Silliness Is chicken soup an abomination? - Page 28

poohbear_nc · 09-20-2010, 08:23 AM

Thank you SO much for the sensitive, discreet, and thoughtful use of BOTH the Spoiler tags AND the warning in RED - just to protect my privacy and feelings.

But I fear that your new selection for my social life simply reflects the growing hunger pangs you are feeling as you sit at the empty dinner table, surrounded by empty chairs and full sauce bottles. Not to mention all those shiny UNUSED utensils.

Poor baby.

Maybe you should adopt a religious following that celebrates fasting? Or vegetarianism?

It's SO humbling to witness the depth of your depravity devotion to a friend. I must lock myself in my humble house to hide my tears. Adieu!

SameOldStory · 09-20-2010, 10:28 AM

You're right, I am a sinsative fiend friend.

But you didn't say no to the duck.

Interested? Her name is Edy and she would be more than happy to meet you. Or you could meet her sister Ez. Ez woould go anywhere with you.

SameOldStory · 09-20-2010, 11:31 AM

Sorry about that, Poohbear. Now it's fixed, nobody can see our privut masages messages.

Spoiler:

poohbear_nc · 09-20-2010, 11:34 AM

No, no, no ... you misunderstand me, it's not a gender or species issue, it's height. Being of somewhat challenged stature, your suggestions for my dates are "out of my range" - esp. since I've been working so hard on my dancing.
But I DO appreciate your kindness, and your consideration for my privacy!

poohbear_nc · 09-20-2010, 02:39 PM

It's getting to you, isn't it? Sitting all alone at that big dining room table. All those empty dishes. Nothing in the oven. Truly stainless steel instruments - no chicken stains anywhere! Hunger pangs increasing. And no entree in sight! Running out of appetizers. All the liquor gone. Still no knock on the door. No muted scream in the oven. No feathers in the trash bag.

What would Wiley do now?

LCF · 09-20-2010, 02:50 PM

If it is - I'm currently reading an abomination. And it tastes really god

poohbear_nc · 09-20-2010, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LCF

If it is - I'm currently reading an abomination. And it tastes really god

SameOldStory · 09-20-2010, 03:27 PM

Well, I found a cute Polynesian chick for you.

When you get here we can play some games.

Spoiler:

An educational moment.

Spoiler:

SameOldStory · 09-20-2010, 03:28 PM

PS - I have LOTS of candy corn just waiting for the two of you.

LCF · 09-20-2010, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LCF

If it is - I'm currently reading an abomination. And it tastes really god

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Yep, you're right. This forum is messing with our minds. I meant "eating"...

poohbear_nc · 09-20-2010, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LCF

Yep, you're right. This forum is messing with our minds. I meant "eating"...

If you ate more beef, these kinds of mental aberrations wouldn't occur! Red meat! Not puny white meat! Your brain wants red meat!

Go have a cheeseburger!

SameOldStory · 09-20-2010, 04:48 PM

You want us to eat a cute little cow?

What about Elsie the cow?

WHAT A CRUEL HEARTED CHICKEN!

Besides, I'm on a low cow, high chicken diet, and the cows out vote you and April H by 3 to 2.

poohbear_nc · 09-20-2010, 05:55 PM

Sigh ... it's obvious that the constant hunger ... and the sight of those empty pots & pans are affecting your thought processes. No longer able to dream up sneaky plans to ensnare us eh? Resorting to plain bribery & intimidation?

You're sure to lose your Acme Gold Card now!

AprilHare · 09-20-2010, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SameOldStory

You want us to eat a cute little cow?

What about Elsie the cow?

WHAT A CRUEL HEARTED CHICKEN!

Besides, I'm on a low cow, high chicken diet, and the cows out vote you and April H by 3 to 2.

Yes. Eat cow instead.
They love being eaten! They even invite you to eat them

SameOldStory · 09-20-2010, 09:18 PM

Say April H, I've been loosing a bit of weight lately. I'm only saying that because I think that I can kelp you loose a little too.

I have a surgeon that wants to help you at no charge. He does it free 'cause he makes most of his money in the fast food industry. This really is a once in your life opportunity, please don't delay.

And if you come over in the next 5 minutes, you get free corn.

Poohbear, we're going to need you too to help after the surgery. You can make popcorn chicken. Sorry there, bad keyboard.

View Poll Results: Is chicken soup an abomination?
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Yes	8	25.00%
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09-20-2010, 11:31 AM	#408
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	OOOPS Sorry about that, Poohbear. Now it's fixed, nobody can see our privut masages messages. Spoiler: You're right, I am a sinsative fiend friend. But you didn't say no to the duck. Interested? Her name is Edy and she would be more than happy to meet you. Or you could meet her sister Ez. Ez woould go anywhere with you.

