Silliness So what are you doing RIGHT NOW? - Page 1631

FlorenceArt · 11-12-2010, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by phenomshel

Well, apparently I was tired when I put that up last night. I just noticed reading my quote in your reply that I put "Sherlock and Holmes" instead of "Sherlock and Watson". Oh well...

Oh. I knew something was bothering me about that sentence!

kindlekitten · 11-12-2010, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phenomshel

Well, apparently I was tired when I put that up last night. I just noticed reading my quote in your reply that I put "Sherlock and Holmes" instead of "Sherlock and Watson". Oh well...

I want to jump in here and say that I am thouroughly enjoying it as well. the bits with the cell phones are brilliant! I dated a guy that is a dead ringer for Sherlock in high school.... ahhh memories!

recluse · 11-12-2010, 04:57 PM

I enjoy both Sherlock and Holmes.
It's nice how two completely odd people can find each other and work together as one.

SneakySnake · 11-12-2010, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Also, a butcher bird tried to sneak up and remove my right ear at speed (both of us).

It was awesome. Of course I'm keeping it.

You are lucky you missed most of the Magpie season. Last year one took the visor off my helmet. I have not lost blood yet, but loads of cyclists are afraid, very afraid.

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

I enjoy both Sherlock and Holmes.
It's nice how two completely odd people can find each other and work together as one.

what kind a of a name is Sherlock? Good morning recluse.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 11-12-2010, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phenomshel

Well, apparently I was tired when I put that up last night. I just noticed reading my quote in your reply that I put "Sherlock and Holmes" instead of "Sherlock and Watson". Oh well...

I guessed what you meant

Quote:

Originally Posted by kindlekitten

I dated a guy that is a dead ringer for Sherlock in high school.... ahhh memories!

He is rather good looking...

recluse · 11-12-2010, 06:59 PM

Good morning, SneakySnake!

How are you?
I am fine!
What are you doing?
I'm doing all sorts of stuff!
Frying popcorn shrimp and eating them and posting and reading and drinking coffee and all kinds of really neat stuff!
Petrush says Hi!
He's up high.
He's sitting in my lap and reading this.
What are you wearing?
I'm wearing jeans and a grey t-shirt.
And socks!
I like my socks!
They're warm and stuff.
Yes!
Sometimes, when the phone rings.
But, usually, only if the hamster explodes.
Then you gotta clean the microwave.
Cat!
You gotta cat, right?
Mr M!
He's a cat.
They tend to be.
Felines.
Not trout.
Don't know why.
It's a fish thing, I guess.
No point to licking yourself underwater.
Trout.
Not cats.
Cats lick themselves everywhere else.
Showing off.
Ever cough up a cat?
If they don't come out head first, their claws hurt.
You can lick a cat, but you're better off not swallowing one.
And they don't taste all that good, anyway.
I like kites.
Do you like kites?
I got a kite with the Jolly Green Giant on it.
It's hard to fly in the house, but I like it.
I don't remember, but Monday is Poker night.
Tuesday is day after. Weather permitting.
I tend to skip it.
Gives me gas.
I got gas today!
Bananas.
Don't have any, but you can use a turnip instead.
Just don't throw up on Mr. M!
He won't lick himself after that.
He'll start to smell.
Even more so.
Does bloke smell?
You should bleach him once in a while.
Use the big dryer.
Make him wear a helmet.
Okay, lady! I love you! Bye Bye!

SneakySnake · 11-12-2010, 07:17 PM

How much coffee did you say you had?

