Silliness Is chicken soup an abomination? - Page 39

poohbear_nc · 10-04-2010, 07:31 PM

Wait! Remember - you're having dinner with April! And maybe even a sleep-over - with snacks!

SameOldStory · 10-04-2010, 10:25 PM

Oh, yeah. April. Snacks.

April Snacks.

Eat Snacks.

Got it.

Do I hear a phone ringing?

DO I HEAR A PHONE RINING?

Poohbear. Do you have a phone?

poohbear_nc · 10-05-2010, 08:22 AM

Errrr .... no ... the phone company hasn't extended into the Hundred Acre Woods yet. We send notes in bottles when it rains and floods the woods. Much quieter than phones.

SameOldStory · 10-05-2010, 09:16 AM

That sounds nice. I need a lot of nice and quiet.

I've thought it over, Poohbear, and have decided to take you up on your offer to move in with you and Rabbit.

poohbear_nc · 10-05-2010, 09:24 AM

Well - Rabbit does have a metal detector on his door - you know terrorists could be infiltrating the Hundred Acre Woods! And he's a pure vegetarian! Only eats what grows in his garden! Hungry for some sprouts?

SameOldStory · 10-05-2010, 09:56 AM

Are the little spouts honey coated?

Bet they would go real good with the lady fingers.

Yeah, the lady fingers were so good I got more. You and I can share.

poohbear_nc · 10-05-2010, 10:00 AM

[I don't know which is more disturbing - that photo or that it is from martha stewart]

SameOldStory · 10-05-2010, 01:24 PM

Not much is going to be left of Martha Stewart soon.

HMMM. Who's next.

OK, this one has to go!

He's giving me the toe !!!

poohbear_nc · 10-05-2010, 01:55 PM

why don't you move in with martha stewart? you seem to have SO much in common!

SameOldStory · 10-05-2010, 02:56 PM

WOW!!!!!

MarthaStewart.com - 2389 results for: chicken

Poohbear, you were one smart chicken. I'm sure gonna miss you.

I wonder if she has any recipes for rabbit.

Not much. Only 86. I'll just stick to chicken.

Say, Poohbear. Just out of curiosity. Do you keep a Christmas card list of all your relatives in your computer?

poohbear_nc · 10-05-2010, 03:08 PM

Why yes I do - encrypted of course. We chickens are VERY security conscious. You can send all the cards to me - I'll be happy to forward them. How thoughtful you are - must be Martha's influence!

SameOldStory · 10-05-2010, 06:29 PM

Ah, never mind.

But I am thinking of sending you a gift. Just pick the one you want and I'll even send it to a PO Box.

You're my friend, after all.

Arn't they purty.

poohbear_nc · 10-05-2010, 07:24 PM

Errrr... you want to give me a gip? Gips? Hope you didn't pay too much!

You can mail them to: April Hare, c/o Colonel Saunders Retirement Home, Kentucky

SameOldStory · 10-05-2010, 09:56 PM

Don't want a Gips, hummm.

Why don't you come over and I'll take your picture?

I'll even treat you to some of that famous Setarbak Kopi.

We'll have a wonderful time.

And I might as well tell you now. I bought you that nice watch. It'll go just great with your hat.

poohbear_nc · 10-06-2010, 10:49 AM

Awww .... gotta go get spruced up for my photo! Can't get an appointment right away - I'll let you know when I'm camera-ready!

Lovely watch - send it to April's address - it will be forwarded after decontamination, degaussing, and debugging!

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10-05-2010, 01:24 PM	#578
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Not much is going to be left of Martha Stewart soon. HMMM. Who's next. OK, this one has to go! He's giving me the toe !!! Last edited by SameOldStory; 10-05-2010 at 01:26 PM.

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10-04-2010, 07:31 PM	#571
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,682 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Wait! Remember - you're having dinner with April! And maybe even a sleep-over - with snacks!

10-04-2010, 10:25 PM	#572
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Oh, yeah. April. Snacks. April Snacks. Eat Snacks. Got it. Do I hear a phone ringing? DO I HEAR A PHONE RINING? Poohbear. Do you have a phone?

10-05-2010, 08:22 AM	#573
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,682 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Errrr .... no ... the phone company hasn't extended into the Hundred Acre Woods yet. We send notes in bottles when it rains and floods the woods. Much quieter than phones.

10-05-2010, 09:16 AM	#574
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	That sounds nice. I need a lot of nice and quiet. I've thought it over, Poohbear, and have decided to take you up on your offer to move in with you and Rabbit.

10-05-2010, 09:24 AM	#575
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,682 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Well - Rabbit does have a metal detector on his door - you know terrorists could be infiltrating the Hundred Acre Woods! And he's a pure vegetarian! Only eats what grows in his garden! Hungry for some sprouts?

10-05-2010, 09:56 AM	#576
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Are the little spouts honey coated? Bet they would go real good with the lady fingers. Yeah, the lady fingers were so good I got more. You and I can share.

10-05-2010, 10:00 AM	#577
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,682 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	[I don't know which is more disturbing - that photo or that it is from martha stewart]

10-05-2010, 01:55 PM	#579
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,682 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	why don't you move in with martha stewart? you seem to have SO much in common!

10-05-2010, 02:56 PM	#580
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	WOW!!!!! MarthaStewart.com - 2389 results for: chicken Poohbear, you were one smart chicken. I'm sure gonna miss you. I wonder if she has any recipes for rabbit. Not much. Only 86. I'll just stick to chicken. Say, Poohbear. Just out of curiosity. Do you keep a Christmas card list of all your relatives in your computer?

10-05-2010, 03:08 PM	#581
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,682 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Why yes I do - encrypted of course. We chickens are VERY security conscious. You can send all the cards to me - I'll be happy to forward them. How thoughtful you are - must be Martha's influence!

10-05-2010, 06:29 PM	#582
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Ah, never mind. But I am thinking of sending you a gift. Just pick the one you want and I'll even send it to a PO Box. You're my friend, after all. Arn't they purty.

10-05-2010, 07:24 PM	#583
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,682 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Errrr... you want to give me a gip? Gips? Hope you didn't pay too much! You can mail them to: April Hare, c/o Colonel Saunders Retirement Home, Kentucky

10-05-2010, 09:56 PM	#584
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Don't want a Gips, hummm. Why don't you come over and I'll take your picture? I'll even treat you to some of that famous Setarbak Kopi. We'll have a wonderful time. And I might as well tell you now. I bought you that nice watch. It'll go just great with your hat.

10-06-2010, 10:49 AM	#585
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,682 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Awww .... gotta go get spruced up for my photo! Can't get an appointment right away - I'll let you know when I'm camera-ready! Lovely watch - send it to April's address - it will be forwarded after decontamination, degaussing, and debugging!