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			I was trying for nonconformist. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	But, if you insist, no pants Fridays. Underwear optional.  
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			I thought I'd heard your name during roll-call.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 
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			I won't dance, why should I?
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Because no one ever asks to dance with you! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Have you considered using Listerine? ![]() A little Right Guard for those pits?  
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			Theres a "clique"?? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Kenny's just jealous because you look better in a prom dress, Am. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Although he is a better dancer with that new teflon hip.  
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			Each member of the Illuminati has a secret mission of their own to perform. Mine's so secret, even I don't know what it is. There was some mention of dimmer switches and light bulbs at the briefing, however. Or was that something about one bulb being of lesser wattage? I remember there was something about a bunch of bulbs that came up in connection with my name.
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			I think that was dim bulbs Tom.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 
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			Yeah! That was it. I remember now. Their exact words were, "He's not the brightest bulb in the bunch!" I assumed it was some kind of special Illuminati code language that I'd pick up on sometime later down the line, so I just smiled and winked knowingly. I didn't want them to think I was some kind of idiot!
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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