Silliness Corrupt-A-Topic (anymore off-topic and it would be on-topic) - Page 276

pshrynk · 09-30-2010, 04:38 PM

recluse · 09-30-2010, 05:14 PM

It ain't the Apocalypse until they start posting racy photos of gerbils wrapped in electrical tape.

Or Octamom gets the Nobel for genetics.

GeoffC · 10-01-2010, 06:53 AM

:shudders:

Javed · 10-08-2010, 12:02 AM

Anthony’s Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bell’s Theorem:
As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring.

Breda’s Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Cannon’s Karmic Law:
If you use the excuse that you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will actually have a flat tire.

Kovac’s Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

O’brien’s Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Owen’s Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Rubys Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in a situation where you do not want to be seen by anybody.

Willoughby’s Law:
When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine doesn’t work, it will.

Wooly’s law:
When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by.

Zadra’s Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reachability of the area.

recluse · 10-09-2010, 12:10 AM

I once garroted an elf.
Not that I have anything against the pointy eared little nerbils, you understand.
I really wanted to strangle a smurf.
I don't know how the blue fugnuts found out, but I never saw one.
So I garroted an elf.
It was kinda fun.
It did turn sorta blue towards the end.
Gotta take what you can get sometimes, I suppose.
Maybe I'll get a smurf this year.
High hopes for that.
But, just in case, I've got a list of alternatives.
Fairy princess.
Power Ranger. The pink one.
"Twilight" mascara morons.
Harry Potter. Twice.
Anything under 4' tall, for variety.
Little snots ain't gonna get away with ringing my doorbell on Halloween this year.
It's my candy.
And rules are rules.
Trick OR Treat, right?
Maybe I'll just go for the parents.
I do put up a sign.
"Touch my doorbell with your digit,
and I'll string up your costumed midget."
Fair warning, you know.
Completely legal.
It's trespassing.
Beggary.
Extortion.
Won't put up with it.
Just wanna watch the Vincent Price movie marathon.
Have a little liquor drink to cut the phlegm.
Not my job to feed other peoples genetic runoff.
Nope.
I really wanna strangle a smurf.
I garroted an elf once, though.

GeoffC · 10-09-2010, 06:18 AM

poetic prose

Dylrob · 10-11-2010, 01:02 AM

I really hate it when I know I have to get up early. Getting any sleep is impossible.

MrPLD · 10-11-2010, 06:48 AM

I need to make my webcam more racy... instead of assembling electronics in front of it perhaps I should start disassembling ... "things" ... mmmm

GeoffC · 10-11-2010, 06:50 AM

:eeks:

Sweetpea · 10-11-2010, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

I really hate it when I know I have to get up early. Getting any sleep is impossible.

Try to sleep with two cats on the bed... Especially the red one tends to keep pushing me out of the bed. Or he'll sleep right next to my head...

kennyc · 10-11-2010, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

Try to sleep with two cats on the bed... Especially the red one tends to keep pushing me out of the bed. Or he'll sleep right next to my head...

Yeah, my cats and I had to come to an "agreement" about that sort of behavior.

Sweetpea · 10-11-2010, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennyc

Yeah, my cats and I had to come to an "agreement" about that sort of behavior.

I have too... It's called a closed bedroom door! Sadly, the husband often ignores that agreement. They'll not push him out of the bed...

poohbear_nc · 10-11-2010, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

I have too... It's called a closed bedroom door! Sadly, the husband often ignores that agreement. They'll not push him out of the bed...

The closed door is often my only defense against being woken up at 4 am by alert hungry cats who want to share quality time with me. But then I feel guilty when I open the door and all 3 are leaning against it and tumble in squealing like kittens!

GeoffC · 10-11-2010, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennyc

Yeah, my cats and I had to come to an "agreement" about that sort of behavior.

so did we and ours - we lost ....

astra · 10-11-2010, 09:48 AM

I have got one cat in my bed.
Enough is enough.

09-30-2010, 04:38 PM	#4126
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Signs of the Apocalypse.

10-08-2010, 12:02 AM	#4129
Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	Modern Laws Anthony’s Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Bell’s Theorem: As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring. Breda’s Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. Cannon’s Karmic Law: If you use the excuse that you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will actually have a flat tire. Kovac’s Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. O’brien’s Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Owen’s Law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Rubys Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in a situation where you do not want to be seen by anybody. Willoughby’s Law: When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine doesn’t work, it will. Wooly’s law: When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by. Zadra’s Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reachability of the area.

10-09-2010, 12:10 AM	#4130
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	I once garroted an elf. Not that I have anything against the pointy eared little nerbils, you understand. I really wanted to strangle a smurf. I don't know how the blue fugnuts found out, but I never saw one. So I garroted an elf. It was kinda fun. It did turn sorta blue towards the end. Gotta take what you can get sometimes, I suppose. Maybe I'll get a smurf this year. High hopes for that. But, just in case, I've got a list of alternatives. Fairy princess. Power Ranger. The pink one. "Twilight" mascara morons. Harry Potter. Twice. Anything under 4' tall, for variety. Little snots ain't gonna get away with ringing my doorbell on Halloween this year. It's my candy. And rules are rules. Trick OR Treat, right? Maybe I'll just go for the parents. I do put up a sign. "Touch my doorbell with your digit, and I'll string up your costumed midget." Fair warning, you know. Completely legal. It's trespassing. Beggary. Extortion. Won't put up with it. Just wanna watch the Vincent Price movie marathon. Have a little liquor drink to cut the phlegm. Not my job to feed other peoples genetic runoff. Nope. I really wanna strangle a smurf. I garroted an elf once, though. Last edited by recluse; 10-09-2010 at 01:38 PM.

10-11-2010, 01:02 AM	#4132
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	I really hate it when I know I have to get up early. Getting any sleep is impossible. Last edited by Dylrob; 10-11-2010 at 01:05 AM.

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recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	It ain't the Apocalypse until they start posting racy photos of gerbils wrapped in electrical tape. Or Octamom gets the Nobel for genetics.

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