Rectum? It nearly killed 'im! - Page 4

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 03:14 PM

Dear Santa,

Thank you for the lovely gift. However....

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 03:17 PM

(sound of muffled mouse voice singing)

M - I - C - K - E - Y
M - O - U - S - E

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 03:19 PM

Grampa is getting senile. First he lost his glasses, but now ...

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 03:22 PM

I was sitting on the chair, minding my own business, when a shadow moved over me. Suddenly everything went black...

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 03:24 PM

That's the last time I ask Scratchy for a shortcut to avoid rush hour traffic.

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 03:26 PM

Spellchecker changed "bungalow" to "bunghole" and now I'm stuck with this as my vacation home.

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 03:27 PM

Quick! Someone shove a cat up my a$$!

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 03:29 PM

His mother bought 15 copies of the newspaper when this story ran.

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 03:31 PM

He is gonna have a Christmas letter that nobody will ignore.

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 03:33 PM

He needs Preparation H (I, J, K, and L)

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 03:40 PM

These E-Ticket restrictions get tougher every year.

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 03:43 PM

He had to get creative after learning that the pharmacy was out of both Imodium and corks.

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 03:46 PM

Some magicians settle for pulling rabbits out of hats, but The Amazing Sphincter wanted to be different.

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 03:48 PM

I don't call it a "fetish". I prefer "happy accident".

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 03:51 PM

A week and a half after Halloween, and the scavenger hunt is still going strong.

11-10-2010, 03:46 PM	#58
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Some magicians settle for pulling rabbits out of hats, but The Amazing Sphincter wanted to be different. Last edited by DixieGal; 11-10-2010 at 03:49 PM.

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11-10-2010, 03:14 PM	#46
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Dear Santa, Thank you for the lovely gift. However....

11-10-2010, 03:17 PM	#47
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	(sound of muffled mouse voice singing) M - I - C - K - E - Y M - O - U - S - E

11-10-2010, 03:19 PM	#48
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Grampa is getting senile. First he lost his glasses, but now ...

11-10-2010, 03:22 PM	#49
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	I was sitting on the chair, minding my own business, when a shadow moved over me. Suddenly everything went black...

11-10-2010, 03:24 PM	#50
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	That's the last time I ask Scratchy for a shortcut to avoid rush hour traffic.

11-10-2010, 03:26 PM	#51
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Spellchecker changed "bungalow" to "bunghole" and now I'm stuck with this as my vacation home.

11-10-2010, 03:27 PM	#52
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Quick! Someone shove a cat up my a$$!

11-10-2010, 03:29 PM	#53
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	His mother bought 15 copies of the newspaper when this story ran.

11-10-2010, 03:31 PM	#54
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	He is gonna have a Christmas letter that nobody will ignore.

11-10-2010, 03:33 PM	#55
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	He needs Preparation H (I, J, K, and L)

11-10-2010, 03:40 PM	#56
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	These E-Ticket restrictions get tougher every year.

11-10-2010, 03:43 PM	#57
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	He had to get creative after learning that the pharmacy was out of both Imodium and corks.

11-10-2010, 03:48 PM	#59
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	I don't call it a "fetish". I prefer "happy accident".

11-10-2010, 03:51 PM	#60
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	A week and a half after Halloween, and the scavenger hunt is still going strong.