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Old 11-07-2010, 08:57 PM   #24346
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Old 11-07-2010, 09:35 PM   #24347
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Everyone knows that "boneless" chicken wings aren't really "wings" right?

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Old 11-07-2010, 09:38 PM   #24348
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And buffalo still don't have wings of any sort, but we can still get them at restaurants.
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:32 PM   #24349
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Technically, if you beat a live chicken to death with a sock filled with sand, the end result, when cooked, is pretty much boneless.

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Old 11-07-2010, 11:00 PM   #24350
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Sorry, these ceremonies are very private! Because of the sacrifices, you know.
Maybe you could invite kenny after all

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We actually DO have a "virgin sacrifice" ceremony at our annual retreat. You don't wanna know...
I must be the only one left! I do not volunteer either.

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And buffalo still don't have wings of any sort, but we can still get them at restaurants.
There used to be a bloke in the NT who sold pygmy buffalo horns to the tourists. I think they were made out of Crows claws.
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Old 11-07-2010, 11:13 PM   #24351
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I must be the only one left! I do not volunteer either.
The virgins are actually "retreat virgins," i.e. guild members who haven't been to one of our retreats before. And they only have to sacrifice a little bit of dignity, because we're a wild and crazy coven guild. I wish you COULD come -- I have a feeling you'd fit right in with us! (And I mean that in a totally good way, because I love my guild friends.)
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Old 11-08-2010, 12:10 AM   #24352
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As long as I don't have to sacrifice my virginity! I would love to come. I may be too naughty for you though!
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Old 11-08-2010, 12:33 AM   #24353
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What am I doing right now?

I cannot stop laughing at this headline.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/812...s-to-buy-urine

Shades of ancient Rome?

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Old 11-08-2010, 12:46 AM   #24354
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Hmm... I'd love to be paid to pee! I do it every day, even on days I don't go to my regular job. This could be a good thing....
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Old 11-08-2010, 02:06 AM   #24355
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On someone, or just peeing in general?

I understand that you can make good money doing the former.

Or was it being peed on? Either way, it's an honest living.

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Old 11-08-2010, 07:41 AM   #24356
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I cannot stop laughing at this headline.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/812...s-to-buy-urine

Shades of ancient Rome?

This is hilarious, because it fits right in with what I was just discussing about my spinning guild! The context in which the guild member's husband dubbed us a "coven" was when he was showing her a Roman urine receptacle in which guests were expected to pee so the urine could be used for dyeing. I commented then that I thought I should set one of those up at our next retreat, because urine has long been used in the making of indigo dye. We don't use it now, but, hey, we could!
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Old 11-08-2010, 07:43 AM   #24357
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Old 11-08-2010, 06:20 PM   #24358
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OMG! I just put my Sony 700 in the mail to Sony for the trade-in recycling eCoupon for $75, so I can upgrade to the 650! I miss it already! I've tried to do some reading from my computer. Soooo NOT the same!
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Old 11-08-2010, 06:22 PM   #24359
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OMG! I just put my Sony 700 in the mail to Sony for the trade-in recycling eCoupon for $75, so I can upgrade to the 650! I miss it already! I've tried to do some reading from my computer. Soooo NOT the same!
I can hardly blame you. The new readers are very nice and no upgrade is ever gong to come for the PRS-700.
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Old 11-08-2010, 06:30 PM   #24360
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Isn't moving from the 700 to the 650 a downgrade of 50? Or is my math off?

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