09-20-2010, 03:27 PM	#413
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Well, I found a cute Polynesian chick for you. When you get here we can play some games. Spoiler: And chicken hidding in a can. An educational moment. Spoiler: How a chicken lays an egg Every female chick is born with thousands of undeveloped yolks, or ova, grouped together near the middle of her backbone in a larger cluster, the ovary. When a hen is ready to lay, these ova begin to mature, and every 24 to 26 hours, a fully formed egg yolk is released into the oviduct. As the yolk moves down this tube, it's coated with layers of gel-like albumen (that'd be your egg white) and wrapped in a thin, translucent membrane. If a rooster had been on the scene, sperm would probably have fertilized the yolk before it met the albumen. Then comes the amazing part. As the soft, shell-less egg moves toward the exit, it passes through a floating cloud of calcite (calcium carbonate). The egg's membrane, which I'd thought of mainly as that annoying film that you have to peel off a hard-boiled egg, is actually pretty wondrous. All over its surface are precisely spaced protein points. These attract the calcite particles, which build up on the membrane in crisp, geometric columns until they make a shell. Essentially, they form a thin crystal that covers the egg. How appropriate that Fabergé used eggs as the model for his fantastic creations. Shortly afterward, the hen gets an urge and climbs into the nest box. After a bit of heaving and panting, out pops the egg. There it is, protein-rich, marvelous, ready to go. We take it away to eat, and the hen starts making another one, as if it were the most ordinary thing in the world

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09-20-2010, 08:23 AM	#406
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,666 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Thank you SO much for the sensitive, discreet, and thoughtful use of BOTH the Spoiler tags AND the warning in RED - just to protect my privacy and feelings. But I fear that your new selection for my social life simply reflects the growing hunger pangs you are feeling as you sit at the empty dinner table, surrounded by empty chairs and full sauce bottles. Not to mention all those shiny UNUSED utensils. Poor baby. Maybe you should adopt a religious following that celebrates fasting? Or vegetarianism? It's SO humbling to witness the depth of your depravity devotion to a friend. I must lock myself in my humble house to hide my tears. Adieu!

09-20-2010, 10:28 AM	#407
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	You're right, I am a sinsative fiend friend. But you didn't say no to the duck. Interested? Her name is Edy and she would be more than happy to meet you. Or you could meet her sister Ez. Ez woould go anywhere with you.

09-20-2010, 11:34 AM	#409
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,666 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	No, no, no ... you misunderstand me, it's not a gender or species issue, it's height. Being of somewhat challenged stature, your suggestions for my dates are "out of my range" - esp. since I've been working so hard on my dancing. But I DO appreciate your kindness, and your consideration for my privacy!

09-20-2010, 02:39 PM	#410
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,666 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	It's getting to you, isn't it? Sitting all alone at that big dining room table. All those empty dishes. Nothing in the oven. Truly stainless steel instruments - no chicken stains anywhere! Hunger pangs increasing. And no entree in sight! Running out of appetizers. All the liquor gone. Still no knock on the door. No muted scream in the oven. No feathers in the trash bag. What would Wiley do now?

09-20-2010, 02:50 PM	#411
LCF Wizard Posts: 1,472 Karma: 9795311 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Germany Device: Hanlin V3 (LBook), GS3	If it is - I'm currently reading an abomination. And it tastes really god

09-20-2010, 03:28 PM	#414
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	PS - I have LOTS of candy corn just waiting for the two of you.

09-20-2010, 04:48 PM	#417
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	You want us to eat a cute little cow? What about Elsie the cow? WHAT A CRUEL HEARTED CHICKEN! Besides, I'm on a low cow, high chicken diet, and the cows out vote you and April H by 3 to 2.

09-20-2010, 05:55 PM	#418
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,666 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Sigh ... it's obvious that the constant hunger ... and the sight of those empty pots & pans are affecting your thought processes. No longer able to dream up sneaky plans to ensnare us eh? Resorting to plain bribery & intimidation? You're sure to lose your Acme Gold Card now!

09-20-2010, 09:18 PM	#420
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Say April H, I've been loosing a bit of weight lately. I'm only saying that because I think that I can kelp you loose a little too. I have a surgeon that wants to help you at no charge. He does it free 'cause he makes most of his money in the fast food industry. This really is a once in your life opportunity, please don't delay. And if you come over in the next 5 minutes, you get free corn. Poohbear, we're going to need you too to help after the surgery. You can make popcorn chicken. Sorry there, bad keyboard.