Silliness Airport security decisions? - Page 5

Barcey · 11-16-2010, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by encapuchado

Terrorist are winning. USAers live with fear.

Yes but if we all get naked at the airport and have a nice chicken and potato dinner then they lose.

Barcey · 11-16-2010, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by AdamV

I believe most of us miss a most important argument here - heard it's going to be raised by unions soon - the complains from airport security officers loosing their appetite at the end of a day...

Good point. Can you imagine the impact to the poor soul who has the local hot dog stand. I feel sorry for them standing there watching their business shrivel and die.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 11-16-2010, 09:33 PM

I predict significant growth in the humorous underwear industry.

ardeegee · 11-16-2010, 11:21 PM

Well, the story has made the news in Taiwan.

kindlekitten · 11-17-2010, 01:25 AM

can my animated self go through screening?

kennyc · 11-17-2010, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ardeegee

Well, the story has made the news in Taiwan.

Love the terrorist cackling with the little girl laugh....

Sweetpea · 11-17-2010, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by AdamV

I believe most of us miss a most important argument here - heard it's going to be raised by unions soon - the complains from airport security officers loosing their appetite at the end of a day...

I would imagine there are some bodies you don't want to see naked, even on a scanner device!

kennyc · 11-17-2010, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

I would imagine there are some bodies you don't want to see naked, even on a scanner device!

Or at a nudist resort....

AdamV · 11-17-2010, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by kennyc

Or at a nudist resort....

i find the decision to go or not to go to a nudist resort much easier than to work or quit my job at the airport security

anyway, if I were the guard watching the scans 7 days a week, I'd say I could not even swallow dg's chickens...

dsvick · 11-17-2010, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by kindlekitten

can my animated self go through screening?

Yes, but you'll need to leave the big scythe thingy, and your bird has to be in a crate in the cargo hold, all of those bits of metal also need to come off and be placed in a bin as you go through the detector, is that real fur!? That's got to go too then, too much potential for some sort of bio weapon using the natural skin cells. ... ok now you may board the plane

Sweetpea · 11-17-2010, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by AdamV

i find the decision to go or not to go to a nudist resort much easier than to work or quit my job at the airport security

anyway, if I were the guard watching the scans 7 days a week, I'd say I could not even swallow dg's chickens...

Would pooh's chickens taste better?

MJK2111 · 11-17-2010, 09:05 AM

This guy has the right idea:

John Tyner, the 31-year-old software programmer from Oceanside, CA who came to national attention by his now classic defiant statement to TSA screeners at San Diego International Airport, has seen his "15 minutes of fame" extended indefinitely.

Refusing to undergo the indignity of a frisking after he opted out of an Advanced Imaging Technology (AIT) full body scanner, Tyner brought attention to himself along with possible criminal prosecution and a whopping $11,000 fine, by telling the TSA airport security agent, "If you touch my junk, I'm going to have you arrested."

kennyc · 11-17-2010, 10:07 AM

Well, he shouldn't have been carrying junk.

durkinrobinson · 11-17-2010, 10:19 AM

The patdowns have been generating a lot of discussion on Twitter and blogs. Haven't heard much about the photos. I wish people would relax. If we can get them to give us a copy, those of us who want naked photos before everything starts to droop will get them for free. And as far as patdowns go, that's the closest thing to foreplay us 41 year-old married women can get. Stop knocking it.

dsvick · 11-17-2010, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by durkinrobinson

The patdowns have been generating a lot of discussion on Twitter and blogs. Haven't heard much about the photos. I wish people would relax. If we can get them to give us a copy, those of us who want naked photos before everything starts to droop will get them for free. And as far as patdowns go, that's the closest thing to foreplay us 41 year-old married women can get. Stop knocking it.

[begin trolling]
I heard the scanners were all on the internet so you could just give them your email address and they'll can CC you on it when they post all the images on line

[end trolling]

View Poll Results: What decision will you be making for AIT scanners?
Bring on the naked photos	21	21.88%
I'll have the groper please	6	6.25%
I'll strip naked and let everyone have a look	16	16.67%
I won't fly	36	37.50%
I have to fly for business but no way are my kids going through this	8	8.33%
I don't fly	9	9.38%
Voters: 96. You may not vote on this poll

11-16-2010, 09:33 PM	#63
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	I predict significant growth in the humorous underwear industry. Last edited by Steven Lyle Jordan; 11-16-2010 at 09:36 PM.

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MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	This guy has the right idea: John Tyner, the 31-year-old software programmer from Oceanside, CA who came to national attention by his now classic defiant statement to TSA screeners at San Diego International Airport, has seen his "15 minutes of fame" extended indefinitely. Refusing to undergo the indignity of a frisking after he opted out of an Advanced Imaging Technology (AIT) full body scanner, Tyner brought attention to himself along with possible criminal prosecution and a whopping $11,000 fine, by telling the TSA airport security agent, "If you touch my junk, I'm going to have you arrested."

11-17-2010, 10:07 AM	#73
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11-17-2010, 10:19 AM	#74
durkinrobinson Lovechild Posts: 90 Karma: 100000 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Tampa Bay Device: Kindle	The patdowns have been generating a lot of discussion on Twitter and blogs. Haven't heard much about the photos. I wish people would relax. If we can get them to give us a copy, those of us who want naked photos before everything starts to droop will get them for free. And as far as patdowns go, that's the closest thing to foreplay us 41 year-old married women can get. Stop knocking it.