Unutterably Silly Corrupt-A-Topic (anymore off-topic and it would be on-topic)

[happy_terd]

[desertblues]

Originally Posted by Stitchawl

3°c at 90kph. I miss having a windshield.


Stitchawl

For you, Stitchawl.

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by desertblues

For you, Stitchawl.

Nice.

[Dylrob]

[pholy]

Originally Posted by Stitchawl

3°c at 90kph. I miss having a windshield.


Stitchawl

Ouch! Where's that windchill calculator when you need it?

Or, How come the insurance co. gave you a motorcycle without that safety feature? How soon will you get yours back?

[astra]

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

I just a link to this site:

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac

I can't stop laughing...

I like it like it like it

[vivaldirules]

Is there perhaps anyone here who hasn't heard about my new iPad?

[kennyc]

No.



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[WT Sharpe]

Originally Posted by happy_terd

Oh, man! Anywhere but a library!

[WT Sharpe]

Originally Posted by Stitchawl

3°c at 90kph. I miss having a windshield.


Stitchawl

As someone who used to ride his Sportster to work all year around (no windshield there either), I can relate.

[Falcao]

The Danegeld ("Dane gold") was an English tribute raised to pay off Viking raiders to save the land from being ravaged. The expeditions were usually led by the Danish kings, but they were composed by warriors from all over Scandinavia, and they eventually brought home more than 100 tonnes of silver.

Danegeld
Rudyard Kipling

It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation,
To call upon a neighbour and to say:
"We invaded you last night - we are quite prepared to fight,
Unless you pay us cash to go away."

And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
And the people who ask it explain
That you’ve only to pay ’em the Dane-geld
And then you’ll get rid of the Dane!

It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation,
To puff and look important and to say:
"Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
We will therefore pay you cash to go away."

And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
But we’ve proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane.

It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
For fear they should succumb and go astray,
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
You will find it better policy to say:

"We never pay any one Dane-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost,
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that plays it is lost!"

[WT Sharpe]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Is there perhaps anyone here who hasn't heard about my new iPad?

I hadn't. Did you hear about mine?

I got the 32 Gig Wifi model. I miss the 3G when I'm away from the house, but I couldn't see tying myself to a monthly payment.

What did you get?

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

I hadn't. Did you hear about mine?

I got the 32 Gig Wifi model. I miss the 3G when I'm away from the house, but I couldn't see tying myself to a monthly payment.

What did you get?

he got an iPad!

Well at least I think he did......there's a rumor....being spread by a doggie....

[WT Sharpe]

Have yourself a merry little X-mas Story!



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[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

I hadn't. Did you hear about mine?

I got the 32 Gig Wifi model. I miss the 3G when I'm away from the house, but I couldn't see tying myself to a monthly payment.

What did you get?

64 Gb Wifi. Same reason. I'm either going to be playing with at home, work, or other places that have free wifi anyway. Actually, I'm not sure what I'm going to do with it. I suspect I'll surf, listen to music, read the Kindle books I can't get for my Sony, and maybe play some games and draw and such. It's just an expensive toy for me.