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Under the Covers · 11-10-2010, 10:50 PM

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...

7) It comes in 2 cute containers.

He got an A.

kennyc · 11-11-2010, 07:14 AM

ShortNCuddlyAm · 11-11-2010, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennyc

kennyc · 11-11-2010, 08:28 AM

Thought you might like that one.

Stitchawl · 11-11-2010, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennyc

Love it!

Stitchawl

yvanleterrible · 11-11-2010, 06:01 PM

Brilliant!

desertgrandma · 11-11-2010, 06:13 PM

I kid you not.......today at the mall, we saw this bumper sticker.....thought I'd pee my pants laughing.......

kennyc · 11-11-2010, 06:23 PM

You've see the one that says

If you're on my ass
you better be a hemorrhoid.

desertgrandma · 11-11-2010, 11:01 PM

Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener Pastures.
In the process, we end up in trouble...
And when you find yourself in trouble and you're stuck in a
situation that you can't get out of, there is one thing you should
Always remember...
Not everyone who shows up...
Is there to help you!!

desertgrandma · 11-11-2010, 11:02 PM

Not everyone there is to help you.....

SneakySnake · 11-12-2010, 02:01 AM

The children were discussing the topic 'getting into heaven'. Someone asked "What part of your body do you think gets into heaven first?"

The little girl answered "I think your hands" as she demonstrated with hands in prayer and pushed her praying hands towards the sky.

The little boy answered "I think your feet would go to heaven first"

"Why your feet?" The others asked.

Spoiler:

kennyc · 11-12-2010, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SneakySnake

The children were discussing the topic 'getting into heaven'. Someone asked "What part of your body do you think gets into heaven first?"

The little girl answered "I think your hands" as she demonstrated with hands in prayer and pushed her praying hands towards the sky.

The little boy answered "I think your feet would go to heaven first"

"Why your feet?" The others asked.

Spoiler:

.

Lycoming · 11-12-2010, 06:41 AM

Each day a English college professor starts his class off with a dirty joke,
usually derogatory towards women. One day all the women in the class decide
that the next time he does it, they're just going to get up and leave the
class, in protest, without saying anything. A male student overhears them
planning this, and notifies the teacher. The professor opens the next class
with, "Did you hear about the shortage of whores in Russia?" And sure enough
all the females get up and hurry to the door to leave.

The professor shouts,
"Wait! The boat doesn't leave 'till Monday!"

Lycoming · 11-12-2010, 06:44 AM

A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder On Michael Jackson’s Death…

This is quite touching.
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Deep stuff, huh?
I nearly cried when he said, “. .. . . . .. .. … .. … . . …. ….”

Nexutix · 11-12-2010, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycoming

Each day a English college professor starts his class off with a dirty joke,
usually derogatory towards women. One day all the women in the class decide
that the next time he does it, they're just going to get up and leave the
class, in protest, without saying anything. A male student overhears them
planning this, and notifies the teacher. The professor opens the next class
with, "Did you hear about the shortage of whores in Russia?" And sure enough
all the females get up and hurry to the door to leave.

The professor shouts,
"Wait! The boat doesn't leave 'till Monday!"

AHAHAHA

11-11-2010, 06:13 PM	#2032
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	I kid you not.......today at the mall, we saw this bumper sticker.....thought I'd pee my pants laughing....... Attached Thumbnails

11-11-2010, 06:23 PM	#2033
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,909 Karma: 119230421 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire	You've see the one that says If you're on my ass you better be a hemorrhoid. Last edited by kennyc; 11-11-2010 at 06:46 PM.

11-11-2010, 11:01 PM	#2034
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener Pastures. In the process, we end up in trouble... And when you find yourself in trouble and you're stuck in a situation that you can't get out of, there is one thing you should Always remember... Not everyone who shows up... Is there to help you!! Attached Thumbnails

11-11-2010, 11:02 PM	#2035
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	part 2 Not everyone there is to help you..... Attached Thumbnails

11-12-2010, 02:01 AM	#2036
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	The children were discussing the topic 'getting into heaven'. Someone asked "What part of your body do you think gets into heaven first?" The little girl answered "I think your hands" as she demonstrated with hands in prayer and pushed her praying hands towards the sky. The little boy answered "I think your feet would go to heaven first" "Why your feet?" The others asked. Spoiler: "Well because last week mum was lying on the bed with her feet in the air yelling "Lordy Lordy I'm coming I'm coming". We would have lost her too! Lucky dad was holding her down."

11-10-2010, 10:50 PM	#2026
Under the Covers Night Reader Posts: 127 Karma: 4314 Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rocky Mountains (US) Device: Sony PRS-650	Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed. And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote... 7) It comes in 2 cute containers. He got an A.

11-11-2010, 07:14 AM	#2027
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,909 Karma: 119230421 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire

11-11-2010, 08:28 AM	#2029
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,909 Karma: 119230421 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire	Thought you might like that one.

11-11-2010, 06:01 PM	#2031
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	Brilliant!

11-12-2010, 06:41 AM	#2038
Lycoming Capt Chaos II Posts: 483 Karma: 33043007 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cornwall, UK Device: iPad2	Each day a English college professor starts his class off with a dirty joke, usually derogatory towards women. One day all the women in the class decide that the next time he does it, they're just going to get up and leave the class, in protest, without saying anything. A male student overhears them planning this, and notifies the teacher. The professor opens the next class with, "Did you hear about the shortage of whores in Russia?" And sure enough all the females get up and hurry to the door to leave. The professor shouts, "Wait! The boat doesn't leave 'till Monday!"

11-12-2010, 06:44 AM	#2039
Lycoming Capt Chaos II Posts: 483 Karma: 33043007 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cornwall, UK Device: iPad2	A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder On Michael Jackson’s Death… This is quite touching. ……. .. … … .. ….. .. . . … . . . . . .. . .. …. .. .. . … . . … … .. … … … …. …. …… … … … …. ….. .. . .. . . … .. . . . .. … . …. … …. …. … …… …. …. …. ….. ….. ….. .. . . …. …. . .. . . . .. . .. . … ……. … … … .. … ……. … .. …. … … ….. …. . .. .. . .. …. .. . . . . . .. .. … .. .. …. .. … … ……. …… ….. Deep stuff, huh? I nearly cried when he said, “. .. . . . .. .. … .. … . . …. ….”

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