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Old 10-02-2010, 04:33 PM   #16
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X doesn't even know that Karma Fortunes exist
X is surprised by his/her Karma Fortune

OMG, I've been here for almost two years and I didn't know that Karma Fortunes existed.

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Old 10-02-2010, 04:37 PM   #17
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Old 10-02-2010, 04:38 PM   #18
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Old 10-02-2010, 04:40 PM   #19
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Old 10-02-2010, 05:08 PM   #20
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Old 10-02-2010, 05:26 PM   #21
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Old 10-02-2010, 06:00 PM   #22
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Old 10-02-2010, 06:01 PM   #23
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OMG, I've been here for almost two years and I didn't know that Karma Fortunes existed.

but you're still able to illuminate an eclipse!
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Old 10-02-2010, 06:19 PM   #24
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what??? Karma Fortune?? what???
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Old 10-02-2010, 07:39 PM   #25
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Old 10-02-2010, 08:05 PM   #26
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X is king of the mountain.
X can answer more riddles than a mountain troll.
X never chooses the blue one next to the fish.
X knows that the best electronic reader is the [notice: karma fortune shortened for space limitations].
X understands that 42 really is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
X never has to use the dictionary look-up on her ebook reader.
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Old 10-02-2010, 08:08 PM   #27
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Old 10-02-2010, 08:17 PM   #28
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"X" is still humble, despite the fame.

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Old 10-02-2010, 08:35 PM   #29
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Old 10-02-2010, 09:28 PM   #30
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Ever heard of Chrismukkah?

It's the best of both worlds.

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