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Old 11-09-2010, 07:03 PM   #361
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Look in the dictionary under "evil" and you will find Pooh's picture. With annotations.



I have a better idea. "Shorty Grandma's Chicken Emporium Cafe"
Sounds good - gotta do something with all those protected chickens - and if they're already eaten, then no-one can harm them (any more, anyway)
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:06 PM   #362
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[begins writing 5 alternative endings to the mystery - so that no matter who guesses the murderer's identity - they'll be wrong! muahahahahahahahahaha]
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:06 PM   #363
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You are BOTH SO disqualified!
Uh.......Pooh? We didn't mean it, honest. We're just so exhausted from trying to figure out that amazingly clever story you posted we're a little delirious.....


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Old 11-09-2010, 07:09 PM   #364
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[begins writing 5 alternative endings to the mystery - so that no matter who guesses the murderer's identity - they'll be wrong! muahahahahahahahahaha]
'sigh.
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:10 PM   #365
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[oh damn! now I've accidentally locked myself inside the safe! *scratch* *scratch* hello! hellllooooo! HELLOOOOOOOO! Anybody out there?
The timer mechanism won't open until the day the answer is revealed!]
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:11 PM   #366
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[oh damn! now I've accidentally locked myself inside the safe! *scratch* *scratch* hello! hellllooooo! HELLOOOOOOOO! Anybody out there?
The timer mechanism won't open until the day the answer is revealed!]


Given you're not even skin and bones, you don't need to worry about starving in there... now what to do with the key
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:14 PM   #367
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:17 PM   #368
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:34 PM   #369
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OK - I'm going to have to trust you guys with the combination to the safe. You won't tell anyone, will you? Or steal the answer? Nah! Not you nice folk!

OK - here's the combination:
1. Take dg's social security number
2. Subtract Shorty's GPS location coordinates
3. Multiply by Recluse's Kindle's serial number
4. Round the resulting number down.

That's the first number in the combination - when you have it let me know and I'll tell you the second number!

[*ring* *ring* hello Domino's? I'd like to order a large thin crust cheese pizza with earthworms and beetles. Yes, for delivery. And a large diet Coke.]
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:37 PM   #370
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OK - I'm going to have to trust you guys with the combination to the safe. You won't tell anyone, will you? Or steal the answer? Nah! Not you nice folk!

OK - here's the combination:
1. Take dg's social security number
2. Subtract Shorty's GPS location coordinates
3. Multiply by Recluse's Kindle's serial number
4. Round the resulting number down.

That's the first number in the combination - when you have it let me know and I'll tell you the second number!

[*ring* *ring* hello Domino's? I'd like to order a large thin crust cheese pizza with earthworms and beetles. Yes, for delivery. And a large diet Coke.]
You can trust us
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:37 PM   #371
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Given you're not even skin and bones, you don't need to worry about starving in there... now what to do with the key
Give me that key! How could leave the poor fella in there?

*smack* *runs off with key*

I'll save you pooh!
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:38 PM   #372
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Give me that key! How could leave the poor fella in there?

*smack* *runs off with key*

I'll save you pooh!
There will be a reward for my rescue! [I'll share my pizza!]
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:38 PM   #373
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Give me that key! How could leave the poor fella in there?

*smack* *runs off with key*

I'll save you pooh!
It would only have been for a day!
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:39 PM   #374
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[*ring* *ring* hello Domino's? I'd like to order a large thin crust cheese pizza with earthworms and beetles. Yes, for delivery. And a large diet Coke.]
Since you have your phone, could you just text me the combo?

If anyone could be trusted, it would be a kindly grandma......
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:41 PM   #375
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I hope you ordered half with mice. Beetles and earthworms are not enough!

I'm coming to get you now. Otherwise how will you be able to attend the big BBQ pool party at my house?
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