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Old 11-30-2010, 09:02 PM   #241
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Here's another (lololol) tragedy of airport security.

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA Patdown.
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573
"Percy Cummings" and partner "Sergio Armani" ohhhh puhlease!!!!
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Old 11-30-2010, 09:18 PM   #242
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Here's another (lololol) tragedy of airport security.

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA Patdown.
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573
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Old 11-30-2010, 09:50 PM   #243
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Old 11-30-2010, 11:13 PM   #244
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I'm trying to figure out why Cummings is being arrested for sexual assault. Aside from the irony of the ejaculator's name, how can a TSA, who's been trained to spot danger, not know when it was time to duck? I mean, come on! The guy didn't shoot while he was flacid. The TSA agent's hands were all over the man's penis, causing it to pop upright, that should've been warning enough.
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Old 12-01-2010, 12:13 AM   #245
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Old 12-01-2010, 06:20 AM   #246
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I'm pretty sure this is a joke. When I googled it when it first appeared, the first and only place it was found was on a spoof website. Really...those names?
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Old 12-01-2010, 06:35 AM   #247
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I'm pretty sure this is a joke. When I googled it when it first appeared, the first and only place it was found was on a spoof website. Really...those names?
I mean; that kind of excitement wouldn't be the first (or second) thing I would think of when being patted down by some (not that handsome) official.
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I'm pretty sure this is a joke. When I googled it when it first appeared, the first and only place it was found was on a spoof website. Really...those names?
Yes. It's a spoof. "DEADSERIOUSNEWS" come on....

Check the front page today: http://www.deadseriousnews.com/



I like this one:

CIA: Al Qaeda developing suppository explosive device

Al Qaeda, buoyed by the TSA’s reaction to last year’s underwear



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Old 12-01-2010, 07:32 AM   #249
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Oh something of a serious note......these suicide bombers are just that. They plan to die, so why not swallow liquids (balloons) that would dissolve and explode when combined...certainly none of the current screenings would detect that....
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Here's another (lololol) tragedy of airport security.

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA Patdown.
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573


"He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it."
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Oh wait, this isn't the Notable quotes thread?
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