recluse · 11-12-2010, 09:06 PM

Less than a lot.
More than none.
Just some coffee.
Why, yes, I would love some coffee!
And maybe some more for after.
After all, there's always room for coffee.
But not the coffee table.
It's too big.
For a table for coffee.
Which is silly.
It should be big enough.
No more, no less.
Unless you want more or less.
The less said the better.
Better answer the doorbell!
Did you ever answer the door naked?
Did you ever answer the door and the other person was naked?
I don't remember ordering a naked person, but I accepted delivery anyway.
You never know when you'll need a naked person.
Unless you're already naked.
Then all you need is a mirror.
If you can't tell if you're naked, ask a stranger.
Go ring their bell and ask.
I do it sometimes.
It's nice to share.
Want some coffee?
I do.
And I will have some!
Don't mind if I do.
I won't mind if you don't.
Don't you?
Why not?
I do.
So don't mind.
A mind is a terrible thing to don't.
It gets all irritable.
Give it some coffee.
That will cheer it up!
It cheers me up!
I'm so up, I'm over.
Somewhere over the rainbow
Fruit cups fly
There's a land full of chowder
I got some in my eye.
I washed it out.
Now my eye is watching me from the sink drain.
I look taller!
That means I'm smaller than I appear from a sink drain.
Have to remember that if I try to park my carcass in the sink.
How's Mr. M?
Still think he's a trout?
Try to find out.
So there's no doubt.
Shave him bald and shake the carpet out.
Coffee?

SneakySnake · 11-12-2010, 09:07 PM

phenomshel · 11-13-2010, 01:46 AM

Ummmm...............

kindlekitten · 11-13-2010, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phenomshel

Ummmm...............

yeah, we'll get someone in to peel him off the ceiling after the crowd is gone

recluse · 11-13-2010, 02:41 AM

Nah, that's okay!
I like it up here.
I can look down your blouse and think about stuff.
You really should have safety lights in your cleavage, KK.
Maybe post a warning sign.
"Caution: Canyon Ahead."
I like the echo, though.
And the fact that I can see that your left shoe is untied.
If I throw a quarter in, do I get a wish?
How come there's a crowd?
I don't like crowds.
They got people in them.
And those dumb things that look like people.
Plants! No....
Vegetables!
Ambulatory vegetables!
Don't like them.
They scream when you steam them.
If you put salmon in your nose,
will they swim upstream and spawn in your sinuses?
Good place to keep a pet, if you ask me.
If you don't, I probably wouldn't say.
I'm stubborn that way.
This way, too.
Put your head on my forearm
Whisper in my navel, baby...
Slow dancing with the short lessons.
Never really paid off.
Kinda like dancing with Cousin It.
All I can see is hair.
And I don't know what you ladies put in your hair,
but it smells like a chemistry lab.
And I can't smoke.
That stuff is flammable!
Poof! Midget flambe!
I'm getting hungry.
Coffee break.
Someone climb up here and keep an eye on KK's cleavage for me.

kennyc · 11-13-2010, 03:24 PM

Just read this poem:

http://www.sundresspublications.com/...e/petro30.html

recluse · 11-13-2010, 03:30 PM

Dogsitting for my idiot sister.

Calls me 20 minutes before she needs me!

Her dog is a sweetheart though.

I couldn't say no.

phenomshel · 11-13-2010, 03:41 PM

Adding to the ever growing list of new releases I keep in OneNote. I'm up to August 2011. Sometime between now and February I need to figure out how to break into Ft. Knox...apparently cozy mysteries are taking off bigtime, judging from the sheer number of new releases in Feb. and March of next year.

11-12-2010, 04:57 PM	#24453
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	I enjoy both Sherlock and Holmes. It's nice how two completely odd people can find each other and work together as one.

11-12-2010, 06:59 PM	#24456
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Good morning, SneakySnake! How are you? I am fine! What are you doing? I'm doing all sorts of stuff! Frying popcorn shrimp and eating them and posting and reading and drinking coffee and all kinds of really neat stuff! Petrush says Hi! He's up high. He's sitting in my lap and reading this. What are you wearing? I'm wearing jeans and a grey t-shirt. And socks! I like my socks! They're warm and stuff. Yes! Sometimes, when the phone rings. But, usually, only if the hamster explodes. Then you gotta clean the microwave. Cat! You gotta cat, right? Mr M! He's a cat. They tend to be. Felines. Not trout. Don't know why. It's a fish thing, I guess. No point to licking yourself underwater. Trout. Not cats. Cats lick themselves everywhere else. Showing off. Ever cough up a cat? If they don't come out head first, their claws hurt. You can lick a cat, but you're better off not swallowing one. And they don't taste all that good, anyway. I like kites. Do you like kites? I got a kite with the Jolly Green Giant on it. It's hard to fly in the house, but I like it. I don't remember, but Monday is Poker night. Tuesday is day after. Weather permitting. I tend to skip it. Gives me gas. I got gas today! Bananas. Don't have any, but you can use a turnip instead. Just don't throw up on Mr. M! He won't lick himself after that. He'll start to smell. Even more so. Does bloke smell? You should bleach him once in a while. Use the big dryer. Make him wear a helmet. Okay, lady! I love you! Bye Bye!

