

Congratulations, you sexy, sexy penguin! I can't wait for your 2011 calendar to come out next week. I had a glimpse of it in a preview at PengiePorn.com and let me tell you are hot!

wodin · 12-27-2010, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

The water might be deeper than it appears.

Or not, depending on if you jump in feet first or head first.

Freeshadow · 12-28-2010, 01:21 PM

what does a Zen master get when he orders a sandwich with everything?

GraceKrispy · 12-29-2010, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Objects may be closer than they appear.

Congratulations, you sexy, sexy penguin! I can't wait for your 2011 calendar to come out next week. I had a glimpse of it in a preview at PengiePorn.com and let me tell you are hot!

And who said doggies and penguies couldn't have interspecial relationships?

You always know just when the appear in a thread!
I almost typed "when to come in a thread" but I - luckily- reconsidered

wvcherrybomb · 12-29-2010, 01:55 AM

Why do people accept, and even feed, squirrels while being repulsed by and actively exterminating all other rodents? Is it the fluffy tail?

desertblues · 12-29-2010, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by wvcherrybomb

Why do people accept, and even feed, squirrels while being repulsed by and actively exterminating all other rodents? Is it the fluffy tail?

GraceKrispy · 12-29-2010, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by wvcherrybomb

Why do people accept, and even feed, squirrels while being repulsed by and actively exterminating all other rodents? Is it the fluffy tail?

It is the fluffy tail. Mongoose aren't quite so attractive.

(in my head, mongoose = squirrel - tail)

and desert- chip n dale are chipmunks! Even cuter on the cute factor!

Javed · 12-29-2010, 05:40 AM

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

desertblues · 12-29-2010, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Javed

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

What makes you think you are not parked in a parallel universe?

Wetdogeared · 12-29-2010, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by desertblues

What makes you think you are not parked in a parallel universe?

...or a parallelogram universe?

desertblues · 12-29-2010, 10:28 AM

Wetdogeared · 12-29-2010, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by desertblues

Falcao · 12-29-2010, 11:12 AM

More pearls of wisdom from Les Luthiers:

+ Eternal love lasts like 3 months. [True specially in Hollywood]
+ If you have a clean conscience you have bad memory.
+ Slavery was not abolished, they changed it to 8 hours daily.
+ I don't suffer of madness, I'm enjoying it.
+ Run from temptations. Just run slowly so they can reach you.
+ It is good to leave the drink, the bad thing is not to remember where. [Not sure if that makes sense in English]
+ Laziness is the mother of all vices, and like all mothers I respect it.
+ In every mother there is a potential mother-in-law.
+ The woman who is not lucky with men doesn't know how lucky she is.
+ Alcohol kills slowly. I don't care, I'm not in a hurry.
+ The road to wisdom is long. You will find Strength in Kyoto. You will find Dexterity in Kuwen. But Peace [la Paz]... is found in Bolivia.
+ Dear Lord, give me patience, but GIVE IT NOW!

LCF · 12-29-2010, 12:30 PM

this thouught is supposed to be written in some local dialect:
he pays me as much as I don't starve, I work as much as I don't fall asleep.
(it sounds much much better spoken in my language.)
my other thought: CONGRATULATIONS!!! ;o)

Steven Lyle Jordan · 12-29-2010, 03:49 PM

You get used to... what you want to get used to.

(Sorry, all I've got off the top of my head. At least it's mine.)

Good job, Grace!

12-29-2010, 11:12 AM	#28
Falcao Banned Posts: 1,344 Karma: 1028477047 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Nueva Andalucía Device: Sony PRS 650	More pearls of wisdom from Les Luthiers: + Eternal love lasts like 3 months. [True specially in Hollywood] + If you have a clean conscience you have bad memory. + Slavery was not abolished, they changed it to 8 hours daily. + I don't suffer of madness, I'm enjoying it. + Run from temptations. Just run slowly so they can reach you. + It is good to leave the drink, the bad thing is not to remember where. [Not sure if that makes sense in English] + Laziness is the mother of all vices, and like all mothers I respect it. + In every mother there is a potential mother-in-law. + The woman who is not lucky with men doesn't know how lucky she is. + Alcohol kills slowly. I don't care, I'm not in a hurry. + The road to wisdom is long. You will find Strength in Kyoto. You will find Dexterity in Kuwen. But Peace [la Paz]... is found in Bolivia. + Dear Lord, give me patience, but GIVE IT NOW! Last edited by Falcao; 12-29-2010 at 01:36 PM.

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12-27-2010, 03:03 PM	#16
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Objects may be closer than they appear. Congratulations, you sexy, sexy penguin! I can't wait for your 2011 calendar to come out next week. I had a glimpse of it in a preview at PengiePorn.com and let me tell you are hot!

12-28-2010, 01:21 PM	#18
Freeshadow temp. out of service Posts: 2,815 Karma: 24285242 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Duisburg (DE) Device: PB 623	what does a Zen master get when he orders a sandwich with everything?

12-29-2010, 01:55 AM	#20
wvcherrybomb Sharp Shootin' Grandma Posts: 847 Karma: 1123940 Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Sunny Florida Device: Kindle 3, Kindle Fire, Literati (has been adopted by my daughter)	Why do people accept, and even feed, squirrels while being repulsed by and actively exterminating all other rodents? Is it the fluffy tail?

12-29-2010, 05:40 AM	#23
Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

12-29-2010, 10:28 AM	#26
desertblues Home for the moment Posts: 5,127 Karma: 27718936 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: travelling Device: various

12-29-2010, 12:30 PM	#29
LCF Wizard Posts: 1,472 Karma: 9795311 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Germany Device: Hanlin V3 (LBook), GS3	this thouught is supposed to be written in some local dialect: he pays me as much as I don't starve, I work as much as I don't fall asleep. (it sounds much much better spoken in my language.) my other thought: CONGRATULATIONS!!! ;o)

12-29-2010, 03:49 PM	#30
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	You get used to... what you want to get used to. (Sorry, all I've got off the top of my head. At least it's mine.) Good job, Grace!