The Vent and Rant Thread - Page 837

kindlekitten · 10-22-2010, 03:48 PM

are your eyes actually yellow? has a human checked in on you recently? you need to be consuming water and/or gatorade. actually you need to get to a Doc. you are seriously ill

recluse · 10-22-2010, 05:04 PM

Silly question.
Everything looks yellow.
Including my eyeballs.
And I ain't going to no doctor.
Even if he is human.
Can't drive like this.
Anyway he's just gonna give me the sucky antibiotics.
Give me awful stomach pains.
I just megadose the vitamin C and wait.
Nothing to worry about.
Happens every couple of years.

SneakySnake · 10-22-2010, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

Is counterattacking an attack an attack against the attacker?
Or is it just tactless?
What if the attack involves tacks?
Can you counterattack a tack attack?
Can you counterattack a tack attack with tacks?
Is it good tactics or just tacky?
How many tacks can an attacker tack if an attacker could tack tacks?
How about Tic Tacs?
A Tic Tac attack would be a new tack.
Tic Tac attack counterattacked with Tic Tacs.
What about Tic Tac Toe attacks.
You need different tactics to counterattack a Tic Tac Toe attack.
Which would be a Tic Tac Toe counterattack.
What about bric a brac attacks?
Attack with slacks?
Fanny packs?
Tire jacks?
Bernie Mac?
Roberta Flack?
Are sidewalk cracks considered attacks?
So many tacks, so few facts.
I should fax a request for facts on all the tacks taken in attacks to learn the tactics of counterattacks.
A fax attack.
And that's a fact, Jack.

What about the stacks of slacks on racks? dr seuss?

kindlekitten · 10-22-2010, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

Silly question.
Everything looks yellow.
Including my eyeballs.
And I ain't going to no doctor.
Even if he is human.
Can't drive like this.
Anyway he's just gonna give me the sucky antibiotics.
Give me awful stomach pains.
I just megadose the vitamin C and wait.
Nothing to worry about.
Happens every couple of years.

I think you are being foolish

there are times when antibiotics are appropriate

kennyc · 10-22-2010, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SneakySnake

What about the stacks of slacks on racks? dr seuss?

That's Dr. Recluse to you!

recluse · 10-22-2010, 08:48 PM

1) I ain't Foolish. I'm Polish.
2) Antibiotics aren't supposed to hurt. And your doctor should be able to pronounce antibiotics. Mine can't pronounce my first name.
3) I still can't drive. I can't see the yellow "Floor it" light. I could be injured!
4) out of 5. 2 to 1 morning line 9 out of 10 dentists who chew gum spit it out into the mouths of sedated patients who don't.
8) If your my mom, I'm gonna go to jail for what I've been thinking about you lately. Of course, I can blame the fever and the half bottle of NyQuil I drank.
I'll be fine by tomorrow or Thursday.

kennyc · 10-22-2010, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

...
I'll be fine by tomorrow or Thursday.

Hope so. Get better.

recluse · 10-22-2010, 09:12 PM

Thanks, buddy.

I've been getting this since I was a baby.
Some kinda upper chest infection.
I just gotta break the fever.
Gonna take a cold shower.
Open your window so you can hear me scream.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 10-22-2010, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

Thanks, buddy.

I've been getting this since I was a baby.
Some kinda upper chest infection.
I just gotta break the fever.
Gonna take a cold shower.
Open your window so you can hear me scream.

Is that what woke me up?!

Hope it clears soon

recluse · 10-22-2010, 09:56 PM

Sorry, Am!

I thought I was pointing west when I screamed.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 10-22-2010, 09:56 PM

I'll forgive you, Jon - you've got a fever and that can upset one's sense of direction

kindlekitten · 10-23-2010, 02:21 AM

I think you are being foolish.

recluse · 10-23-2010, 03:04 AM

Well, I think you're the reason why little Norman crossdresses and plays with cutlery in the bathroom.

Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger.
Whatever does kill me will keep me from hearing "I told you so!"

It's what you call a "win/win" situation.

I'm gonna go to bed now and talk to the little men in my sock drawer.

SneakySnake · 10-23-2010, 03:05 AM

nighty night recluse!

hope you feel better after a snooze.

Keep on the vitamin C until it gives you the runs.

kennyc · 10-23-2010, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennyc

Yes, everything still working fine. I'm off work today an have been on-line since about 3 A.M. no issues!

(the existing one is the original - revA)

I'll check the rev on the one in the sack...

yep B1...

Everything working just fine still this morning.... sheesh!

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10-22-2010, 03:48 PM	#12541
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	are your eyes actually yellow? has a human checked in on you recently? you need to be consuming water and/or gatorade. actually you need to get to a Doc. you are seriously ill

10-22-2010, 05:04 PM	#12542
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Silly question. Everything looks yellow. Including my eyeballs. And I ain't going to no doctor. Even if he is human. Can't drive like this. Anyway he's just gonna give me the sucky antibiotics. Give me awful stomach pains. I just megadose the vitamin C and wait. Nothing to worry about. Happens every couple of years.

10-22-2010, 08:48 PM	#12546
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	1) I ain't Foolish. I'm Polish. 2) Antibiotics aren't supposed to hurt. And your doctor should be able to pronounce antibiotics. Mine can't pronounce my first name. 3) I still can't drive. I can't see the yellow "Floor it" light. I could be injured! 4) out of 5. 2 to 1 morning line 9 out of 10 dentists who chew gum spit it out into the mouths of sedated patients who don't. 8) If your my mom, I'm gonna go to jail for what I've been thinking about you lately. Of course, I can blame the fever and the half bottle of NyQuil I drank. I'll be fine by tomorrow or Thursday.

10-22-2010, 09:12 PM	#12548
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Thanks, buddy. I've been getting this since I was a baby. Some kinda upper chest infection. I just gotta break the fever. Gonna take a cold shower. Open your window so you can hear me scream.

10-22-2010, 09:56 PM	#12550
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Sorry, Am! I thought I was pointing west when I screamed.

10-22-2010, 09:56 PM	#12551
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	I'll forgive you, Jon - you've got a fever and that can upset one's sense of direction

10-23-2010, 02:21 AM	#12552
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	I think you are being foolish.

10-23-2010, 03:04 AM	#12553
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Well, I think you're the reason why little Norman crossdresses and plays with cutlery in the bathroom. Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Whatever does kill me will keep me from hearing "I told you so!" It's what you call a "win/win" situation. I'm gonna go to bed now and talk to the little men in my sock drawer.

10-23-2010, 03:05 AM	#12554
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	nighty night recluse! hope you feel better after a snooze. Keep on the vitamin C until it gives you the runs.