Silliness Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day - Page 120

doreenjoy · 10-03-2010, 08:49 AM

doreenjoy · 10-03-2010, 08:51 AM

Whistler's Mother-in-Law:

doreenjoy · 10-03-2010, 08:53 AM

roger the rabbit · 10-04-2010, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by doreenjoy

/OR

Trust God to move your mountain!

But

Keep on digging!

SameOldStory · 10-04-2010, 09:07 PM

Aardvark: 1. Aan aanimal thaat resembles the aanteater.

Abscond: To move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test.

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery.

Account: The husband of a countess.

Accrue: People who work on a ship.

Acquarium: House of gill repute.

Acupuncture: Waiting for a cure on pins and needles.

Administratium: One of the heaviest elements known to man.

Adolescent: A teenager who acts like a baby when you don’t treat him like an adult.

Adult: One who has stopped growing on the top and bottom but not in the middle.

Afterbirth: When the hard part begins.

Airplane: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-year-old to eat strained beets.

All: (Southern) A petroleum-based lubricant.

American: One who gets mad when a foreigner curses the institutions he curses.

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again.

Aromatic: A rapid-firing crossbow.

Asymmetry: Where you bury dead people.

Atomic Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

yvanleterrible · 10-05-2010, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by SameOldStory

Aardvark: 1. Aan aanimal thaat resembles the aanteater.

Abscond: To move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test.

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery.

Account: The husband of a countess.

Accrue: People who work on a ship.

Acquarium: House of gill repute.

Acupuncture: Waiting for a cure on pins and needles.

Administratium: One of the heaviest elements known to man.

Adolescent: A teenager who acts like a baby when you don’t treat him like an adult.

Adult: One who has stopped growing on the top and bottom but not in the middle.

Afterbirth: When the hard part begins.

Airplane: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-year-old to eat strained beets.

All: (Southern) A petroleum-based lubricant.

American: One who gets mad when a foreigner curses the institutions he curses.

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again.

Aromatic: A rapid-firing crossbow.

Asymmetry: Where you bury dead people.

Atomic Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Brilliant!

Looking forward in this setup for the rest of the dictionary!

desertgrandma · 10-05-2010, 01:31 PM

Six Truths in Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face ..

I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.

poohbear_nc · 10-05-2010, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Six Truths in Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face ..

I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.

Not only did I try it - people saw me doing it!

Move over dg - need more room - company's coming!

desertgrandma · 10-05-2010, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Not only did I try it - people saw me doing it!

Move over dg - need more room - company's coming!

Yeah, but did you do it multiple times to make sure you were doing it right before you read the rest???

poohbear_nc · 10-05-2010, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Yeah, but did you do it multiple times to make sure you were doing it right before you read the rest???

Nah - I kept reading as my head tilted up! So I ended up staring at the ceiling, tongue out, stupid look on my face.

SameOldStory · 10-05-2010, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Brilliant!

Looking forward in this setup for the rest of the dictionary!

I just picked out the "a" words that I liked from this list > Daffynition: Definition for a Humourist

Thanks, and enjoy.

kennyc · 10-05-2010, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Six Truths in Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face ..

I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.

DYDGM!

badgoodDeb · 10-05-2010, 03:28 PM

I managed to refrain from actually sticking my tongue out and trying it. Couldn't see any reason why it would be hard to do!

kennyc · 10-05-2010, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

I managed to refrain from actually sticking my tongue out and trying it. Couldn't see any reason why it would be hard to do!

Ah, but you don't know, do you?

I do.

desertgrandma · 10-05-2010, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by kennyc

Ah, but you don't know, do you?

I do.

I feel so much better...wait.

Wasn't there a post somewhere by someone who claimed we had really intelligent people here?

'snort!

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SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Aardvark: 1. Aan aanimal thaat resembles the aanteater. Abscond: To move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another. Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test. Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery. Account: The husband of a countess. Accrue: People who work on a ship. Acquarium: House of gill repute. Acupuncture: Waiting for a cure on pins and needles. Administratium: One of the heaviest elements known to man. Adolescent: A teenager who acts like a baby when you don’t treat him like an adult. Adult: One who has stopped growing on the top and bottom but not in the middle. Afterbirth: When the hard part begins. Airplane: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-year-old to eat strained beets. All: (Southern) A petroleum-based lubricant. American: One who gets mad when a foreigner curses the institutions he curses. Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. Aromatic: A rapid-firing crossbow. Asymmetry: Where you bury dead people. Atomic Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

10-05-2010, 01:31 PM	#1792
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	Six Truths in Life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility. 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3. And discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face .. I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.

10-05-2010, 03:28 PM	#1798
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,553 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	I managed to refrain from actually sticking my tongue out and trying it. Couldn't see any reason why it would be hard to do!