Silliness So what are you doing RIGHT NOW? - Page 1527

MrPLD · 09-28-2010, 04:56 AM

Marc,

Want to come do my tax... I can barely get my quarterly BAS done

Paul.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 09-28-2010, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Just finished and submitted the Annual Tax Returns for The Loved One and myself to the Australian Taxation Office. Woohoo. My brain hurts.

Ack - must do my self-assessment at some point.

(I fully expect to be told I owe the Revenue just over £1, as I have done for the last few years. They do keep telling me I don't have to pay if I don't want to, so I'm waiting til it reaches a reasonable amount; or they forget)

FlorenceArt · 09-28-2010, 08:25 AM

I got a very nice refund this summer

But that's only because I had been emptying my bank account paying taxes on revenues I didn't have

happy_terd · 09-28-2010, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

You don't know where he's been.
You'll get a nasty rash!

chicken pox?

montsnmags · 09-28-2010, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPLD

Marc,

Want to come do my tax... I can barely get my quarterly BAS done

Paul.

Sure, be with you in a sec. I've just got to go downstairs and slam my fingers in the car door repeatedly, because it's fun.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Ack - must do my self-assessment at some point.

(I fully expect to be told I owe the Revenue just over £1, as I have done for the last few years. They do keep telling me I don't have to pay if I don't want to, so I'm waiting til it reaches a reasonable amount; or they forget)

I missed a Return one year (this was when I was employed). I fully expected to get an audit or something, but they just ignored it and moved on (mind you, with deductions it probably saved them money).

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlorenceArt

I got a very nice refund this summer

But that's only because I had been emptying my bank account paying taxes on revenues I didn't have

That's basically what'll happen to me. They estimated by income for 2009-2010 last year based on the previous year, and billed me quarterly for the tax on it (PAYG). Turns out I didn't earn that much this year, so I've overpaid. I still like to pretend it's a "bonus" though.

Cheers,
Marc

LazyScot · 09-28-2010, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Turns out I didn't earn that much this year, so I've overpaid. I still like to pretend it's a "bonus" though.

I've often wondered if the company I work for shouldn't pay me a bigger bonus the less work I do. After all, think of how much less damage I'm doing when I'm not working....

montsnmags · 09-28-2010, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by LazyScot

I've often wondered if the company I work for shouldn't pay me a bigger bonus the less work I do. After all, think of how much less damage I'm doing when I'm not working....

Maybe that's why mine paid me out for 6 months past the date they fired me?

recluse · 09-28-2010, 09:39 AM

I think I should be paid for posting here.
Look at the joy I bring to the hearts and minds of the children!
I'm like Insanity Claws!

happy_terd · 09-28-2010, 10:43 AM

Seeing you does make me feel better about myself.

recluse · 09-28-2010, 10:57 AM

There you go!
Once you accept the fact that you will never be as wonderful as I am, you can move on and be the least you can be happily!

LCF · 09-28-2010, 03:50 PM

yes, yes, yes!!! I found the movie I was looking for the last 3 months!!! Now I can watch it

badgoodDeb · 09-28-2010, 04:27 PM

Well, okay .... but what's the title?? Since we know you're gonna watch it, we need to know WHAT you are watching.

(you probably said before, but I forgot.)

recluse · 09-28-2010, 04:41 PM

"Grannies Gone Wild III: Blue Haired Beach Bats"

happy_terd · 09-28-2010, 04:42 PM

What makes their hair blue?

kennyc · 09-28-2010, 04:45 PM

The testosterone.

09-28-2010, 04:56 AM	#22891
MrPLD Author's pet-geek Posts: 933 Karma: 1040670 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: North Queensland, Australia Device: Kindle 3 Wifi, Onyx Boox M96	Marc, Want to come do my tax... I can barely get my quarterly BAS done Paul.

09-28-2010, 08:25 AM	#22893
FlorenceArt High Priestess Posts: 5,761 Karma: 5042529 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Montreuil sous bois, France Device: iPad Pro 9.7, iPhone 6 Plus	I got a very nice refund this summer But that's only because I had been emptying my bank account paying taxes on revenues I didn't have

09-28-2010, 09:39 AM	#22898
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	I think I should be paid for posting here. Look at the joy I bring to the hearts and minds of the children! I'm like Insanity Claws!

09-28-2010, 10:43 AM	#22899
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Seeing you does make me feel better about myself.

09-28-2010, 10:57 AM	#22900
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	There you go! Once you accept the fact that you will never be as wonderful as I am, you can move on and be the least you can be happily!

09-28-2010, 03:50 PM	#22901
LCF Wizard Posts: 1,472 Karma: 9795311 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Germany Device: Hanlin V3 (LBook), GS3	yes, yes, yes!!! I found the movie I was looking for the last 3 months!!! Now I can watch it

09-28-2010, 04:27 PM	#22902
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,551 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Well, okay .... but what's the title?? Since we know you're gonna watch it, we need to know WHAT you are watching. (you probably said before, but I forgot.)

09-28-2010, 04:41 PM	#22903
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	"Grannies Gone Wild III: Blue Haired Beach Bats"

09-28-2010, 04:42 PM	#22904
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	What makes their hair blue?

09-28-2010, 04:45 PM	#22905
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,907 Karma: 119230421 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire	The testosterone.