11-12-2010, 07:17 PM	#24457
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	How much coffee did you say you had?

11-12-2010, 09:06 PM	#24458
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Less than a lot. More than none. Just some coffee. Why, yes, I would love some coffee! And maybe some more for after. After all, there's always room for coffee. But not the coffee table. It's too big. For a table for coffee. Which is silly. It should be big enough. No more, no less. Unless you want more or less. The less said the better. Better answer the doorbell! Did you ever answer the door naked? Did you ever answer the door and the other person was naked? I don't remember ordering a naked person, but I accepted delivery anyway. You never know when you'll need a naked person. Unless you're already naked. Then all you need is a mirror. If you can't tell if you're naked, ask a stranger. Go ring their bell and ask. I do it sometimes. It's nice to share. Want some coffee? I do. And I will have some! Don't mind if I do. I won't mind if you don't. Don't you? Why not? I do. So don't mind. A mind is a terrible thing to don't. It gets all irritable. Give it some coffee. That will cheer it up! It cheers me up! I'm so up, I'm over. Somewhere over the rainbow Fruit cups fly There's a land full of chowder I got some in my eye. I washed it out. Now my eye is watching me from the sink drain. I look taller! That means I'm smaller than I appear from a sink drain. Have to remember that if I try to park my carcass in the sink. How's Mr. M? Still think he's a trout? Try to find out. So there's no doubt. Shave him bald and shake the carpet out. Coffee?

11-12-2010, 09:07 PM	#24459
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis

11-13-2010, 01:46 AM	#24460
phenomshel ZCD BombShel Posts: 4,793 Karma: 8293322 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The Frozen North (aka Illinois, USA) Device: iPad, STB Kindle Oasis	Ummmm...............

11-13-2010, 02:41 AM	#24462
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Nah, that's okay! I like it up here. I can look down your blouse and think about stuff. You really should have safety lights in your cleavage, KK. Maybe post a warning sign. "Caution: Canyon Ahead." I like the echo, though. And the fact that I can see that your left shoe is untied. If I throw a quarter in, do I get a wish? How come there's a crowd? I don't like crowds. They got people in them. And those dumb things that look like people. Plants! No.... Vegetables! Ambulatory vegetables! Don't like them. They scream when you steam them. If you put salmon in your nose, will they swim upstream and spawn in your sinuses? Good place to keep a pet, if you ask me. If you don't, I probably wouldn't say. I'm stubborn that way. This way, too. Put your head on my forearm Whisper in my navel, baby... Slow dancing with the short lessons. Never really paid off. Kinda like dancing with Cousin It. All I can see is hair. And I don't know what you ladies put in your hair, but it smells like a chemistry lab. And I can't smoke. That stuff is flammable! Poof! Midget flambe! I'm getting hungry. Coffee break. Someone climb up here and keep an eye on KK's cleavage for me.

11-13-2010, 03:24 PM	#24463
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,922 Karma: 119747553 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2 & PW, Onyx Boox Go6	Just read this poem: http://www.sundresspublications.com/...e/petro30.html

11-13-2010, 03:30 PM	#24464
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Dogsitting for my idiot sister. Calls me 20 minutes before she needs me! Her dog is a sweetheart though. I couldn't say no.

11-13-2010, 03:41 PM	#24465
phenomshel ZCD BombShel Posts: 4,793 Karma: 8293322 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The Frozen North (aka Illinois, USA) Device: iPad, STB Kindle Oasis	Adding to the ever growing list of new releases I keep in OneNote. I'm up to August 2011. Sometime between now and February I need to figure out how to break into Ft. Knox...apparently cozy mysteries are taking off bigtime, judging from the sheer number of new releases in Feb. and March of next year.