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Old 09-26-2010, 05:10 PM   #22756
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How come all the really goodlooking women have brains made by Mattel?
Because all the really goodlooking guys are creeps and jerks?
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:14 PM   #22757
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Because all the really goodlooking guys are creeps and jerks?
No we arent!!!
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:15 PM   #22758
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I saw that one coming.
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:19 PM   #22759
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I saw that one coming.
So it was a personal attack against the beautiful?
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:20 PM   #22760
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Hit them with a sock full of sand.
That way they stay down longer.

Why do people insist on taking everything I say seriously?
I'm really starting to believe some of you are slow.
That's why all those smilies are over on the right. Use them! It's difficult to tell if you are serious or not (particularly on an international forum) if you give no indication and no one can tell what kind of mood you are in today.
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:21 PM   #22761
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So it was a personal attack against the beautiful?
No just against you!
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:26 PM   #22762
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You either believe that good looking women look like Barbie and come in a box, or have met too small a sampling. I know (and have been involved with) a number of very good looking women. They are all at least as bright as I. Some may be brighter.

That's part of why I like them. If I can't talk to them, I'm unlikely to have further interest.
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Do not take offense, Dennis. This is just a joke, right?

But ... I do not find it either curious or extraordinary that there is a number of very good looking women at least as bright as you. Probably most of them are. All of them?

What I found very curious that only some are brighter ...

Instead of talking to them why not talking with them for a change. You might be surprised by the outcome. There, a double entendre.
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:32 PM   #22763
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Sleepwalking, apparently. Okay, in my own defense, I woke up with my allergies going strong, so I couldn't see much anyway. But I grabbed my glasses off the nightstand and started cleaning up the mess the cat left me on the rug, replying to a couple of messages, etc. It wasn't until Chris got up about half an hour later and handed me MY glasses that I realized I'd been wearing HIS....
Ever gone hunting high and low looking for your glasses, and there they are perched on top of your head? And then you feel like an idiot.

I know the feeling all too well.

Cheers.
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:32 PM   #22764
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Obviously you've never met me. (avatar not withstanding)
what's wrong with your avatar? you look both gorgeous and intensely intelligent to me.
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:34 PM   #22765
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Makes me wonder what exactly you DID clean up on the rug?
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:34 PM   #22766
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I can't access the smilies using the Kindle, kenny.

Besides, isn't a little mystery the spice of life?
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:36 PM   #22767
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Because all the really goodlooking guys are creeps and jerks?
I am neither a creep nor a jerk
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:37 PM   #22768
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I am neither a creep nor a jerk
Just look at that smile! [you can just hear the ladies swooning!]
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:44 PM   #22769
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Just look at that smile! [you can just hear the ladies swooning!]
poohbear, my friend. We both know that looks do not count a dry fig. It is that uncertain ... little spark that makes the difference. He talks to them ... ah ah ah
and they talk with someone else. Good for us.
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:48 PM   #22770
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I can't access the smilies using the Kindle, kenny.

Besides, isn't a little mystery the spice of life?
Wait... do you always read MR on the kindle?

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