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			 It's Dr. Penguin now! 
			
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			Me, too.  A little dog pee never killed anybody, but I'm not sure you can say the same about some of the chemicals sprayed on produce, or the unknown germs smeared on it by oh-so-many hands!
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Ranting again. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	A common problem with women is that they snore. I'm not sure if men do, but I know that my wife does. ![]() I've lightly shaken her, tapped on her, jerked the covers on her, flashed a flashlight briefly in her face, and in extreme episodes I've woken her up. I've even gotten up and slept on the couch a time or two. Needless to say she tells me that SHE does not snore! She hasn't said that after I recorded her. ![]() I have a white noise machine but it doesn't to help much. I have some ear plugs for high noise environments and put them in a few nights ago. When I woke up I wondered what was wrong. I didn't think that I'd slept more than half an hour. I was as wide awake as I was when I'd laid down! But it was now 6:00am!!! I had slept the whole night thru and wasn't sleepy as usual. I tried it the last two nights with the same results, wide awake in the morning. So far the only side effect is that I get hit by my wife when my alarm clock goes off.      
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 ![]() I actually roller skated without a helmet, knee pads and wrist guards, rode my bicycle every day as a kid without a helmet and a little flashing red light, and if you can believe it, I even skied for 45 years without a helmet! I will confess to using protection in Bangkok when I was a bachelor. I mean, it's not like I have a death wish. ![]() Stitchawl  | 
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 ![]() But now that you remind me I just may tell her to see a doctor about it. First I have to review her life insurance policy before making any rash decisions. Note to married men - if you have been married a long time and your wife wants you to increase the amount of your life insurance policy, don't increase it enough that she could live comfortably should you suffer an, errmm, "accident".  | 
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